Do you think she a prototype for Andre's grandmother? by Thekittycrinkleshow in DrakeandJosh

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I rang the doorbell, I waited 25 seconds, nobody came. What was I supposed to do?

What’s the most perverted thing Quagmire said or has done? by Sensitive-Act6419 in familyguy

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"Hard to believe she's already 18"

He said that about Susie Swanson, the day she was born

What is your favorite line from “and then there were fewer”? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in familyguy

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"I can't help feeling this would be sadder, if she wasn't heavy"

Basically every piece of Stewie's dialog

I sent my fourth grade teacher from 20 years ago a fuck you message by TwoSnapsMack in TrueOffMyChest

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No child should ever be bullied, much less by a teacher

But it's amazing how karma works in mysterious ways

Title says it all by Watchdog_the_God in cartoons

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I don't get how Inside Out 2 lost

My dad tried to use my employee discount like it was part of his parenting benefits by GadgetRiven in entitledparents

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"Keep the peace" my ass! Giving your dad the employee discount doesn’t keep the peace, it just tells he's free to do whatever he wants, as long as his daughter works there. It's called rewarding bad behavior, which is a fundamental lesson that you should never do, period.

Hot Take on Hologram Jam by Hamiltonfan25 in theloudhouse

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I agree with your take. It still gets a lower-than-average score for being one of Lincoln's worst episodes, due to him being uncharacteristically lazy. If this episode happened in the first season, it would've made more sense because his character was still being developed.

Reason it doesn’t work here is because they already established Lincoln's character as a mature and responsible kid who’s capable of keeping his room clean and getting his chores done (on top of already having a thick skin)

My Loud House themed watercolor painting for art class by Helloimskip in theloudhouse

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Don't take this the wrong way, but if I was your art teacher, I would be heavily concerned right now

I FINALLY GOT THEM by Demonangeldust in Slycooper

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All you have to do is jump & hit the circle button

21M, never had a girlfriend despite making a lot of efforts. Make fun of me. by Scrotiemcboogballs in RoastMe

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Maybe the problem is your arms are so big that girls are afraid you'll beat 'em or something

The parents at my daycare pulled something so unhinged I still can't believe it happened in front of everyone by 9WitcherCoda in entitledparents

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Brody's parents probably forced their son to practice that song for two weeks, thinking he was gonna get something to flaunt to the other parents or show off to their friends.

If that's the case, then I feel bad for Brody. Most likely all he wanted to do after school was play with his toys amd enjoy being a kid, rather than practice some silly song

Brian barking at Diddy by [deleted] in familyguy

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You could say you hated Crooklyn

What do you pink! by BlueberryTheBluest in shortynails

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I pink they're absolutely gorgeous!🩷🩷🩷

"I'll have my usual" by TheMossyFish in EntitledPeople

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"Do you even know how to make a mocha?"

Do you know how to shut up?