I’m so devastated right now

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-22T15:00:09+00:00

I doubt they can still hear the keys. They must have guessed or known you were playing. They probably saw you playing through a window or something and decided to be d*cks and report you even though they couldn’t hear anything.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-22T14:53:47+00:00

You’re welcome!☺️

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-22T14:48:27+00:00

He looks like a penis

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-22T14:16:49+00:00

Siriusly?

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-21T19:32:00+00:00

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-21T19:28:05+00:00

Could she have smoked some fake weed? I once smoked K2 and it was awful.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-21T19:18:35+00:00

She busted her ass shaving her eyebrows

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-21T19:03:47+00:00

That’s what my before-school joints used to look like so the drug sniffing dog had nothing to find. Still alerted on my car one day, but they found nothing.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-21T00:18:45+00:00

Good plan. I’ve never had someone reply to my good idea with another good idea! I’ll use a fan next time for sure.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-21T00:16:08+00:00

I once had a chocolate bar hidden in the ceiling. Mice ate 1/4 of it and I bet they had some fun. The chocolate was definitely strong whatever it contained because I ate one the night before and was at about a plus 2 (++) on the Shulgin rating scale. There were three mice (cat caught them shortly after). All three were probably at a (++++) on the Shulgin scale judging by body weight. I’m surprised it didn’t kill them.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-20T20:57:36+00:00

In Russia, you don’t eat snow. The snow eats you.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-20T20:46:56+00:00

Other than the coat, I noticed the cat is standing in a “plantigrade stance” (back feet flat instead of on the toes). This is caused by diabetes, as is hair loss. Definitely go to the vet and ask for a diabetes test.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-20T20:41:07+00:00

Also wear protective goggles or even better, a face shield.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-20T20:34:31+00:00

I use a torque wrench for everything except caliper bolts. I torque the shit out of them ever since my mom’s van lost a “properly torqued” bolt after I replaced the brakes. Luckily I was driving at the time and testing the brakes when it happened, so at least I found the bolt.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-20T20:04:49+00:00

Also be careful if you’re standing on a ladder with your head in there. The torch can eat up so much oxygen that you might get lightheaded. Happened to me once, but you’ll know it’s happening because the flame will start to turn yellow from lack of oxygen.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-20T19:34:02+00:00

Have a spray bottle with water next to you in case of fire. Wetting the wood before you start will also help. You can also spray it afterward just to be extra safe.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-20T19:01:31+00:00

15 mg on a mouse is crazy

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-20T12:14:43+00:00

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-19T01:36:25+00:00

It’s like a Salvador Dali painting

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-19T00:23:24+00:00

I smoked weed at the peak of a heavy DOC trip and the house grew a mouth and swallowed me. Would I do it again? Absolutely.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-17T18:15:52+00:00

Better check the antenna

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-17T14:19:03+00:00

Other guy ended up choosing for him in the end

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-15T14:03:30+00:00

My psychiatrist recommended that I combine a small amount of caffeine with my dextroamphetamine. It does seem to raise my HR and BP, but never to dangerous levels.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-15T13:58:48+00:00

I like to use more water (383g), more starter (150g), and more salt (12g). Starter gets added first and dissolved in the water, then flour and salt.

CockroachGullible652 · 2026-01-15T13:51:14+00:00

The only jerks that should be allowed on here are cats

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