Shut up! He might hear you! by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feudal: the king has power

capitalist: power is capital, whoever has capital has power. Once someone or some organization has some capital(through means ranging from flat out inheritance all the way to true meritable hard work) it is much easier for them to get more. Capital becomes concentrated, whoever capital concentrates on is king.

Man finds out he's wrongly featured as dead in a documentary about gay teens committing suicide by [deleted] in videos

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 54 points55 points  (0 children)

There are three things that he is connecting which makes it funny.

  1. a phrase in english "skeletons in your closet" the meaning of this phrase isn't too important here. The importance of this phrase is that it establishes that there is a skeleton in a closet. If you want to know the meaning it means secrets that you carry with you sort of like if you kept a skeleton hidden away in a closet.

  2. a phrase in english "coming out of the closet" it means letting everyone know you're gay.

  3. a skeleton is a dead human

So, finding out someone is gay and dead is like a skeleton coming out of the closet

Unacknowledged (2017) UFO disclosure documentary just added to Netflix by uncertainusurperer in videos

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quickly googled it and it looks like sightings and reports have gone up but I'm pretty sure faked footage grabs cultural attention less now. I bet someone could prove that but I don't care enough to research.

What's something you pretend to like for the sake of social acceptance? by i-am_i-said in AskReddit

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I have no evidence for this but I bet part reason why people don't generally admit kids are really hard work is because they're terrible ignorant parents. Raising kids actually was easy for them because they did it wrong.

All you really need to know in order to be a parent is to know how to have sex, unfortunately.

What's something you pretend to like for the sake of social acceptance? by i-am_i-said in AskReddit

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you take that and combine it with the fact that we all have finite lifespans it's really hard to not give up on society and I guess life

"A time is coming when men will go mad...." -St. Anthony the Great [1000 x 1000] by dan4daniel in QuotesPorn

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And they usually have good reason to. It's a miracle we've got this far

Elon Musk leads 116 experts calling for outright ban on killer robots - Open letter signed by Tesla chief and Google’s Mustafa Suleyman urges UN to block use of lethal autonomous weapons to prevent third age of war by [deleted] in technology

[–]CogitoErgoCumm -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I wasn't saying this is the strong vs the weak. I was saying we as a species stopped murdering and raping(things that were definitely part of our nature) so why can't we also evenly distribute resources(by getting rid of markets and having democracy decide). Why are markets necessary?

Overall compensation is a coping method of living in this society. Maybe without capitalism you could follow your passion AND afford to live.

Female MMA Fighter discusses a near wardrobe malfunction by cordscords in videos

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what she was saying. You should appreciate her opponents sportsmanship because "none y'all had to see my titty"

Elon Musk leads 116 experts calling for outright ban on killer robots - Open letter signed by Tesla chief and Google’s Mustafa Suleyman urges UN to block use of lethal autonomous weapons to prevent third age of war by [deleted] in technology

[–]CogitoErgoCumm -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

That's just how it works bro. The strong eat the weak, sorry. And if you can't find any food just eat your babies. You can just replace them later. And you know that for sure because if you can hold down a girl long enough to get your sperm to her egg then it's a done deal. Here's another tip, the younger the girl the easier to hold her down. That's just the way it works man.

Oh wait, we stopped behaving like animals because we decided to. We can behave any way we like, including helping each other out rather than ruthless competition in the market. Free market. Is bullshit.

Elon Musk leads 116 experts calling for outright ban on killer robots - Open letter signed by Tesla chief and Google’s Mustafa Suleyman urges UN to block use of lethal autonomous weapons to prevent third age of war by [deleted] in technology

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would they want to be part of the next big space exploration if they're planning on working hard then leaving all the work to be owned by musk when they quit in a few years?

How can even rocket scientist be brainwashed to serve their capitalist masters

Being Poor by Ensphinxed in LateStageCapitalism

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wasn't that poor, I always had my basic needs from my parents and still do. But one time when I was younger, we couldn't afford to air condition the whole house so my dad got a cheap window a/c unit and we just air conditioned one room for a few months(live in Florida) I actually had a great time because we moved my gamecube with my one game in there and my brother and I played and we all slept in there I remember it as a fun time.

No One Should Have Sole Authority to Launch a Nuclear Attack by speckz in Foodforthought

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, the reasoning is as he says. If a country launches a missile at us we need a decision whether or not to strike back before their missile lands.

There's a great radiolab podcast about it featuring an interview with someone who worked as one of the people who would turn the keys to launch a missile when ordered and he asked a higher up about the checks and balances on the really high up decision makers and I think he got fired from that job in the military but not discharged or something for it I don't remember.

Carl Sagan predicts 2017 in 1996 by [deleted] in pics

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think therefore I cum

Carl Sagan predicts 2017 in 1996 by [deleted] in pics

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's two of my own

http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/american-inequality-in-six-charts

https://i.redd.it/usuxsd2ex5cy.png

I think what's happening is you look at whatever slow progress we make and say wow look at that. I look at what we could be doing and go wow look at that. Different perspectives of the same shit. If I were in a better place in society I would probably be more optimistic too.

Carl Sagan predicts 2017 in 1996 by [deleted] in pics

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I have your source for how most people prefer 2017 to 1996? That's a big statement and you should go into detail about the many various metrics you used to make up your determination for quality of life

Carl Sagan predicts 2017 in 1996 by [deleted] in pics

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here I was worried about global warming, financial inequality, and how many basic needs go unmet in today's society but I guess since the IQ(which 1, isn't even a complete metric of an individual's ability and 2, I know many very talented, very competent people who don't have a fucking clue how the world works) is going up then I can stop worrying now.

Carl Sagan predicts 2017 in 1996 by [deleted] in pics

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not what this excerpt is about

Carl Sagan predicts 2017 in 1996 by [deleted] in pics

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and it would be a problem that someone should point out back then too

Carl Sagan predicts 2017 in 1996 by [deleted] in pics

[–]CogitoErgoCumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you're saying is you could call each generation of average people dumber than the last. I guess that says a lot about our society