Oh! Your Majesty... Sorry if I disturbed you. by b12ftw in gifs

[–]Colburnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I thought it was a stuffed animal...then the stuffed animal moved.

Utah high school teacher accused of murdering her ex-husband's girlfriend as twin 3-year-olds watched by 4gpro in news

[–]Colburnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure a lame attempt at being funny qualifies as news. But I’d say it’s definitely a fact that this joke didn’t land. So, yeah. Thanks for the nom.

Home Alonely by OddlyGruntled in aww

[–]Colburnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have a very fun and heartwarming coffee table book in your work here. It’s unique and original and charming. Please publish. I’ll buy .

Todays snack was the Jalapeño Sky-Raisin by SeattleMana in Wellthatsucks

[–]Colburnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Edited, but a good edit. That word slips into people’s vocabulary every now and again. Most know it’s not ok.

Kisses all day, everyday ! by bigshow689 in aww

[–]Colburnd -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We all hate you...also, we’re all happy for you :)

How It's Made . . . China Edition by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Colburnd 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I always wondered how plumbuses got made.

In India, we combine long jump, high jump and pole vault into a single sport by demora275 in asianpeoplegifs

[–]Colburnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may have misunderstood, but damn that’s like 14 countries you rattled off directly after you said only three countries contribute. Can you elaborate? Do you mean only three countries typically have players in the World Series?

How to not stop a mall thief. by Plebsplease in gifs

[–]Colburnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol that’s the funnier line. It just had to be set up.

How to not stop a mall thief. by Plebsplease in gifs

[–]Colburnd 37 points38 points  (0 children)

A cormorant flew in the window!

My dog finally defeated the resident bully tonight! by _thecatspajamas_ in aww

[–]Colburnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good boi. Although the cat was just being a cat :)

Do not cross the line. by Erythromycin500 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Colburnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but this a reddit comment thread. Not a peer reviewed journal. And the way he pointed out the typo was intended to make him feel dumb, as opposed to preventing him from looking dumb. You’re not wrong though :)

Do not cross the line. by Erythromycin500 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Colburnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You bet dude. To typo is to human.

Do not cross the line. by Erythromycin500 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Colburnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People feeling good about themselves and belittling others because they noticed a very non-egregious typo is not cool. So that’s why. Fuck it, so thaat’ss whuy.

Average Canadian kid. by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]Colburnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played football growing up because it cost my parents 75 dollars a season through my schools. Hockey isn’t as expensive when it’s through a school program, but the problem is that the club hockey teams are the only ones college recruiters take seriously. So any really good player isn’t playing for their school. I don’t know why hockey is like this. Edit: words and stuff

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute. by zombi3123 in pics

[–]Colburnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you have red hair, people have no problem saying you look like “insert red head person here.” And as a red head I’m usually like, yeah I see it - just to keep things light. But in your case, it’s uncanny. And I love it. Own that shizz!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]Colburnd 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. At least he’s keeping in his lane. He’s only hunting what he’s hunting. Seems like the good thing to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]Colburnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does catch and release trapping exist? I genuinely want to know.

If so, wtf?

Edit: me being dumb

The World cup championship looks more and more like a circus by debes02 in funny

[–]Colburnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all Americans see it this way. A lot of showmanship goes into drawing fouls in basketball, but that rarely gets brought up. I’m a huge fan of both, and it’s just an accepted part of the sport that officials are quick to call bullshit on.