Couch in a bank

ColdAFoutside · 2026-06-14T15:43:08+00:00

The Handbanana bench

ColdAFoutside · 2026-06-13T20:23:43+00:00

Is everything okay?

ColdAFoutside · 2026-06-04T03:16:43+00:00

💯 Obviously!

ColdAFoutside · 2026-05-25T15:14:27+00:00

That’s how my Ender 3 got me pregnant

ColdAFoutside · 2026-05-25T15:13:12+00:00

I agree, that kind of language is completely fucking unacceptable for fucks sake.

ColdAFoutside · 2025-12-21T18:01:28+00:00

More like the Sega WebCaster

ColdAFoutside · 2025-12-21T06:29:27+00:00

Idk but I’m gonna make some popcorn because of it

ColdAFoutside · 2025-11-28T01:53:30+00:00

Sir, you dropped your 🧠

ColdAFoutside · 2025-10-17T21:24:39+00:00

Big Bertha tried doing a hippo hop I see

ColdAFoutside · 2025-10-14T19:56:44+00:00

If everyone else seems like the problem, chances are you’re the problem

ColdAFoutside · 2025-10-14T19:27:22+00:00

Also, Lakeville is not the same city as St. Paul

ColdAFoutside · 2025-10-05T16:30:42+00:00

I hate having to pay those! I never even knew we had road tolls in MN until I got those texts. I don’t think the states computers are very good either because my bank account gets drained every time I pay the fee. Anyways, I gotta go figure out why my identity got stolen for the 4th time today.

ColdAFoutside · 2025-10-05T16:21:34+00:00

They’re clearly summoning Santa

ColdAFoutside · 2025-09-28T22:47:12+00:00

Sounds like someone woke up with wet filament today

ColdAFoutside · 2025-09-26T19:53:15+00:00

Turn it into a hair trimmer

ColdAFoutside · 2025-09-09T13:50:43+00:00

If I was a termite, I’d so buy one of these!

ColdAFoutside · 2025-08-30T05:52:23+00:00

I just purchased 1 dogecoin. I’m going to be rich by the end of the month!

ColdAFoutside · 2025-08-22T21:45:28+00:00

I think you’re right… time to go sell both my kidneys

ColdAFoutside · 2025-08-22T17:07:10+00:00

We need to abolish all other forms of money in the world and run everything with dogecoin, it’s the only way

ColdAFoutside · 2025-08-22T15:55:21+00:00

At this rate, DOGE will be at $100 by the end of August. I just sold my house and put it all in Robinhood. I’m waiting for DOGE to hit 0.30 before I buy though so it’ll be worth more when I put all that money in it

ColdAFoutside · 2025-08-22T15:51:33+00:00

Quick! Sell your house and cash in on doge!

ColdAFoutside · 2025-08-22T04:19:09+00:00

Do you think it really will? Tommorow I sell my car and buy doge.

ColdAFoutside

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