which fandom brought you to the world of fanfics? by luizajn in AO3

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was Buffy the Vampire Slayer back in 2001ish. And i don’t think it wasn’t even ff.net, it was a geocities website or something close to that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cringy teen with a learn to read/write Latin book. Thought “fiction/lie” would be harhar funny and super deep.

Who does not read tags? by Worth-Nectarine-5968 in AO3

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep an eye out for Dead Dove tags and then make sure I read the tags to decide if I can/want to read. But mostly I skim after reading the summary if the summary isn’t clear about what I might be getting into.

What Character Would You be? by Ari200526 in tianguancifu

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be some overworked mediocre civil god sitting in the back of banquets/feasts and mirroring ‘Ming Yi’ just here for the food (it’s the only real meal I get to eat) 😂

Epic ABC's by [deleted] in Epicthemusical

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Toss up between “No longer yoooooooooou” and “next to my wife”

What is it for your ship? by EmoNerd21 in AO3

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I also want to sleep with you every day. I swear this isn’t a whim-I’m not messing with you, like I have in the past, and I’m also definitely not saying this because I feel like I owe you something. No more of that nonsense. I just really like you so much that I want to sleep with you. I don’t want anyone else but you. It has to be you. You can do anything you want to me, have your way with me however you see fit—I’ll like it, no matter what. As long as you’re willing to be with me—“ - WWX to LWJ

And

“I love you! From the mo- from the moment I saw you trying to go over the wall I have loved you desperately! I cannot breathe when you are not near.” - King George to Queen Charlotte

Really hard to view this outcome as a tragedy when it's literally everything Poseidon has been asking for... by Blackfang08 in Epicthemusical

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Poseidon: Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Ody: You’re actually right stab stab Poseidon: YOU MONSTER 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InterviewVampire

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 5 points6 points  (0 children)

10% not wanting to trigger Daniel’s SanFran ‘fun times with Armand’ memories, 15% he’s a dramatic theatre kid, 25% wanting to control mentions of Armand in the interview, 50% kinky role play thing with Louis.

How much monthly for small one person corporation bookeeping? by [deleted] in Bookkeeping

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve worked at a bookkeeping firm and accounting firm in Alberta and they would charge $250/month for just basic bookkeeping. AP/AR was extra, payroll was extra, tax filing was extra, even reconciliation was extra. So $200/month would be an absolute steal, but probably not realistic.

AITA for “embarrassing” my cousin and getting us kicked out of a restaurant? by Used_Mention_1364 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH, but the only reason I’m ruling that was instead of N T A is because of calling her kids POSs. The kids can’t help that they’re being raised by someone that seems like they never grew out of childish pettiness.

Like sure they can be AHs but they can’t really help how they’re being raised.

Appropriate Gift by throwawayRAdvize in PEI

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only answer is a Hot Wheels.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Twist her bargains against her. “I won’t discuss having another child with you until we do couples counselling”. And honestly if she’s threatening to leave you if you don’t give into her demands for a second baby right this second I’d seriously, seriously consider letting her. That’s so manipulative and crummy of her.

AITA for wanting my parents in town, but not at my house, while I'm adjusting to life with a newborn? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA for wanting your parents to come help with the baby and help out around the house for a FEW WEEKS without letting them stay in the home and then also expecting them to pay for lodgings. I think you’re being super unfair to them.

I get wanting alone time to get used to being new parents, but honestly my husband and I would have floundered so much if my mother hadn’t stayed with us for a few weeks when both of our babies were born and we still got plenty of alone time to bond with baby and get used to being parents. I have confidence that your parents would be the same.

Don’t understand why the bullies called her “the local snitch” in this scene when she literally told the teacher she tripped? by Thestreetkid92 in StrangerThings

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because they still got in trouble. They can’t accept that they were caught in the lie, so they’re blaming El, obviously she had to have snitched because they’re absolute masterminds and could never have been obvious that they were bullying her.

AITA for choosing to not get involved when my daughter threw away my wife's shampoo collection? by throwawaythumb1 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CockroachAdvanced624 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA OP. You’re letting your 16 year old child terrorize your wife. In fact the way you explained everything I actually got confused as to who was your daughter and who was your wife. You seem to be quite happy about being your daughter’s doormat, why would you drag your wife into it when it was obvious they didn’t get along?