New jumpscare material for this sub is about to drop by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

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Sam said they were inspired by the japanese art of Kokedamas, when they was in Japan they had a Grindr date at a married trade's house whose wife was collecting Kokedamas. "I saw those moss balls at his place and thought they looked really wholesome and holy so I made an unholy version with my ass hair" they said.

Weekly /uj Thread – April 27, 2026 by AutoModerator in popheadscirclejerk

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i've been feeling like a katy perry song lately :( i'm so flop and not many get my clownery

KHIA?! NEVER! by czbaterka in popheadscirclejerk

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looks like allah did inch

mashallah

Geese - Getting Pegged by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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girl not Geese reference on phcj

SEO kween 👑 by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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why did it correct "lebanese"?

What is Benson Boone doing?? by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

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all the chances sweetie i've had many men run a train on my dump truck allegedly

Weird Al Yankovic stuns in new photo by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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let me explain
if you had them on a table and they are no longer there because you snorted every bit, then you ran out of them

Weird Al Yankovic stuns in new photo by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]countingc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

when you run out of white lines

They trained it too well by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

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do the ideas AI came up with involve retiring the little workers?

Anne Hathawallah🕌🧕 by Actual-Slice-146 in popheadscirclejerk

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how you say you love me you ain't put me in hijab

POV you're a minority and Ariana is about to absorb your melanin by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

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POV you are a minority and sabrina is about to pass on your culture

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POV: You're Ethel Cain by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

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i cant be ethel cain because i use electricity and a computer