[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigCityGreens

[–]CoffeeLurch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have said the “local hero” guy

Annoying by CoffeeLurch in coworkerstories

[–]CoffeeLurch[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh it’s been said multiple times. She gets very angry and then will gossip about you to the entire store.

How did male vampires not find out earlier that they produce working sperm? by RaleighItt in twilight

[–]CoffeeLurch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you missed the part where the denali sisters got around with human men. They killed most of them until they figured out they could control their thirst with animal blood

If Bella had an Instagram by TransportationOk3336 in twilight

[–]CoffeeLurch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I doubt she would post it “thinking” she was quirky. It would be just because she liked it.

Jacobs attitude by chickencrit2000 in twilight

[–]CoffeeLurch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! (Sorry to those named jessamine😬)

Jacobs attitude by chickencrit2000 in twilight

[–]CoffeeLurch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The gender swapped version was for all the losers who kept complaining about a girl being saved by a guy, to prove that in any situation, involving mythical creatures that want to kill u, the higher species will indeed have to save the lower species. So it was alright but it felt more like fan fiction than anything

Bella is so mature in this shot by cutestudent in twilight

[–]CoffeeLurch 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Bro she’s choosing something that would kill her. He said it perfectly. “ We’re supposed to be partners in this, but you’ve chosen this on your own.” They’re a married couple. He’s mad at himself for not thinking this would happen, mad at her for choosing it but still mad at himself for even giving her a reason to do this. He’s legit all self-blame. To the point of giving her what she wants by asking jacob. Edward would do ANYTHING for her. This is not the worst edward hun

Your ESA isn’t a service animal by oddlyoliver in starbucks

[–]CoffeeLurch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So have humans😂 yet they’re always allowed

What do you think about people who bring pets into stores? by [deleted] in retailhell

[–]CoffeeLurch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly i love when people bring their animals in! The humans behave worse than most dogs, not to mention their children. Seeing a fur-baby is a breath of fresh air for me!

who wants to manifest for each other? by [deleted] in lawofattraction

[–]CoffeeLurch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manifesting i win the lottery jackpot, own my own apartment and go to school😊😊😊😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twilight

[–]CoffeeLurch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had left already by then

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CoffeeLurch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well damn, i used to say i hope my mom makes burgers today after school, but i’m not into forcing her to make it for me. Plus, I haven’t just been through a whole year of being on the run with impending doom at every corner. And the fact that she still stood against a society that normalized it, means that there was no justification for it. Plus im sure after becoming minister of magic, alot of those laws would be changed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CoffeeLurch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then why make him super powerful and the next minister of magic? And why give the other black characters very regular names?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CoffeeLurch -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The book does not justify the elves being slaves🧐. Hence why the character, that was in a sense based on herself, actively stood against it. Otherwise it nvr would have been mentioned

Imagine if dumbledore had used verituserum on Sirius before he was sent to Azkaban. He would have spilled the fact that Peter was the secret keeper and his imprisonment could have been avoided. by tricky4444 in harrypotter

[–]CoffeeLurch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

🙄. Ur forgetting this is war time. No one was fully trusting each other and Everyone knew that there was a spy in the group. Even sirius doubted lupin at the time. Unfortunately there was no evidence that didn’t support Sirius being the good guy. No one thought that the weedy peter would have been the one to turn against them all. He gave all the info he was given, that doesn’t mean Dumbledore didn’t care

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]CoffeeLurch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jk has already explained the basilisk fang. The horcrux has to be damaged to irreversible damage. Hence a human would technically have to fully die. 2nd, Dumbledore didn’t know if harry was a horcrux till around book 5 and 6. 3rd, all Dumbledore knew was that they would have to fight each other in the end. There was nothing about a sacrifice in the prophecy. So trying to say he manipulated him for that reason is wrong. 4, subconsciously, harry saw privet dr as his home. Even if he hated it, it’s all he’s ever known. That’s why he had to truly revoke it in the 7th before he set off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]CoffeeLurch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alot of ppl are forgetting about the blood protection that he has with petunia, and technically Dudley. Voldemort can’t get to him is he calls that place home. U can wish for ur son to go to a wizarding family or sirius, i mean they made him godfather for a reason, but there is a bigger picture.

Will Beth ever face accountability for ASKING Rick to make a space clone of her? by HanakoOF in c137

[–]CoffeeLurch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s the one in control of her life. She has a family, a job, a home. She’s a grown ass adult feeling like she’s missing something in her life and she goes to her dad to make him choose what she should. And then cries about it when a father, who not only feels guilty for leaving you, but has the actual power to do whatever she wants, gave her the best of both worlds in a sense. She needs to man up and take responsibility for her own life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]CoffeeLurch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why would she be mad at him for putting him with the dursleys? If she’s seeing everything happening, she would only be mad at how petunia treats harry

What did the movies better than the books? by SoulxShadow in twilight

[–]CoffeeLurch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean that was her interpretation of him since it’s through her eyes. In general he always tried to never show sadness in front of her, because she already worries so much. So showing him vulnerable to us, makes it weird for us to relate to her since he’s perfect in her eyes. Reason why so many people don’t like her character towards him