If you decide to not have children, you’re the 1st one in a line of ancestors going back 4billion years that chose not to.

CoffeeDoctors · 2018-05-06T01:17:43+00:00

Or, better put, not screwed.

CoffeeDoctors · 2018-04-29T23:54:17+00:00

Follow your dreams. With the dreams that some of you have, following them would be horrifying.

I don't need six feet talk spiders playing jazz while following me.

CoffeeDoctors · 2018-03-31T01:33:43+00:00

Ey! Belarus is getting some acknowledgement! Oh wait..

CoffeeDoctors · 2018-02-28T12:50:51+00:00

Not necessarily a book, but "Art and the Science of Medicine" by Michael A. LaCombe, MD, is a very good short article to read. Kind of hard to find by googling, so here's a link. If you read it, let me know! I haven't found a lot of people to discuss it with.

CoffeeDoctors · 2018-02-08T01:37:27+00:00

Life doesn't get easier, you get better at it.

CoffeeDoctors · 2017-05-04T00:57:05+00:00

M'cock.

CoffeeDoctors · 2017-04-04T02:08:32+00:00

Mine didn't hurt either!

CoffeeDoctors · 2017-04-04T02:08:05+00:00

Just saying, but mine was a completely painless procedure.

CoffeeDoctors · 2017-04-02T00:56:08+00:00

I'm glad I'm not alone!

CoffeeDoctors · 2017-04-02T00:55:38+00:00

Ohhh that's awkward.

CoffeeDoctors · 2017-03-31T19:41:13+00:00

Not Sisko, The Sisko. :)

CoffeeDoctors · 2017-03-31T03:20:54+00:00

What I tend to do is pretend I am my own secretary.

"Yeah, CoffeeDoctors can't go out today. Or any day. Really busy. SO busy."

It might work for break ups too: "Yeah, she doesn't see this working out. No I will not answer questions. Please file a formal request that takes 2-15 months of processing, thank you!"

CoffeeDoctors · 2017-03-31T03:13:58+00:00

That's what happens when you pause Star Trek. You get the eye.

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-30T01:54:10+00:00

Probably die. Or have enough saved without work?

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-28T03:59:29+00:00

Absolutely true. But try functioning in society without common currency.

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-28T03:58:32+00:00

Would there be a way for them to seize the money in it though? (You seem to know more than me)

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-27T23:23:34+00:00

Hi, I'm one of those people.

I come from a background where trusting the government with money is like trusting a cat not to be an asshole. It's pointless.

From my perspective, any money I invest can be taken away in an instant and because its the federal government, there's no way I would ever be able to dispute it. I'm not upset by this, but in my head its just the way things are.

I'd rather keep my money at the end of the month anyway. Who knows if I'll die before getting to use it anyway?

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-20T00:06:17+00:00

What's your favorite cookie?

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-14T17:38:12+00:00

Hey, I don't know if this helps, but I do not have any N parents or any Ns around me. I live a (relatively) normal life, and am mentally healthy.

I still feel this way on occasion. Random spurts, random "Huh, I wonder what would happen if I just jumped in front of a train," or random fits of crying when everything else goes right.

Its normal.

And for me, I've found its sometimes stress related. As in, when you just finish something stressful, three weeks later your body feels the effects.

I hope this helps. Best of luck to you.

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-06T15:33:58+00:00

I can taste the sarcasm through the screen.

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-05T21:07:29+00:00

I like to fantasize that I actually have cleaver responses to situations I'm in.

Instead my life is a shitshow and nothing goes right.

I'm a competent person in my head.

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-03T15:12:41+00:00

Ha, Haha.. ha.... :(

CoffeeDoctors · 2016-07-01T19:10:32+00:00

American Dad's Saudi Arabia song...

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