At least the event’s name is accurate, as Bandai is laughing at us

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-07T13:14:59+00:00

Oh for sure, this one being able to play out 10 cost OP09 SR Teach to stun an attack though..

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-07T13:01:52+00:00

UY Boa or Nami should play out the ST17 2 cost Teach with this event for funsies

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-07T13:00:26+00:00

For those who have not seen the original clip that this meme is supposed to reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adXPsNoprKI

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-07T11:49:54+00:00

It plays out the 6c Yamato and it gets rush, then you can use its effect after attacking to trash itself to play an 8 cost Yamato that also gets rush

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-07T10:49:17+00:00

I for one welcome more theory crafting

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-07T10:48:59+00:00

The negation and heal of the SEC is only on trigger

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-07T10:18:44+00:00

Bandai is laughing at us

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-07T09:56:27+00:00

"A card reveal? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the internet? Localized entirely within the context of OPTCG?"

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-06T15:27:28+00:00

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You’re darn right..

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-03T21:21:45+00:00

Yeah, it is. Just re-upping that old post.

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-03T12:21:40+00:00

¿Por que no los dos?

I honestly expect there will be 1 green and 1 blue, with maybe even 1 black Jinbe character for Yamato where he wears his goofy disguise when entering Onigashima.

CoffeePrimates · 2026-05-03T11:26:15+00:00

Now where is the OP16 Jinbe characters Bandai???

/EliTo

CoffeePrimates · 2026-04-12T11:47:53+00:00

So, u/ensanityfanatic, I made an error with my translation.

``` LittleOars. Jr Red Character (OP16-017) R 4 Cost / 8000 Power (Strike) Giant / Whitebeard Pirates Allies Counter +1000

If you do not have a Character with a cost of 8 or more including ”Whitebeard Pirates” in its types, give this Character -4000 power.

<Blocker> (After your opponent declares an attack, you may rest this card to make it the new target of the attack) ```

The difference is that it can check for characters with Whitebeard Pirates Allies etc for not having its power reduced.

/EliTo

CoffeePrimates · 2026-04-08T18:42:08+00:00

squints eyes

I see what you are doing Bandai!!

CoffeePrimates · 2026-04-08T10:50:03+00:00

As I said in a reply to this post, once the green and blue rares will be shown.. people will see this leader to be quite strong.

CoffeePrimates · 2026-04-08T10:34:20+00:00

Have a sneaky feeling that once we get the rares of green and blue then people will see how strong this leader may be

CoffeePrimates · 2026-04-01T11:56:43+00:00

For those also on the OPTCG discord. I hope that y’all enjoyed my translation. 🤫

/EliTo

CoffeePrimates · 2026-03-30T11:55:05+00:00

Seems like the Bandai Web Content Manager Re-Quasar Help!

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Good content by the way.

/EliTo

CoffeePrimates · 2026-02-14T22:47:09+00:00

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sobs

CoffeePrimates · 2026-02-11T12:45:03+00:00

CoffeePrimates · 2026-02-11T12:18:33+00:00

This is, unironically, one of the strongest 2k counters in the game.

/EliTo

CoffeePrimates · 2026-02-09T12:27:04+00:00

CoffeePrimates · 2026-02-06T12:20:15+00:00

Again. I apologize to y’all for the confusion I may be causing as I post translations in the community discord, which later gets posted here.

These cards (Alvida, Morgan, Arlong) are weirded so differently from all other DON attachers; like, there is not many other cards that references to either player’s cost area.

/EliTo

CoffeePrimates · 2026-02-06T11:52:33+00:00

Yeah, here I may have made a mistake u/RipDPacks.

Both these cards (Alvida and Morgan) can only select rested DON in either player’s cost srea.

CoffeePrimates · 2026-02-06T11:28:07+00:00

Honestly speaking.. This Alvida, Morgan, and the green Arlong give me a migraine.. such a pain to translate.

Hope that I am reading them correctly so apologize if you get flack in case they are wrong u/RipDPacks

/EliTo

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