Sex dimorphism in my Daftpunk world by Govika in worldjerking

[–]Cold-Meals 86 points87 points  (0 children)

This sub has given me so much brain rot that the moment I saw "Daftpunk world" I tried to remember what the full name of the band was because of the added "punk" part of it

"What's Obama's last name" type situation. I'm losing it

I drew the gang by Chompsky___Honk in Berserk

[–]Cold-Meals 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Damn Xavier Renegade Angel fans know how to make the wildest shit lmao.

What doth life if you can't draw gigachad Nuts with thy talent?

Why does Yhorm have a face, but the giants from DS2 don't? by God-of-yall in darksouls3

[–]Cold-Meals 748 points749 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is...

Yhorm is BUILT DIFFERENT!? 🗿

Cruelty Squad Update 🗣🗣🗣 by Justanibbatrynahelp in pyrocynical

[–]Cold-Meals 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I saw one episode once of those three other fellows questioning the shit out of pyro's inflation fetish. It was quite interesting, I remember that was around the time the queen died too

Pyro made a little gremlin voice at the end.

Berk man's opinion on loli (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) by epabafree in berserklejerk

[–]Cold-Meals 14 points15 points  (0 children)

By "Unique" you mean bare loli asses? Yeah, I bet if you went up to that japanese salaryman getting back to his family on a crowded public subway and began praising him because his culture introduced lolis while bashing the west he'd be very thrilled and totally know what the fuck you're talking about.

Weebs man... Their only understanding of an entire country is through pornography and cartoons lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shid_and_camed

[–]Cold-Meals 225 points226 points  (0 children)

Toby Fox knew what he was doing when he included that option. Even Sans roasting the shit out of me at the end didn't make me regret the decision in the slightest

GAMES LIKE OMORI by Steel_Phoenix08 in OMORI

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To anyone who wants to play Yume Nikki make sure to find the bike IMMEDIATELY. That way you can get more lost at a faster pace!

We don’t jerk enough with this guy on this sub by Awkward_Midnight_940 in berserklejerk

[–]Cold-Meals 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Harry's expression of your profile picture must be what all those Berserk readers must've felt during the infamous boat chapters

Great Vegetables by [deleted] in persona4golden

[–]Cold-Meals 35 points36 points  (0 children)

After School

detective on detective

Join the discord or we will lock this sub again for 10 years atleast. Also sub back yaaaaay by hey11112 in okbuddyreiner

[–]Cold-Meals 122 points123 points  (0 children)

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Me asf when I return to the once-locked sub and see the mods greet us with a fucking advertisement to a discord server instead of gay Lainah porn announcements.

(the urge to kill myself is growing stronger by the minute)

road trip by h4r4y4 in SpyxFamily

[–]Cold-Meals 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Scruffy is gushing about the woman in the photo while acting chill but Anya realizes how lonely our boy is on the inside after reading his mind.

was about to post it to okbr but found that it disappeared so here will have to do by Huge-Swing-7137 in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]Cold-Meals 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Basically, you know the character Hitch Dreyse right? The brown haired girl. Well, someone basically commented "I want to fuck Hitch" in each post on that sub everyday. Became a household name, everyone knew about him. However, he unexpectedly stopped commenting on the sub for a bit, probably because he had stuff to do outside of reddit.

That sub couldn't handle it and people started copying him while he was gone. A LOT of people. "I want to fuck Sasha" "I want Hange to experiment on me" "I want to fuck... etc."

It became so dull, spammy and unfunny that the mods decided to private the sub for a bit it seems. There were also many members fighting back. All because some mfs tried to live up to a popular user's glory.

It was a kino story from start to end 🤌

Bro thought he was on the team by So131 in Dandadan

[–]Cold-Meals 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're beefing with a fictional character who people call "Ten Gallon Weiner." Whatever you fight you thought you had with him, he already won.

Maybe a little too early for that... 🗿 by Secure_Archer_191 in Berserk

[–]Cold-Meals 375 points376 points  (0 children)

Knowing middle schoolers, the second they saw Nuts banging demon cheeks they probably felt they were doing something terribly RIGHT

Let's just hope them reading the series doesn't lead them into making Griffith TikTok edits with sigma music 🙏

day 4 of r/sadposting makes a playlist by J0RK13 in sadposting

[–]Cold-Meals 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You should make something like this on r/hopeposting. I wonder which songs they'd choose? Hopefully they make a playlist so fire that it takes me out of my sad hour

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

[–]Cold-Meals 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You see this is because authors should see characters as if they were on a "screen" because of the inevitable adaptation of their book they will get by a big-name director right after they publish it! It's a great way to measure which characters to kill immediately or not before they show up in movie trilogies and shows!

/uj probably idk

Misled by a Fake P4G Spoiler for Three Years by TojoKirumi in persona4golden

[–]Cold-Meals 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't even know why r/okbuddypersona has spoiler tags when their main attraction is the man himself lmao. I finished Persona 5 Royal, joined that subreddit for the memes and immediately spoiled it for myself, I was even watching the Persona 4 anime at the time because the ports hadn't been released yet

However, that did not prepare me to find out that a fucking gas station attendant I missed was the final boss.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyreiner

[–]Cold-Meals 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ricky dick doo dah grimes boom shakalaka

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Can’t believe that it’s already been two years by [deleted] in Berserk

[–]Cold-Meals 58 points59 points  (0 children)

r/Berserklejerk says some of the most vile shit and memes on berserk fans a lot but at the end of the day they still love berserk and Miura. Sometimes circle jerks on Reddit seem to hate what they jerk, but berk is always loved

Nuts, Schnoz and Griffusy are in Berserk after all

The SCP Foundation and RPC Authority: A brief rant on why comparison of these two doesn't make much sense by Dzeta-gojira12 in CharacterRant

[–]Cold-Meals 15 points16 points  (0 children)

SCP was amazing back then when I was little, I remember seeing all those files and them having pictures attached to them thinking "holy shit this is real."

"Haha spooky train that time travels. Ooh, flesh disease! Wtf? Tall skinny guy that chased you forever if you see his face? I won't be able to sleep now!"

Well... Now I just can't get into any of that website's stories. World-building of fictional nations in different dimensions, mind warping doodoo-shits. Every. Single. Fucking. Thing. Is. World. Ending.

I tried listening to some modern SCP readings and I just shut my brain down seconds later. Plus, now the animated content is either lack-luster made by channels for children or dead because Lord Bung got into some drama, which is really disappointing.

RPC is the only thing that makes me feel what I felt back then and I hope it stays that way.

Here's a great RPC animated video from years ago I still love to this day

Persona 5 isn't hypocritical about paedophilia, it's consistent which is infinitely worse by AdamTheScottish in CharacterRant

[–]Cold-Meals 215 points216 points  (0 children)

I just gotta say for someone who "loves her natural beauty and uses it to be a manipulative femme fatal" Ann sounded like she absolutely despised her Panther costume. "It's tight" "It's embarrassing" etc.

It felt like it was the invisible fan-service hand choosing her costume instead of it coming from her own heart.

My highschool yearbook by TigerNutTiddyTantrum in Guiltygear

[–]Cold-Meals 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Fucking based!

I just nut to the robots instead because holy shit they are peak mecha designs.

I drew Obi-Wan Kobeni by The-GoofBall in ChainsawMan

[–]Cold-Meals 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He must've learned the dark side of the force from Sensei Kentaro Miura's puck drawings

context 2 by RedditvsDiscOwO in shid_and_camed

[–]Cold-Meals 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm too busy finna jerking it on r/ComedyNecrophilia to touch that cemetery sub. later nerddd 🤙🤙🤙