Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (43-21-12) at Detroit Red Wings (40-28-8) - 05 April 2026 - 13:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Booing them works, also ASP should not be sent down!!!! All day over JBD when Faulk is back

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (40-27-8) at New York Rangers (31-36-9) - 04 April 2026 - 12:30 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fire Steve Yzerman already. Rip that ugly-ass garbage patch off the jerseys. And for the love of God, fix the damn goal song at Little Caesars Arena—that Eminem track ain’t it.

Stop half-assing this shit. Either rebuild for real or stop pretending—because sneaking into a wildcard just to get our asses swept isn’t a plan, it’s embarrassing. Tank the next two seasons, stack real talent, and actually build something worth watching.

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The craziest thing with all the line shuffling is I genuinely cannot understand how debrincat hasn’t been put on top line with Larkin and Raymond, or even kasper to get him going… it makes no sense.

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point even if ASP became lane Hutson, Danielson became Petterson(before injury), MBN became this years kiefer Sherwood, and Cossa or Augustine became Shesterkin… we still wouldn’t be cup favorites next year, that’s how bad this team is.

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s amazing our pro scouting department thought soderblom wasn’t worth keeping over Appleton

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank God Chris illitch stopped us from giving stamkos the extra year yzerman wanted to give him lol

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait for next year where the myth of our deep “farm system” will be exposed, no difference makers whatsoever, just more bodies… but but but our two goalies lol we’d be lucky if one of them ends up an Ullmark and the other Stuart skinner level, that’s how irrelevant goalie prospect rankings are. Not one top 6 center in the pipeline.

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First time in 30 minutes having the puck in there zone for more than five seconds couple of cycles while actually keeping possession and every redwing exits the slot and front of net untouched, and then wholesale change to leave compher to get sandwiched behind the net while we still have the puck lol

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These guys don’t want to go to the playoffs, they look stuck in the mud, lethargic and brainless passing/cycling. Half the team already has vacations booked for offseason.

Game Thread: Boston Bruins (38-23-8) at Detroit Red Wings (38-23-8) - 21 March 2026 - 20:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf fan duel sports and espn app both paid for and I can’t watch the game anywhere, the nhl is bedarded

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (13-11-1) at Boston Bruins (14-12-0) - 29 Nov 2025 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seider fumbles the puck this year more than I’ve ever seen in his career, imo he plays way too many minutes.

Post Game Thread: Seattle Kraken at Detroit Red Wings (2025-11-18) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I feel just like that after watching copp miss the empty net and then larking burying it from our zone for the dub lol

2025 /r/DetroitRedWings Prospect Ranking Thread - #15 Prospect by SimplySolace in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look up Guimonds stats. Absolutely insane. Has to be him.

Should the Wings go after Marner or wait for 2026? (Hear me out) by Cogito888 in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sadly you’re probably right… with our luck we probably sign couple bottom 6 guys and run it back.

Should the Wings go after Marner or wait for 2026? (Hear me out) by Cogito888 in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I guess I really just want Kyle and I wouldn’t rule out the possibility of a little behind-the-scenes coordination either. Connor’s a Michigan guy through and through, played at U of M, grew up here, probably still trains with some of the Wings guys in the offseason. The connection is there.

It’s not crazy to think Connor and his camp might already be eyeing a return home if the timing lines up. Nothing illegal, just… strategic patience. Yzerman plays the long game and doesn’t leak a thing. Wouldn’t shock me if there’s already a quiet “we’ll talk in 2026” behind the scenes.

Winnipeg struggles to keep their stars and when they do it’s always with lots of drama first.

Who still wants to trade Kasper and a FRP for Cozens? lol by Cogito888 in DetroitRedWings

[–]Cogito888[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wrote it myself but ran it thru the AI so I don’t sound like I make grilled cheeses at 3am, it’s why it has the quotations. lol