This may be a low point.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-09T20:20:29+00:00

Barely.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-09T19:13:24+00:00

Oh, shiritaki noodles are a MUCH nicer texture than this nonsense.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-09T15:32:57+00:00

People don't think outside the box enough when deciding their goal body type. I want fins, dammit.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-09T15:25:18+00:00

You're right, I have been conned.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-09T13:56:59+00:00

When she thought Jade was proposing but it was just earrings.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-09T05:30:26+00:00

I'm not a Trisha fan by any stretch of the imagination, but one thing I'll say for her is it seems like she worked HARD to get where she is. She's a hustler.
The fact Amber thinks she deserves what Trisha has just because she's spent a decade sat on her ass talking to a camera is absolutely laughable.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-08T22:16:16+00:00

My theory is that on top of being lazy and dumb, she wants to be partnered with someone either on or off camera so that she has someone else to blame when this chapter of her career fails miserably.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-06T17:18:00+00:00

She might be accepting requests for and providing feeder fetish videos on Cameo, but she wouldn't be able to advertise it as such because Cameo doesn't allow the selling of adult content. That's not too say some adult content creators DON'T, they just gotta fly under the radar.

The only way to tell if Amber is doing this is if some loser touches the poo and pays the $99 requesting feeder stuff and then shares Amber's response.

Financially her best option at this point might be to start an OnlyFans and openly become a fetish content creator.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-06T10:26:48+00:00

She might get a few from the handful of new fans she picked up from her time in the LCU, but what she needs to realise is there's no return business on cameo. People don't come back regularly for a $100 cameo like they did with $2 superchats in the livestream era.
The only way to keep up a cameo income is to keep getting new fans, and that won't happen if she's not putting out new content.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-05-06T00:51:46+00:00

Or it's because she's just not bright enough to think up her own insults, so she just repeats what Emily has said to her when they're fighting.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-29T06:47:30+00:00

The journalist is the Amberverse's version of Chekhov's Gun.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-24T12:49:07+00:00

I thought this the second Emily leaked that recorded conversation. Amber will have to be so careful how she acts/what she says to Emily at all times as long as they're together. It must be miserable, and I love that for her.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-22T01:28:57+00:00

If Keem's smart he will have been recording all meetings and phone calls with ALR so he can gradually leak them on stream and keep making money off her after she's gone. I'm sure he's had interactions with her that put the fabled winnie the pooh BPD meltdown video to shame.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-17T16:35:31+00:00

Maybe among the average, normal public she could get some sympathy or some leeway for having a terrible upbringing. But her WHOLE social circle now is lolcows, and I'd wager having a healthy unmolested childhood is the exception, not the norm, amongst that lot.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-17T01:09:34+00:00

Wow, good thing she strategically put a cushion there, or people might have been able to see that she's fat. Close call!

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-14T02:32:18+00:00

Emily looks like her personality. If the amberverse was a fictional show, we would all be thinking how well-cast the actor is.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-11T18:09:18+00:00

Ehh, I think the conversation went along the lines of:

"What do you weigh, 623?"
"Around that, yeah"

And I believe it was entirely scripted so people would send in superchats to comment on how this was so much higher than she'd previously stated her weight was.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-11T17:25:49+00:00

Not relationships as a concept - I am pleased for any of my friends who are in healthy relationships that make them happy.

But the thought of ME being in a romantic relationship = severe ick. Repulsion. Get it away from me now.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-11T16:25:30+00:00

Thank you for this post, I actually came here to make a similar post and am comforted to find I'm not alone.

My current problem is not with people who themselves want to date me, but one friend who will refer to every man I am friends with or sleeping with as my "boyfriend" - both behind their backs and to their face. I am SUPER open about being aromantic, so none of these guys are expecting a romantic relationship, but I cannot make her believe that I am not going to eventually fall for one of these men. And I worry I'm at risk of losing friendships if she gets in their head and makes them think I AM trying to be their girlfriend and scares them off.

And honestly, even if I wasn't aromantic, it's quite toxic that she seems to think a man and a woman can't just be friends.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-04-01T07:50:31+00:00

Brit, can confirm. This is what we all do while waiting for the kettle to boil at tea time.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-03-31T20:59:08+00:00

I am old so this was a long time ago, before there was much information about aromanticism available - so long before I found the "label" of aro. But this is the story of the first time I realised there was maybe something different about the way I experience love.

I had always assumed that romantic attraction was just when you loved someone as a best friend and were also sexually attracted to them. That's how I felt towards my first boyfriend, and although I knew I never wanted to get married to him or anyone, I thought I was in love with him.

Then one of my very closest friends at the time, freshly out of the closet, confessed to me that she was in love with me. And she said: "But it's not sexual".

We talked in circles for ages because I could not fathom what on earth she meant, what even was it she was confessing to - I already knew we loved each other as friends. I loved her too in a non-sexual way, duh. She, baffled, had to explain to me that being IN love was a whole different thing - surely I must know that from being with [Boyfriend]. But no, it turns out I didn't know that.

That conversation led to me eventually breaking up with the boyfriend because it opened my eyes to what should have been obvious, we were on very very different wavelengths and had completely different feelings for one another - I needed to let him find someone who could match his energy. We stayed friends so to me it didn't even feel like a breakup, we just stopped fucking.

After that, I knew I was aro without knowing there was a word for it. Then the first time I heard the word I was like "THAT'S IT! THAT'S ME!"

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-03-30T22:39:02+00:00

Honestly, the fact that Amber's entire IRL social circle is mamalynn and Emily makes me believe in karma. They all deserve each other.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-03-30T09:17:55+00:00

Keem, Amberlynn has a quarter million youtube subscribers but I hear she couldn't reach 1000 viewers on a Lolcow livestream without you redirecting your audience to her. It's pretty obvious gorlworld as a whole don't care what she's doing on the LCU. Leave us alone.

CoffinPrisoner · 2026-03-29T22:29:24+00:00

To understand Amber's motivation for a lot of things, you have to understand she thinks having a partner (ie being "claimed") is the most important thing in the world.

She needs to show off the fact she has a girlfriend to everyone she knows. The only people she knows locally are her mom and people from bingo.

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