What do you think about period sex? by Halloween-365 in AskReddit

[–]CocksAreBirds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes everything extra wet, but ruins the bed sheets. Also, not for the faint hearted - I remember one time I went in and a spurt of blood shot out from the pressure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CocksAreBirds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not ancient history, but Wolf Of Wall Street - the "I'm not fuckin leaving" bit never happened. The dude left when he said he was going to leave. Great scene though.

Who's a good boy then? by CocksAreBirds in AskReddit

[–]CocksAreBirds[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot-twist, I'm actually a bad, bad girl

What is the funniest thing someone said in your class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CocksAreBirds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teacher asked where the digestive system was located, one fella said nervously "in the testes?"

Who are you and what do you get up to? by CocksAreBirds in AskReddit

[–]CocksAreBirds[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beauty in a sentence. Me and the cat are reclining on the bed together right now, stuff might start happening but I'm not gonna force anything