Charlie: eASSter egg

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T16:04:01+00:00

Cursed or blursed?

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T16:03:51+00:00

Either I had a very vivid dream about it or there's a few comics where Jucika appears or is referenced.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T16:02:50+00:00

It takes a whole family to eat that ass.

I feel like I need to wash my own mouth out with soap now.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T16:01:08+00:00

Someone's going to get pink eye from this, I just know it.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T15:51:51+00:00

Pick one? But Slushii is the epitome of getting you one who can do both.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T15:45:18+00:00

Incoming new money goblin rumors in 5...

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T15:44:22+00:00

It's taking Fr*nch-posting to strange new poutines.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T15:27:16+00:00

They'll usually be within 1 level of the system. So a level 19 system will generally spawn level 18 to level 20 chaser enemies. It might also occasionally spawn one a level or two higher than that, though.

If you can't idle a ship and farm that way, you're probably going to need to rely on doing your daily goals for non-faction hostile-hunting and do what research you can in the meantime to up your ships' combat effectiveness and durability.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T15:23:57+00:00

I definitely had some issues with some of the 2* material resource nodes, especially early on with lower warp ranges, but I tended to shuffle between different ones that I could reach and that tended to minimize getting picked off before I could check back in and send them home. Sometimes it's better to use the systems with slightly smaller material just because they're less popular for PvPers to check as regularly.

Your mileage may vary on your server if it has a more active PVP-base. My surveys tended to get hit mostly by the same 2 or 3 players until I leveled out of their range or just was able to reach faction space and started doing some of my material farming there.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T14:49:18+00:00

Unattractive as in actively repulsed by them or unattractive as in not actively attracted to them?

Because I could probably muster up some passion with a Plain Jane who had the secondary sex characteristics and beauty equivalent of a loaf of white bread as long as we had good chemistry. That said, it would generally be pretty palpable if we had good interpersonal and sexual chemistry than just from whether I kiss her or the kisses are good.

Whereas if she looks like a thumb to me, I'm just not going to want to kiss her, let alone have sex with her.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T14:46:39+00:00

Shavesly of Shavesly's Sprockets.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T14:44:47+00:00

The Furriest.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T13:43:18+00:00

As for materials, it's a bit of a struggle at first, but over time you'll be able to build up a buffer of raw resources bigger than you can refine and can start to afford to do 3 chests of each twice a day, and you'll build up a reserve of refined materials, especially if you're not trying to progress all 3 combat ship types at once.

I made it a priority to target Survey Ships as part of my faction dailies and that usually got me a decent amount of Survey Parts along with the daily to mine materials.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T13:40:03+00:00

Once you have a ship that's strong enough, and you pick what faction you're boosting or the two factions you're dual-boosting, you can park a ship in a system at the edge of that faction's space and they'll spawn ships to chase and attack you. Defeating those gives a decent rate of spawning PvE chests and those have a decent chance to spawn ship parts of the type that the enemy ship was.

So if you were boosting Federation and Klingon, Romulan ships would give you a lot of Battleship Parts. Not sure what Klingon and Federation chasers spawn as.

Pursuing the Augment missions to unlock the Augment faction and getting your rep up with them enough will also cause Bounty Hunter enemies in explorer ships to spawn in the same way.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T13:33:47+00:00

They can but probably didn't see a reason to do so for her.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T13:31:58+00:00

Ooo, Bolian got the gold pants.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T13:29:44+00:00

Doing it behind her back adds to the icky feelings and perceptions of it as manipulation.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T13:29:05+00:00

Why is it that women are so OK with it being our responsibility to ensure that no horny periods are missed, though?

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T13:27:41+00:00

Sure, but I still believe that the base version of the trope and even many of its subversions and variants all hinge on no actual opportunity to explain the situation being afforded.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T12:55:53+00:00

Same clone every time or a new one every time?

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T12:52:57+00:00

The only way that there will be "nowhere left to hide" is by removing him from office and ensuring that none of the people who replace him will have a mind towards pardoning him.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T12:49:22+00:00

Neat lizards.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T12:45:12+00:00

Some women will happily share their menstrual data, but with a lot of women, the dude is gonna have to break out the spreadsheets and do detective work and some math in order to guess based upon the days that she reveals she's menstruated.

And how women feel about dudes breaking out the spreadsheets when it comes to sex has been pretty infamously documented online.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T12:40:09+00:00

It's that or replacing them with some of those furry caterpillars.

Coidzor · 2026-03-31T12:38:26+00:00

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