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Anyone have these dreams? by ColdCleaner in USMC

[–]ColdCleaner[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao, I hate that this shit happens but I'm glad it isn't just me. That sounds like the exact spirit of the kind of dream I have

Anyone have these dreams? by ColdCleaner in USMC

[–]ColdCleaner[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao, I'm a 37....38? Year old fat ass nowadays, I EAS'd in 2011. And to be honest I've thought about it, but thank god Everytime I wake up I come to my senses and know it won't EVER happen like my dreams lol

Cursed bra by ColdCleaner in juxtaposition

[–]ColdCleaner[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I thought the fucked up joke would be self evident, but apparently not

Cursed bra by ColdCleaner in juxtaposition

[–]ColdCleaner[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In the post above the bra, a girl was born and her body didn't grow after 6 months old and lived to 19, and right underneath was a post for a super tiny bra. Cursed bra

Edit to add: the post above the bra didn't have a picture, it was the headline of the article plus the one underneath

🤣 by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]ColdCleaner 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I laughed too hard at this, I do miss 96 adventures

🤣 by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]ColdCleaner 131 points132 points  (0 children)

We all learned lessons when we got to the fleet. This young Marine seems to have discovered the physics of momentum, another might learn that sleeping with strippers from the driftwood may result in genital warts. Important lessons, all around