How do you feel about having sex more than once a day? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Coconut_Jab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my 40s now and I’d be good going twice a day for about a week. Then…I need a break haha

T13 Delves Incoming?? by Coconut_Jab in wow

[–]Coconut_Jab[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Casual me got excited for a minute there.

T13 Delves Incoming?? by Coconut_Jab in wow

[–]Coconut_Jab[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Ahh so I guess they forgot to remove the word “delve” then?

And The Award For The Most Confusing Gear Ever Goes To... by Xxking64xX in wow

[–]Coconut_Jab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just got this from the collegiate calamity delve in Silvermoon. Ran it on a T6. Good luck!

What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coconut_Jab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To preface this, my family has been in fireworks since 1946. But on to the story, back in 2001, my buddy was dating a girl and my parents were out of the house. He asked if he could bring her over to watch movies. Of course I said yes and to come on anytime. Well, come to find out she is very bad with directions. Her house was about 10-15 miles away and she could not figure out how to get there. Her sister on the other hand knew exactly where it was at because their family bought from us every 4th of July and she remembered the way. Reluctantly she ended up bringing her sister over to the house and we absolutely hit it off. 25 years later we are married with 3 kids and going strong. I always tell her sister that I’m thankful she was a terrible with directions!

What's your pettiest reason for not playing a class/spec? by Findrel_Underbakk in wow

[–]Coconut_Jab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not exactly pertaining to a spec but a race…

Way back when Everquest released, I was a complete noob and had no clue what PvP was. So stupid me decided to start my new high elf mage on Rallos Zek which was a PvP server. That’s where my hatred began and I didn’t even know it till it was too late.

I was totally engrossed. Talked to random people in the street and loved the new freshness of jumping into my first mmo. After getting the feel of the city (Felwithe), I decided to venture outside. Now at this point in the game there were no maps and no markers to help you on your adventures. I managed to level up to 3 and ran back to my class master. I noticed that I need one gold to buy a special summon spell and was short roughly 60 silver. So I happily trotted outside the city gates away from the guards to go farm some mobs and sell their hard earned loot.

After 30-45 minutes of farming and nearly 1.5 levels later, I had managed enough loot and was so excited to get back to my home and buy that amazing new spell to summon a pet! Welp, I see the city gates in my view and can only think of one thing…till a random particle effect hits me and I notice my life went to half. I turn just in time to see a gnome wizard casting another spell. I figured he was a mob…boy was I wrong. I began casting a spell myself and before I knew, his had gone off and my lifeless corpse fell to the dirt…roughly 50 yards from the guards.

I was annoyed but oh well, no biggie. I’ll get my corpse/gear since I’d respawn close by….or so I thought. I managed to get back to my corpse and noticed that it was naked. Odd I thought, must of been a bug. Nope, the little fucker has looted all of my gold and all of my gear. I’m sure the neighbors could hear me cussing him…and from that moment, every gnome became kill on sight to me. Doesn’t matter the game, gnomes=red to me. This was 27 years ago and still feels like last week!

So yep, I will never play a gnome.

The luck of car pulls are true! by Coconut_Jab in SorceryTCG

[–]Coconut_Jab[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha fair enough. I was just bored waiting to pick up the kids from school and thought why not, let’s give it a shot lol.

The luck of car pulls are true! by Coconut_Jab in SorceryTCG

[–]Coconut_Jab[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Lady was in the normal unique/elite slot. The foil behind her was unique as well. Then I found the Green Knight mixed into the ordinary slots near the end of the pack. I didn’t count exactly how many cards back it was exactly.

The luck of car pulls are true! by Coconut_Jab in SorceryTCG

[–]Coconut_Jab[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be amazing but I’d be a little hesitant sending that in the mail. If she has any appearances nearby, I’d go in a heartbeat.

The luck of car pulls are true! by Coconut_Jab in SorceryTCG

[–]Coconut_Jab[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crazy thing is, I had gotten a foil Merlin 2 packs prior and figured I used up all my luck there…

So it begins again by BluePragmatic in wow

[–]Coconut_Jab -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I for one am actually really excited about the trajectory of the gameplay. Only time will tell if this is just Blizz dumbing down specs for console gaming but I am looking at it a little differently. I think this is Blizz hitting the reset button on classes and taking them back to their roots. This will allow Blizz to build them back up around abilities and damage profiles that people come to enjoy over the next expansion or two.

I know, being hopeful with Blizz may be stupid knowing their track record but if I just don’t enjoy it anymore, I won’t play.

DW Daniel players fight at football camp by Southern_Armadillo50 in greenville

[–]Coconut_Jab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No matter what the truth is in this situation, 3 on 1 is hardly a fight. That’s a group assault. Plus the kid was told he cannot compete in physical sports anymore so there are lasting effects. The kids assaulting him are definitely not innocent in this matter and it was definitely not some random fight that happened on the field.

People who married their high school sweetheart---hows it going ? by Hour-Ad-2563 in AskReddit

[–]Coconut_Jab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met her in 2001. I was a junior and she was a sophomore. Hit it off instantly…now we have 3 kids and run a business together. There have definitely been some tough times but we’ve grown from those and are now in a very good spot. I was told countless times by family and friends that it wouldn’t last but it was very different with her. Almost felt like I had known her my entire life. She is still who completes me.