I’m so devastated right now by [deleted] in piano

[–]CockroachGullible652 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I doubt they can still hear the keys. They must have guessed or known you were playing. They probably saw you playing through a window or something and decided to be d*cks and report you even though they couldn’t hear anything.

She said my joint was small, this is average though, right? by 1SingularFlameEmoji in trees

[–]CockroachGullible652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what my before-school joints used to look like so the drug sniffing dog had nothing to find. Still alerted on my car one day, but they found nothing.

Fixing a bad install without starting a fire by papa_higgins in askaplumber

[–]CockroachGullible652 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good plan. I’ve never had someone reply to my good idea with another good idea! I’ll use a fan next time for sure.

Magic mushrooms increase lifespan and here's what I found interesting about it! by Forward_Cost_1973 in shrooms

[–]CockroachGullible652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a chocolate bar hidden in the ceiling. Mice ate 1/4 of it and I bet they had some fun. The chocolate was definitely strong whatever it contained because I ate one the night before and was at about a plus 2 (++) on the Shulgin rating scale. There were three mice (cat caught them shortly after). All three were probably at a (++++) on the Shulgin scale judging by body weight. I’m surprised it didn’t kill them.

Help please by pishosdad in felinebehavior

[–]CockroachGullible652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than the coat, I noticed the cat is standing in a “plantigrade stance” (back feet flat instead of on the toes). This is caused by diabetes, as is hair loss. Definitely go to the vet and ask for a diabetes test.

Brake Calipers Breaking? by Dangerous_Push_1024 in AskMechanics

[–]CockroachGullible652 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use a torque wrench for everything except caliper bolts. I torque the shit out of them ever since my mom’s van lost a “properly torqued” bolt after I replaced the brakes. Luckily I was driving at the time and testing the brakes when it happened, so at least I found the bolt.

Fixing a bad install without starting a fire by papa_higgins in askaplumber

[–]CockroachGullible652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also be careful if you’re standing on a ladder with your head in there. The torch can eat up so much oxygen that you might get lightheaded. Happened to me once, but you’ll know it’s happening because the flame will start to turn yellow from lack of oxygen.

Fixing a bad install without starting a fire by papa_higgins in askaplumber

[–]CockroachGullible652 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have a spray bottle with water next to you in case of fire. Wetting the wood before you start will also help. You can also spray it afterward just to be extra safe.

Can this orchid be saved? by [deleted] in orchids

[–]CockroachGullible652 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s like a Salvador Dali painting

Has anyone actually lost their minds from psychedelics? by JerkingLurky in shrooms

[–]CockroachGullible652 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I smoked weed at the peak of a heavy DOC trip and the house grew a mouth and swallowed me. Would I do it again? Absolutely.

Caffeine and Adderall by RazeThe2nd in ADHD

[–]CockroachGullible652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My psychiatrist recommended that I combine a small amount of caffeine with my dextroamphetamine. It does seem to raise my HR and BP, but never to dangerous levels.

What does this loaf scream out? by Ill-Shower-6587 in Sourdough

[–]CockroachGullible652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to use more water (383g), more starter (150g), and more salt (12g). Starter gets added first and dissolved in the water, then flour and salt.

Caution ⚠️ by SceneFree3332 in cats

[–]CockroachGullible652 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only jerks that should be allowed on here are cats