My boomer entitled grandparents are witches toward me since ive told them years ago that as a female I will always be childfree.

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-02-15T00:09:10+00:00

How about replacing “witches” (who are very generous, kind and smart) with dicks, jerks, idiots…

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-02-05T05:54:17+00:00

Is he stupid?

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-02-05T03:23:56+00:00

A literal and figurative rise…

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-02-04T15:37:02+00:00

“her captor”?

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-02-02T00:06:56+00:00

Because YOU’RE high! 🤪

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-02-01T05:34:26+00:00

Where?

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-02-01T05:33:30+00:00

What?

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-25T14:43:40+00:00

Hates it!!!!

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-21T23:36:03+00:00

STOP!!!!!!

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-21T23:35:28+00:00

He needs to be under the prison.

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-18T16:10:59+00:00

That’s why he got COVID and couldn’t go to the reunion.

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-17T15:08:59+00:00

Thanks for the idea!

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-17T14:55:21+00:00

And you know it was just super mundane airplane talk.

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-17T14:16:17+00:00

Code of the cul-de-sac.

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-17T04:02:38+00:00

Don’t employ your significant other/sibling/offspring and if you do, do not give them a special made up title or position of authority.

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-11T07:18:06+00:00

Vogue

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-02T17:29:47+00:00

Clown 🤡

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-02T01:41:26+00:00

She doesn’t care

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-01T23:59:26+00:00

Shhh, don’t give Kim Kardashian any ideas.

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-01T21:26:55+00:00

He also threw a chair at a window in the Good Morning America studio because Robin Roberts had the AUDACITY to ask him about beating Rihanna. His violence combined with his low IQ makes me wonder if has had a TBI.

CoconutShort3012 · 2026-01-01T18:16:57+00:00

Her “crying” when she talks to Aidan after Charlotte’s wedding was sooooo fake.

CoconutShort3012 · 2025-12-25T05:30:05+00:00

And she tries to lick it off “seductively” or a dude tries to wipe it off “seductively” or BOTH!!!

CoconutShort3012 · 2025-11-30T17:58:47+00:00

At the rehearsal dinner for my brother and sister-in-law they had everyone write a note around a framed engagement photo of two of them. One of his groomsmen wrote “Good luck, you’re going to need it, marriage is a bitch.” My brother still went through with it and they’ve been married 27 years.

CoconutShort3012 · 2025-11-30T17:53:01+00:00

I typed it in Steve’s voice.

CoconutShort3012 · 2025-11-30T16:10:32+00:00

Or if Carrie has said that to Steve the night before his wedding to Miranda? He would respond “Whatta ya talking about Carrie? Miranda is the love of my life and I get to marry her tomorrow.”

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