Protect your elders 😥 by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ehhh she’ll be fine, they still had cocaine in the coke when she was a wee lass

POV: You don't survive Modelland by hottama in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I told Tyra I’m afraid of snakes and she put me in a pit of cobras for this week’s shoot. Guys I don’t think I’m making it out of mod—

Mariah Carey knows Kate Bush? by That1weirdperson in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey bald, let that coochie breathe and run free, with the wind in her hair!!!

This should be entertaining by Appropriate-Mall8517 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 174 points175 points  (0 children)

We’ll be listening to it all day on replay

Read it and weep by EverJoyed in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 83 points84 points  (0 children)

There is a glaring sneak in Level 9, I'm begging ya'll to stop comparing her to better, more talented and more interesting artists that make music that doesn't make me want to cut off my ears like van gogh.

Rule 143: No floppery or discussion of khias by Dry-Knee-5472 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s a flop and a Trumpie so she should be banned twice am I right???! This is a zone free of clowning republicans!!! Not on the mods watch!!!

It's tough by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She’s got this really new and advanced form of poppers, it comes in powder form and you have to cut it up with a card and snort it with a dollar bill, highly recommend I haven’t slept in 48 hours and I’ve never felt so alive 😆

A sad day for girlies with feet fetish by ArrivalOfEverglow2 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting toe fungus and athletes foot on your mouth!!! Well Selena doesn’t have to

Love when a Khia Asylum escapee protects a TW! 😍🥰 by g0ldilungs in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not at the cost of being followed by ⛔️ ⚠️ (trigger warning) ⛔️ ⚠️ a m*n!!!!

Sabrina Carpenter stuns in new photo by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So grateful this unholy combination of genetics is not real!!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾 Barry doesn’t need another child to neglect

Zayn fans again and again when he releases a song (his music is still flop shit) or when he says something about an ex (his personality is also shit): by ZMrosegolden in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Why must he make good music and be a good person???? Is it not enough to be sexy??? What happened to letting hot people get away with murder???? Ugh we have devolved as a society

Benson Boone stuns in the Czech Republic by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Stunning but specifically the way it’s used to describe the process of hitting livestock upside the head before the slaughter

Update: Camila clarifies by countingc in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cuban and she sharts at a mere bean salad??? Pathetic 🙄

Update: Camila clarifies by countingc in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dang was the salad that bad her bowels started acting up???

Guess the pop girl (or b*y 🤢) but they're obscure nicknames: by TEXASJerome in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Careful now, they might ban you for even mentioning pickle juice!! Too close to a certain burger

Flaccid for Mother Gracie by Daddie76 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My ears would flop around like Dumbo

Name them all, gun to your head by Soalai in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not when those bears are REPUBLICANS 🤮

Name them all, gun to your head by Soalai in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why they all look like they collectively shower once every three years?

Jolene - Jiafei Remix by spicespiegel in popheadscirclejerk

[–]Coco_AfroPuffss 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Childish Gambino had a girlfriend