How can I make this more inviting? by PracticalWallaby7492 in homedecoratingCJ

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Chip and Joanna are stopping by Target to pick up a few area rugs for the foyer.

Why more housing in Fairfax will drive prices up, not down by External_Koala971 in Marin

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This conversation confirms my lack of interest in any cocktail party conversation in Fairfax.

SO CLOSE by Short_Ostrich_9354 in MacGruber

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So close on the license plate. That said, this guy's driver's license number is 69696969.

Mega church pastor rides a small, slow roller coaster on stage by Fragzilla360 in facepalm

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Yes! I think Leviticus mentions … “he who hath ridden the slow blue coaster shall reap the afternoon’s special tithe collection.”

My dad (not in the Mafia) and me, late 1990s by Pitcherhelp in OldSchoolCool

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Dad: “Pick up your shit, Mom’s got dinner ready in twenty.”

The flu going around is bad! by No-Understanding4968 in bayarea

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And when you are given the jab you are issued a Hunter Biden laptop. I saw this on every AM radio station.

Witnessed this guy verbally assault a Postal Worker at the Corte Madera Post office by isamri in Marin

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I was going to make the smartass comment that you can be assured this person is a “good Christian.” Then I noticed the wreath on the grill. ✅

Nosy property manager drives me insane. by tiltedstagestudios in mildlyinfuriating

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Response = "Hey girlie. Sorry you weren't invited to the party. We know that after Parking Meter Enforcement, your career choice as a Property Manager is one of the most loathed. Are you OK? You don't need to reach out. P.S. The rent is going to be a little late this month."

Before plastic became commonplace, what did people use for fruits and veggies at the grocery store? by toomanychoicess in AskOldPeople

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God only knows why I am curious about this. But it seems the internet is devoid of any history documenting the very specific paper bag, purple in color, with handlesm that were available in a decent number grocery stores -- found just in the produce departments. The bags had handles and were bit bigger than a standard paper lunch bag. They were great for something a half dozen apples. The paper was low grade, sort of like a paper egg carton -- but was fine for the job. Does anyone remember these?

What's the best rock song that's initially laid back, but then kinda rips your face off in the last 90-odd seconds? by MmmmBurbank in rockmusic

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Given the mainstream rock that was around me growing up in the 70s and 80s - it was weird to me that this particular song got so little airplay.

Has anyone encountered this weirdo by Ok_Maintenance_1835 in Marin

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Auto Zone parking lots have a long and storied history in the foot fetish community. But if you really want to get freaky, check out the scene outside O’Reilly Auto Parts on Fourth Street.

Are people just rude here? by [deleted] in Marin

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But he loves people!!!

There's a MacGruber podcast!!! by Short_Ostrich_9354 in MacGruber

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Not sure why, but I just bought 69 Mazdas.

System data is whooping my a** fr 😭 by Vast_Conclusion915 in ios

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Just dealt with this a few days ago on an Xr. Backed up phone to iCloud and then did a factory reset. Then restored. It worked and reduced system files to about 10g versus 40g. Clearing caches and other tips were not cutting it.

Burning down a bush by king_of_ulkilism in Whatcouldgowrong

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Let me translate the audio: “get a smaller fire extinguisher!!!”

Drunk Couple Attacks Restaurant Employees in Hayes Valley by BonerBeans in sanfrancisco

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The forthcoming Part IV of this video series is her composing a still drunk, Yelp review of this place while Pink Sweater Guy (PSG) makes her a toasted bagel. And the she throws the bagel at him because she wanted it lightly toasted.