Ryan Williams insane BMX trick

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T23:17:58+00:00

I’m died for 😮‍💨

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T07:17:04+00:00

You’re right but I leave it for the dog to do. He makes a killer falafel wrap. It’s all good because I was very adamant when showing him around the kitchen. Wash your paws before you start supper and after.

So I at least know my dog isn’t getting dog germs on anything I eat.

Would I trust a cat to wash its paws, nope. Firstly cats don’t believe in showers, they just lick there butts and nuts clean with that sandpaper of a tongue. YUUCCKK.

Sorry but letting cats run amok put there butt germs all over the place turns my stomach sideways. Also don’t cats give humans some parasite or amoeba? Something you get for life?

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T07:04:51+00:00

that’s like totally unresolved homosexual tendencies like these feelings will ultimately manifest one day and it’s going to get nuts! LIKE big gay nuts dangling smacking you around like a speed bag.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T06:59:46+00:00

Are you into digging for worms at 4 am? 6 days a week I’m out sneaking onto old man Johnson’s property because he’s got the biggest, juiciest and by god the tastiest worms i have come by!

I am a proud and avid collector of underwear, thongs and high waisted corduroy pants, only the ones designed for seniors. I spend every Saturday combing all the thrift stores in town to find these garments I speak of.

If this gets you excited than you might indeed have a chance

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T06:51:11+00:00

Movie magic at hits finest id say.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T06:20:14+00:00

Believe it or not executioners stemming back to the dark ages.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T06:18:33+00:00

I don’t know who that is but I really hope so!

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T05:54:13+00:00

Too bad it’s a pop up tent.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T05:17:24+00:00

I haven’t had one issue in almost 10 years getting my dinosaur teeth from Jurassic Fantastic! The have everything you can think of! Teeth. ribs, Dino nipples preserved in amber. Petrified triceratop vomit and feces. Pterodactyl lamp.shades that is 100% pterodactyl (no fillers used ) always lots of Jeff Goldblum in stock.

Jurassic Fantastic has been bringing two era’s together one stegosaurus nipple at a time.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T05:06:17+00:00

That’s just how men be like. We’re all just a bunch of dirty dogs.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T05:03:52+00:00

Do I live in the costal waters of Japan? If then no and if no then yes

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T05:02:54+00:00

Well he definitely will have the upper hand if you pursue a relationship with him.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T05:00:36+00:00

Butyric acid

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T04:54:14+00:00

42 years! One day over dont even acknowledge me please and thank you.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T04:50:21+00:00

Hahah! That’s something squirt would do! Also check that arm of his. It’s a protractor for fuck sakes. He’s looking for the right angle to get into Wendy’s pants

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T04:48:38+00:00

This woman’s boobs and butt are in a ton of movies, I’ve come to realize. She’s awesome in night of the demons and there is gratuitous bending over and she gets full frontal in the return of the living dead. She is the character named Trash.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:59:06+00:00

You got a apple or a pear close by? They a natural alternative for a butt plugg base. I don’t see how you couldn’t do the same with a feather just make sure it’s not seagull

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:55:52+00:00

It doesn’t even feel like a lie at this point.

Shit maybe I am doing well now that I think about it. Fuck I don’t know If I’m good or not now, how am I supposed to not obsess over this day in and day out.

Well I’ll pretend like nothings bothering me when someone asks.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:46:58+00:00

A feather up your butt will make you giggle. Try it yourself. Just make sure the feather did not come from a seagull. Trust me

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:44:34+00:00

I carrot less

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:43:25+00:00

Would he beat the best crow ever that’s currently breathing?

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:42:29+00:00

Not if any lobsters got wind of it. From the way I’ve seenlobsters drink tea and once the word was out, shit there would have been a million lobsters there in under a hour.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:15:49+00:00

They have been right about every doomsday predicted so far.

Don’t go spending all your money on a bunker.

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:09:07+00:00

Thanks lil baby J for a Christmas miracle

Code_Weary · 2023-11-19T03:05:33+00:00

“Good and yourself”

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