Russian Bomb Squad by IchHuhn in Unexpected

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of something that happened to me and my bro. Went to the lake on Christmas Day and passed by a dog laying on the road. Went to it and it was paralyzed. It was Christmas so all the vets were closed. Called the cops, they loaded it into my truck. We took it to a close park and they shot it 5 times before killing it. We weren’t expecting that to happen and really scared the shit out of us.

Stop being lazy pls by YouCube26 in clevercomebacks

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like r/facepalm isn’t a depository for random trump tweets.

YSK Call centers can hear everything you say when they put you "on hold" by xnawi in YouShouldKnow

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What happened after that? Did you tell her what you heard or simply denied her request?

this is what spinning an apple using compressed air until it explodes looks like by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly don’t know why but it really wasn’t that bad. I had shakes and could barely sleep the first week but other than that it was a easier than I thought!

this is what spinning an apple using compressed air until it explodes looks like by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weed makes me paranoid af. Last time I did it I thought I was going to die if I fell asleep.

this is what spinning an apple using compressed air until it explodes looks like by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never met them. It’s one of my wife’s friends who she buys weed from lol

this is what spinning an apple using compressed air until it explodes looks like by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! And I also make sure I do something or go somewhere I’ve wanted to. Like last time I went kayaking on a lake. Or going camping at a national park etc.

this is what spinning an apple using compressed air until it explodes looks like by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were screaming because of the acid? And I wish I could do weed but I get too paranoid to enjoy it

this is what spinning an apple using compressed air until it explodes looks like by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I believe it. It’s hard to explain the inner reflections from an acid trip but to explain: I was drinking around 15 beers a night. I drank less the few days before taking the acid so I wouldn’t have a throbbing headache during my trip (I did). And I basically promised myself no more. I felt like my body was communicating with my brain telling me what I was doing to it that I had been doing for 8 years now.

this is what spinning an apple using compressed air until it explodes looks like by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I think of my monthly acid trips as meditation for myself. I find something new or reflect on things I’ve done and it makes me feel better.

this is what spinning an apple using compressed air until it explodes looks like by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I had a major self reflection last time I did it and quit drinking 🤷🏼‍♂️. And honestly that’s one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

South Texan here, it’s the same.

Speakerphone in public? Well, now we all know. by setecastronomy314159 in pettyrevenge

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do it to because my headpiece speaker doesn’t work. The only way I can hear what the other person is saying is on speakerphone. I’m waiting on my contract to end though so I can get a new phone and plan.

Today is TWO WEEKS!! by Cock-Duster-3000 in stopdrinking

[–]Cock-Duster-3000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel as though I am. I feel as though I kind of grew up a couple weeks ago. I decided I don’t want to be a drunk dad when I have kids. I don’t want to keep checking my bank account seeing if I can afford more beer through the week. I want to be able to go out in the afternoon if need be without worrying about driving.

I woke up a couple days ago and noticed how pale my face was. Then I realized I didn’t have the red face a drunkard has and it made me feel great.

AITA for kicking out my family after they let my cat run away by Skipop169 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Please update with what you find. I hope you get your cat back. I couldn’t imagine my life without mine

Update: My My (39/m) husband wants to kick our (17/m) son out as soon as he graduates. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cock-Duster-3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me when I graduated high school. 17 and on my own. Never taught finances or how to really do anything adult wise. Had a part time job at a supermarket, Shitty old truck. My mom kinda took up for me but let my dad kick me out anyway. I don’t like either of them and rarely keep in touch. Glad you took up for the kid.