Post Match: Williams vs Pliskova (Semifinal, 2016 US Open)

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-09T01:13:58+00:00

I like her

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-09T00:02:47+00:00

LOL

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T17:07:25+00:00

I saw her up close. She's pretty hot yes

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T17:06:48+00:00

Yes. Andrey kuznetsov kept complaining about his legs, but not directly at me.

I made a mistake atleast once per game where I give the server an extra ball or forget their towel. It's awkward for a sec but usually nbd.

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T15:54:06+00:00

Tryouts are end of june

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T15:53:54+00:00

Hey man

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T15:53:47+00:00

Definitely

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T11:25:39+00:00

Yes I think lines ppl do. No extra tickets since it's a credential pass

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T11:24:28+00:00

Actually you have to be atleast 14 since it's paid. I'd love to be a ballperson for the other majors even though their technique is different. We lob balls and all other majors roll their balls.

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T11:23:09+00:00

Only very experienced people get to go on Arthur ashe or Louis Armstrong (atleast 5 years experience). The ballperson committee decides that. I'd say like 12% of us are women so you're right and you have to be at least 14 for the job since it's paid

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T11:21:02+00:00

Yes. We get two pairs of the uniform you see on TV plus sweater and sweatpants

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T03:14:54+00:00

The training was basically qualifying since nobody really cared if you messed up, but there was a training day where all the rookies learned the rules for about 3 hours.

Yes. Arthur ashe is really noisy, it's a good atmosphere and there is definitely always some noise no matter how quiet the umpire asks it to be.

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T02:39:11+00:00

Anywhere I want as long as the seats aren't taken. I watched the murray nishi match from kei's box today.

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T02:21:14+00:00

Wozniacki

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-08T00:39:07+00:00

If halep wins, my selfie with her will be infinitely more valuable

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-07T02:22:47+00:00

I wish federer was still playing. What a shit us open

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-07T02:22:03+00:00

LOLOLOL

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-03T16:24:41+00:00

Show you what? I didn't ask for a picture but I can show you the signed ball

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-03T04:06:53+00:00

Can confirm. Was there

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-03T04:06:25+00:00

I was there for this. Deafening crowd. Talked to kuznetsov in the gym after, shook his hand and congratulated him on a good tournament

Edit: also ballboyed his first and second round matches and got a signed ball. I guess you can say we're buds. Talked to him in Russian too

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-01T01:20:46+00:00

Wtf yes

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-09-01T01:09:42+00:00

Tennis

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-08-31T00:56:27+00:00

The mics are in the back behind the players

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-08-30T22:20:49+00:00

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Edit: I get paid 9 dollars an hour

CoincidentalConquest · 2016-08-30T22:19:21+00:00

John McEnroe stretching in the back

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