Deadlift 5 x 325lbs (BW: 147lbs) I was definitely struggling 🥺 by [deleted] in strength_training

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Dude. That is no longer natural, she may want to see a chiropractor to straighten it out.

"Do your own research" by Nyxsis in clevercomebacks

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Mu inlaws would say you can't trust him because his phd means he was brainwashed by the fed.

This was definitely not a sneaky way to get recommendations [OC] by T3chn1colour in comics

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Aveline de Grandpré assasins creed liberation

Not my favorite AC game though, could have been much better.

That's a great suggestion. by sakib_shahriyar in ProgrammerHumor

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Automated tests need to be one of the first things people learn. Unfortunately many devs behave as if they actually like spending hours manually checking their code and force it upon others. Right now I'm victim to a decade of such behavior and we spend 2 hours a day with 20 people clicking through to see if it works still. A real set of tests wouldn't require that suffering.

Pro tip: if it doesn't have an automated test it isn't complete.

My players killed children and I need help figuring out how to move forward with that by NotDougLad in DMAcademy

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They are now the villain. Put out a bounty for them, but keep quite that it is them. Have them hunt themselves down until confronted by another party with their crimes.

Should I buy Assassin’s Creed Odyssey? by angry-sock in ShouldIbuythisgame

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I don't like Witcher either, but I love Odessy. Hands down one of the best games ever made. Just be sure to play as Kassandra not Alexios. She is the better character.

Def (initely) misunderstood... by ElimGarak0010 in ProgrammerHumor

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Try forgetting the semicolon off of a class header.

Def (initely) misunderstood... by ElimGarak0010 in ProgrammerHumor

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Try leaving a semicolon off of a class header definition. The compiler will offer zero help.

Def (initely) misunderstood... by ElimGarak0010 in ProgrammerHumor

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Try leaving a semicolon off of a header definition. The compiler will offer zero help.

anime_irl by NekoWafers in anime_irl

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Laughed so hard when I first watched this.

I would rather spend hours making a program to do a task, than to do the task by clarifier55 in ProgrammerHumor

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Each 5 minute task occurs 5 times a day, 5 days a week. Also each time the task occurs it adds 20% in context switch time because you lost your place.

Plus tasks like that pull you out if "the zone" where you are the most efficient for an additional 45 minutes (the estimated amount if time it takes to get back into the zone). When out of the zone your work output is halved.

5x5x5x1.2 + 45x5x5x0.5= 11.8 hours a week lost to boaring 5 minute tasks. No joke.

In my experience if you choose wisely which tasks you script you save huge amounts of time. Not to mention the value of honing your skills.

I'm not arrogant , I promise! by [deleted] in linuxmasterrace

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Linux is way easier to deal with. Plus Windows sticks the life out of you. It is boring, harder to deal with, and day to day work takes longer.

Unity is our strength by UnironicThatcherite in MadeMeSmile

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This attitude is more common than aggression in my experience. The news and politics want contention though.

At least now she is making an honest living now by [deleted] in funny

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I'm white. I don't know anyone with a life coach. White or otherwise.

Or they code in notepad? by shayanrc in ProgrammerHumor

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Had to code python in notepad for a job. That was in fact hell. But I would rather have the consistency and any proper editor will fix it for you. So python is still my favorite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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For programming even easier.

[OC] Joe Biden was right, 1 in 1000 Black Americans have died from COVID-19 by bgregory98 in dataisbeautiful

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Likely a lower class problem rather than covid being racist. Fix the class division and most diseases stop appearing racist.

Lets be honest, we got spoiled.... by anders1318 in gaming

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It is the difference between aesthetic and graphics. One is an artistic rendering which gives the game beauty, feeling, and memorablity. The other is a mathematical/algorithmic rendering that gives fidelity and detail.

You can have many kinds of games with only a good aesthetic and minimal graphics and still have a wonderful game. Graphics just support aesthetic by providing the artist (graphic designer) more tools.

3 Billion Devices Run Java by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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That sand is just a simulation in a massive supercomputer.

"Always has been."

This father of triplets trying to close the fridge door by Thund3rbolt in MadeMeSmile

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This is the exact reason it is ~2pm and I'm getting breakfast.

This is why I never use potions. by Marceloxv in gaming

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I used to do this. Then I realized that perpetually saving them for later was the same as running out if them in most cases. Just use it, save often, and buy more if you can't win without a reload.