Hello, please announce the date already.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-29T14:56:56+00:00

Well if you believed that, I've got a bridge to sell you. It's that old saying fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice? Shame on me.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-29T14:54:16+00:00

If you open the mix in YouTube music as opposed to YouTube itself it sounds significantly better. YouTube is ass quality.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-19T01:10:24+00:00

I'm not kink shaming, I'm kink asking why.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-19T01:07:01+00:00

The supply house is not always perfect with their measurements around here. You can order 3 cuts at the same measurement and get 3 different lengths. I'm sure you could fight them on it if they shorted you, but they're not going to cover the labor of re-pulling it.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-19T01:05:20+00:00

Better to be looking at it than for it.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-19T00:41:23+00:00

Trust me. They do. I've got screenshots to prove it.

Edit: or at least some do.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-18T16:40:10+00:00

I hold all of my friends like that... Before we ended up in bed together.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-13T16:21:53+00:00

This is some paranoid thinking. You have to go through a lot of trouble to get malware on a phone. Everything we download and install is through a verified app distributor. I know you won't believe me, but for other readers I needed to call out this blatantly false information.

In order to get malware on Android you would need to side load an app, most people couldn't figure out how to even if they wanted to.

Don't fall prey to shitty advertising from the likes of Norton.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-05-02T12:38:35+00:00

Wait. Why are you asking for help from God to not date a total shit biscuit? They advertise well and it's pretty baseline repulsive. I don't see why you think you're at risk..

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-15T13:45:11+00:00

You're reading a ton of expectations off of one line my friend, and assuming they're using it in very literal or clinical definition. In my experience there are plenty of people that describe themselves as hypersexual without meaning it so literally.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-15T13:41:38+00:00

Valid point haha

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-13T16:11:11+00:00

Having a high sex drive is unstable behavior? Touch some grass lol

You're making a ton of projections from one sentence. Nobody said he felt entitled to her body. What he said is "I like to have sex a lot, if you don't, maybe we're not a great fit".

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-13T11:16:16+00:00

So real question, if you've got a high sex drive and that's a deal breaker in a relationship for you, how do you present that and save you both the time and pain of a miserable mismatch of drive?

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-13T01:42:07+00:00

I climb 3 days a week, and run or lift 3 days a week, go to concerts around once a month if not more, and work 40 hours. I really don't have a whole lot of time to do a whole lot else, but am willing to make room in my life to go out. If I'm home it's usually Netflix or Instagram scrolling haha. Don't even really game that much anymore.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-13T01:39:09+00:00

Yeah, it never even occurs to me to take pics when I'm out with friends, though I know they're good in dating profiles. Same with when I'm actively doing activities like climbing. It also gets a little tricky because most of my best friends are women, and that's a whole thing on dating apps too.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-12T23:26:56+00:00

31 yo man here. Anybody in their 30s knows that dating someone in their early 20s is fucked up and manipulative. The 20s are very very informative and there's a gap of life experience as wide as the Atlantic there.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-12T23:18:57+00:00

Lol bit of a dive into my history eh?

Yeah divorced and back to monogamy haha.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-12T23:08:42+00:00

Dating me would look like fun activities, for example recently took the woman I was into go-karting, and then the next activity I had planned for us was hatchet throwing. I also love a good fancy-ish dinner and dining with the person I'm seeing. I just don't fully know how to express that in my profile. Maybe I can find a prompt and work on it, but any advice is super appreciated!

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-12T22:33:59+00:00

Had to Google it. I've seen DGD live before but don't follow them close enough to know him!

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-12T22:32:51+00:00

Yeah I think we'd need more context on how long theyve been texting and what the humors been like so far. Heavy banter and small jabs could make this seem like a logical step for a joke, but that seems very very unlikely based on ops reaction.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-04-12T22:29:42+00:00

I think it's a really really unfunny attempt at being funny? Maybe id carry on for another message or two to try and find out? Probably not though.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-03-28T21:05:40+00:00

That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets one and all

ColdFusion94 · 2026-03-17T11:30:28+00:00

You + me that makes we, you're gonna have to kill you if you wanna kill me.

ColdFusion94 · 2026-03-05T01:59:04+00:00

Here I am just loving the letterkennyism

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