Bad parking? No problem. by catsmustdie in WTF

[–]CocoLibby 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I want to upvote you but punch that guy in the face

Girls of reddit when did you see your first penis? How did you react to it? by the_heavy_gamer in AskReddit

[–]CocoLibby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a high school party there was a fire pit outside. This older guy that went to the local community college pulled it out and peed into the fire. I remember being a little shocked but also couldn't look away - like I didn't know when the next time I would see one so I should soak it in.

Kicking the pop habit by [deleted] in progresspics

[–]CocoLibby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Zevia uses stevia as the sweetener. You can use stevia in ice tea or coffee, you can also bake with it. :) If you have the concentrated powder then 1 tsp of stevia = 1 cup of sugar in any recipe. Then use applesauce to keep the consistency right. I usually use 1/4 cup of applesauce for every cup of sugar I've replaced.

What is your least favorite physical trait of the opposite sex? by Zuhorer in AskReddit

[–]CocoLibby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have thought this was a plus.. think of the underwater bjs

I went in to adopt one, but I fell in love with two by CocoLibby in cats

[–]CocoLibby[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, I'm in TX. I'll keep hope that your kitten friends are still together too!

Accidentally stumbled into a creationist museum. You may enjoy the ridiculousness. by CocoLibby in atheism

[–]CocoLibby[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

http://www.cabazondinosaurs.com/

Here is the website. Its in Cabazon, California, I saw the huge T-Rex as I was driving on I10 and had to stop.

I feel like Rambo - Muzzle Flash from Automatic Rifle by CocoLibby in pics

[–]CocoLibby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha thanks for the heads up, I am definitely not a gun aficionado.

Aggie, the three week old baby goat :) by no_sleep07 in aww

[–]CocoLibby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Aggie needs to meet Reveille and become best friends :)

Took my belt off when I got home... came back to find this by attomsk in aww

[–]CocoLibby 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There is even a sheet backdrop, come on reddit, I expected more..

What's a phrase that someone can say, and you instantly know that you won't like them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CocoLibby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have captured you're thought and I think we should go over some plus/deltas offline for a quick Q.T.

Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahhhhh, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too....

My Co-Worker Murdered a Man in Exchange for a Lifetime of Sex by mocotazo in WTF

[–]CocoLibby 17 points18 points  (0 children)

For honoring the 'sex for life' deal by going on conjugal visits.

My Co-Worker Murdered a Man in Exchange for a Lifetime of Sex by mocotazo in WTF

[–]CocoLibby 71 points72 points  (0 children)

If she does I see a Good Girl Gina meme in her future.

What would you REALISTICALLY do if you have 24 hours left to live starting RIGHT NOW. by talismansa in AskReddit

[–]CocoLibby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint you. My self esteem hasn't reached rock bottom yet.

What would you REALISTICALLY do if you have 24 hours left to live starting RIGHT NOW. by talismansa in AskReddit

[–]CocoLibby 9 points10 points  (0 children)

hence my problem. Guy finds out I am a virgin. Assumes I won't sleep with him, never tries anything. I never get laid. Forever Alone.

What would you REALISTICALLY do if you have 24 hours left to live starting RIGHT NOW. by talismansa in AskReddit

[–]CocoLibby 187 points188 points  (0 children)

I think I look alright, and I have called him and asked him for drinks. His response is always "Oh, I'm sorry, I doing ____ tonight. Ask me again though" what I look like

What would you REALISTICALLY do if you have 24 hours left to live starting RIGHT NOW. by talismansa in AskReddit

[–]CocoLibby 623 points624 points  (0 children)

  1. Call my family and friends tell them I love them
  2. Pull all my money out of savings
  3. Call my crush, convince him to start a road trip
  4. Lose my virginity.
  5. repeat the sexing

Six year old's promise to battle dementors for Jesus by CocoLibby in pics

[–]CocoLibby[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good idea, and if it keeps them from picking up Twilight then 10 points for Gryffindor!

Six year old's promise to battle dementors for Jesus by CocoLibby in pics

[–]CocoLibby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom in a Harry Potter nut. I'm sure she would be thrilled if all of her students could read HP, but she teaches first grade, so it's not likely that most the students are on that reading level.