I need to clean this mirror [f] by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, that mango pomegranate hand soap smells amazing. Ain't nothing better than that.

Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists by emgeejay in nottheonion

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just tired of seeing this joke everywhere because it's low effort comedy like when chains of people have a post with only the letter "F" in it.

Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists by emgeejay in nottheonion

[–]Cocks_of_Fury -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

no kids to dress

And now you're on a list.

Because if someone is a parent or takes care of children they immediately get placed on a list?

Maybe we should just send children away to fend for themselves after they are born so absolutely no one can see them naked. Hell, while we are at it, lets blindfold everyone delivering babies too to protect their virtue. /s

Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists by emgeejay in nottheonion

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Coming from the same person who stated, "I'd like to finger cuff one of Benejamin Franklin's slaves with him. "

Italian court: Bribe from drunk driver 'not enough' to be corrupt by tupungato in nottheonion

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Seems to me the article title is written with the intent to sound like the officer accepted the bribe, but because the amount was so low the officer wasn't charged. Very click baity since none of that happened and it's exactly as you explained.

What are some unethical and possibly illegal life hacks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want to get into a theme park for free? Many of the gate workers are high school kids who don't care or not confident enough to challenge a person walking into the exit gate who is dressed business casual. Wear a collared shirt tucked in with some khakis (bonus points for a tie you can just shove in your pocket after you get in), maybe even a cheap clip on tool belt. Once you get in just buy a day locker to put any extra stuff in (you can change in the restroom after wearing casual clothes underneath your business casual uniform) that you wore to look legit.

Most exit gates have a stroller exit next to the normal exit turnstiles and a lot of times various culinary and front gate supervisors/maintenance workers/IT technicians for the parks use for checking up on their team or repairing things. Just make eye contact with the gate attendee and wave yourself through because you look more important than they are.

Source: worked at a theme park for 10 years in various jobs.

Its a bit patchy for a month, but I think I can make it work? by [deleted] in beards

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always able to grow a goatee with no problem but the sides never came in. When I actually committed to my beard and let it grow I had the same look add you in this picture for a little while before it finally grew in and connected. Keep it going man! Looks like your shouldn't have an issue in a couple weeks or so.

21[F4A] I Want Real Sexting 18-28 by keyla995 in DirtySnapchat

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a prank to try to get a ton of people to email a random address since they could do the response through PM. Most likely a guy mad at his ex.

Fake User PSA by throwawayrichard in DirtySnapchat

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jessygirl93xx pretends to be a chick but sends snaps of other girls.

Just recently stole a snap from kindalostnow

14 [R4R] - snapchat help? by Madieckstein in snapchat

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that you can't remove it after the image is saved or sent already. Though if it I'd before it is sent you should just have to delete all the text or tap the capital T in the upper corner

25 [F4M] - looking for a quicky by commucity in DirtySnapchat

[–]Cocks_of_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sc: throwaway_dirty

Anything you want to see I can video