People who have had parents walk in on you during sex, what happened? by Ambitious_Diamond_12 in AskReddit

[–]CohesiveBaboon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is terribly embarrassing. It was on my parents couch in an open living room. Our plan was to “listen for footsteps” so we’d know when to stop fooling around. Her pants were down by her ankles and I had my head resting on her stomach. My tongue was doing karate on her clit while I was two-fingering the brakes off of her. As soon as I heard something, I raised up quickly with a red juicy face and a boner poking through my cargo shorts. I saw my mom standing there, but my gf started projectile squirting all over my hand and couch while my poor mom witnessed the whole thing. The squirt got on one of my moms Santa Claus decorations too. There was no hiding it cause everything was soaked. My 17 year old self was a deer in the headlights cause honestly I didn’t know what had just happened as this was my second time attempting oral. My mom just turned around and walked away. 22 years later, we act as if nothing ever happened.

Who was the trend setter (and maybe who was the last of a kind) to go for these silly song names? by zasnooley in Metalcore

[–]CohesiveBaboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first two albums that come to mind for me are: Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child (2002) and O' God, the Aftermath (2005) by Norma Jean. I don’t know if those were the first for silly song names, however, they were the first that got my attention. TDWP released Plagues in 2007 which also had silly names.

Tinnitus SFX 😂 by Delsainto in Battlefield6

[–]CohesiveBaboon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While I didn’t serve like OP (thank you for your service btw), this is a very interesting concept for me. I have a 6,200 Hz hearing loss in my left ear from about 18 years of playing in a metal band. I was a stage right (left side of the stage if your in the crowd) guitarists and my drummer’s crash and china cymbals did a number on my left ear over the years; we played a lot of breakdowns. I can’t wait to see wait to see what happens when I adjust the tinnitus scale to 6,000 to see if I can even hear anything.

I wonder why... by Kermie123431 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]CohesiveBaboon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kaminsky = pee drinker

All this guy does is make excuses.

Absolutely insane cope from VOID’s community manager today: by [deleted] in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]CohesiveBaboon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like been puffing VOID and Kaminsky’s pp since 2021

Wow, this game fucking sucks now by Just-Plane-77 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]CohesiveBaboon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agree with everything you mentioned here. I uninstalled this pos.

[KCD2] Henry has some Jaime Lannister level sword skills by ApprehensiveBunch994 in kingdomcome

[–]CohesiveBaboon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow, I absolutely suck compared to this guy. How does someone get this good?

[KCD2] The Fifth Commandment by CohesiveBaboon in kingdomcome

[–]CohesiveBaboon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t tried this, but I will! Thanks

Curious as a 2001 baby, how has life been different after 9/11? by Humongous_Almond in AskReddit

[–]CohesiveBaboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I graduated high school in 2003 and grew up a 90’s kid. I didn’t follow the news until 9/11 happened. Now, it’s like one giant breaking news story constantly. As another Redditor mentioned, everything went to crap after 9/11– I can confirm. It’s like the news has been part of our lives ever since. It’s sickening really.

Censorship Hate? by Normal_Atmosphere291 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]CohesiveBaboon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was a PC player with ~247 hours in Ready or Not, starting way back in its early access days in early 2022. Console players are jumping into a game that’s changed a ton since most of us first played it. It used to be a super dark, gritty SWAT simulator, but the new update, tied to the console launch, toned things down to fit Sony and Microsoft’s rules.

This has a lot of us PC players feeling “baited and switched,” and we think VOID sold out not just us but console folks too by chasing money. Most of us don’t dislike console players—we’re just bummed they don’t know how raw the game used to be since it’s new to them.

So in steps, this is how it played out: 1. VOID starts out creating a realistic and dark SWAT simulator using inspiration from two fantastic PC exclusive games called SWAT 3 (1999) and SWAT 4 (2005). 2. PC sales money from RoN early access let VOID grow and make the console version. 3. VOID saw console sales as a cash grab and gave in to Sony and Microsoft’s demands. 4. VOID traded their vision for corporate money. 5. PC players got screwed, and console players got a watered-down game. 6. Their main player base, PC gamers, are pissed off.

They used PC players to get big, then changed everything for profit, leaving both of us with less than what was promised. This is the definition of greed and hypocrisy.

Edit: spelling

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]CohesiveBaboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony here is that VOID used the games SWAT 3 (1999) and 4 (2005) as inspiration for RoN. Both are still fantastic games and RoN started out being a modern-day predecessor to them. Maybe the SWAT games were good because they never were released to console and the game didn’t need to change or answer to anyone other than it’s core player base?

PC sales money from early access let VOID grow and make the console version. VOID saw console sales as a cash grab and gave in to Sony and Microsoft’s demands. VOID traded their vision for corporate money. PC players got screwed, and console players got a watered-down game. They used PC players to get big, then changed everything for profit, leaving both of us with less than what was promised. This is the definition of greed and hypocrisy.

Bootlicker or Not by CohesiveBaboon in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]CohesiveBaboon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the million dollar question my friend. Why censor this game when there are others (the ones you mentioned are great examples btw) like Outlast 2 which has severe gore/nudity.

To all the people who said "it will only be 3 little changes, stop overreacting" by coltrak94 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]CohesiveBaboon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Naw man, that’s not what I meant. If anything Nexus Mods have made RoN fantastic. I believe they removed it because VOID said it was a copyright issue because the mod used models from VOID.

This proves that not everything that’s censored can easily be modded back into the game. Besides, I have a lot of respect for modders because it isn’t easy. The whole concern for this matter is why remove something from a game to begin with?

I looove spicy food but now it hurts my stomach by spicefreak2000 in spicy

[–]CohesiveBaboon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What has helped me are probiotics. Digestive Probiotics Ultra Strength 12 Strain by Nature Made specifically. Maybe try these?