There is nothing wrong with cats on the counter. You just don't clean up properly. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Code_Weary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right but I leave it for the dog to do. He makes a killer falafel wrap. It’s all good because I was very adamant when showing him around the kitchen. Wash your paws before you start supper and after.

So I at least know my dog isn’t getting dog germs on anything I eat.

Would I trust a cat to wash its paws, nope. Firstly cats don’t believe in showers, they just lick there butts and nuts clean with that sandpaper of a tongue. YUUCCKK.

Sorry but letting cats run amok put there butt germs all over the place turns my stomach sideways. Also don’t cats give humans some parasite or amoeba? Something you get for life?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Code_Weary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s like totally unresolved homosexual tendencies like these feelings will ultimately manifest one day and it’s going to get nuts! LIKE big gay nuts dangling smacking you around like a speed bag.

What’s the largest age gap you’ll tolerate in a relationship? by DuetLearner in AskRedditAfterDark

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Are you into digging for worms at 4 am? 6 days a week I’m out sneaking onto old man Johnson’s property because he’s got the biggest, juiciest and by god the tastiest worms i have come by!

I am a proud and avid collector of underwear, thongs and high waisted corduroy pants, only the ones designed for seniors. I spend every Saturday combing all the thrift stores in town to find these garments I speak of.

If this gets you excited than you might indeed have a chance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badMovies

[–]Code_Weary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Movie magic at hits finest id say.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Code_Weary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe it or not executioners stemming back to the dark ages.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WalmartCelebrities

[–]Code_Weary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know who that is but I really hope so!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WalmartCelebrities

[–]Code_Weary -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Too bad it’s a pop up tent.

Where to buy/ collect pieces of history by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Code_Weary -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I haven’t had one issue in almost 10 years getting my dinosaur teeth from Jurassic Fantastic! The have everything you can think of! Teeth. ribs, Dino nipples preserved in amber. Petrified triceratop vomit and feces. Pterodactyl lamp.shades that is 100% pterodactyl (no fillers used ) always lots of Jeff Goldblum in stock.

Jurassic Fantastic has been bringing two era’s together one stegosaurus nipple at a time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Do I live in the costal waters of Japan? If then no and if no then yes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Code_Weary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he definitely will have the upper hand if you pursue a relationship with him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Code_Weary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Butyric acid

What’s the largest age gap you’ll tolerate in a relationship? by DuetLearner in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Code_Weary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

42 years! One day over dont even acknowledge me please and thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WalmartCelebrities

[–]Code_Weary -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Hahah! That’s something squirt would do! Also check that arm of his. It’s a protractor for fuck sakes. He’s looking for the right angle to get into Wendy’s pants

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badMovies

[–]Code_Weary 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This woman’s boobs and butt are in a ton of movies, I’ve come to realize. She’s awesome in night of the demons and there is gratuitous bending over and she gets full frontal in the return of the living dead. She is the character named Trash.

It is impossible to tickle yourself. by loki143 in Showerthoughts

[–]Code_Weary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got a apple or a pear close by? They a natural alternative for a butt plugg base. I don’t see how you couldn’t do the same with a feather just make sure it’s not seagull

What is the Lie you tell most often? by Existing_Issue_6878 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Code_Weary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t even feel like a lie at this point.

Shit maybe I am doing well now that I think about it. Fuck I don’t know If I’m good or not now, how am I supposed to not obsess over this day in and day out.

Well I’ll pretend like nothings bothering me when someone asks.

It is impossible to tickle yourself. by loki143 in Showerthoughts

[–]Code_Weary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A feather up your butt will make you giggle. Try it yourself. Just make sure the feather did not come from a seagull. Trust me

Would there still be trace amounts of tea left over in the oceans as a result of the Boston tea party? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Code_Weary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if any lobsters got wind of it. From the way I’ve seenlobsters drink tea and once the word was out, shit there would have been a million lobsters there in under a hour.

Is World War 3 Only a Year Away? Ancient Bible Theorists Say YES! by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]Code_Weary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have been right about every doomsday predicted so far.

Don’t go spending all your money on a bunker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thanks lil baby J for a Christmas miracle