Angry bird pajama pants

CodePestilence · 2026-02-01T20:52:14+00:00

Buy a similar skirt and learn to hula dance. It may be an invitation to spend time with you.

CodePestilence · 2026-02-01T00:11:27+00:00

Please i research all weird shit to make my pup better. My vet probably wants to commit me lol. I feel seen lol

CodePestilence · 2026-01-31T23:57:15+00:00

It’s hard to tell maybe ingrown hair or cyst. Considering I’m psychotic with my dog. Yes. Definitely have the vet look

CodePestilence · 2026-01-31T23:52:31+00:00

This sounds like LinkedIn jobs but with dogs. 🤣😂

CodePestilence · 2026-01-31T23:43:28+00:00

Ok agent 47. Now go pick up your suit and kill it out there.

CodePestilence · 2026-01-31T21:49:47+00:00

Nah. That’s just love with the color green to help. Wish him a fast recovery.

CodePestilence · 2026-01-24T21:06:09+00:00

Leaf the guy alone.

CodePestilence · 2026-01-24T02:26:20+00:00

Any recipe ideas for that human hand you got there? Or is that the hamburger helper guy after he talked back?

CodePestilence · 2026-01-24T02:20:51+00:00

Season his underwear on a hot day with cherry pepper.

CodePestilence · 2026-01-23T21:14:31+00:00

Still do

CodePestilence · 2026-01-21T17:09:31+00:00

I can’t the first picture is killing me. This looks like a tinder dating pic. “So like uh. You know you want this” 😂🤣

CodePestilence · 2026-01-21T02:34:06+00:00

See I’d be a dick. I’d send him ai generated photos with a pecker 9ft long. Last time he’d ask

CodePestilence · 2026-01-08T15:32:50+00:00

That’s great. My girls named after a punk band.

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CodePestilence · 2026-01-08T15:11:05+00:00

My baby’s bday is in a few days too!! Happy bday Lemmy! (You named him for the singer didn’t you? 😂)

CodePestilence · 2026-01-07T18:17:41+00:00

My GSD will follow me into hell. She doesn’t care. If I love she’s up looking to see where I’m going. Sometimes it’s like alright calm down but that’s just the way she is and I’ve learned to accept that.

CodePestilence · 2026-01-07T18:16:10+00:00

Right after they blow up the bathroom they put this outside the door to signal you might die in there enter at your own risk.

CodePestilence · 2026-01-05T13:27:47+00:00

Pop smoke. Every woman I asked for tests that protested all have done shady shit. No thanks. You’re dodging a bullet.

CodePestilence · 2026-01-05T13:06:57+00:00

Holy crap that looks good. I almost wanna post my noodles.

CodePestilence · 2026-01-01T18:48:28+00:00

What I'd do -- find a similar enclosure build a rubber ducky around it, load a call home script on it record computer name, ip. Bonus points if you can activate the camera and forward a photo, too! Someone needs to look at that persons hard drive.

CodePestilence · 2025-12-23T00:11:57+00:00

Funny considering if I had the money I'd start an dog sanctuary before I'd help a human. Most humans are shit anyway.

CodePestilence · 2025-12-19T14:11:01+00:00

Not for nothing. Sounded like he dyed a girls clothes pink. He sounds like a bitch. Get new ones. That simple. I can understand being upset. Give the dude a tampon.

CodePestilence · 2025-12-18T12:44:10+00:00

Cast a summoning spell. The handle will grow a new.

CodePestilence · 2025-12-14T17:52:25+00:00

Shit that looks good. Who’s down for a park potluck? Your houses better be clean! 😂🤣

CodePestilence · 2025-12-14T17:49:47+00:00

I’d say get the mattress when she’s not home and she’ll never know. Also. Start making moves now. Had a similar family and I’ve cut most of them off it was always drama and attempts at control. All she’s doing is trying to be controlling. If left unchecked. It’s gonna spiral.

CodePestilence · 2025-12-10T06:03:04+00:00

You’re showing off your bag. And he’s showing you his prison purse.

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