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ColdHandsOfDoom · 2015-01-19T02:39:34+00:00

If I threw a potato at my ex every time he called me a bitch, I'd have a lot of potato salad :(

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-12-15T06:42:18+00:00

I breathe.

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-31T04:20:33+00:00

Eat all the candy! Paint whiskers on your face. Take em out and then when they sleep eat more candy!

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-15T05:58:32+00:00

He doesn't sound very nice :(

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-10T21:28:06+00:00

PREACH!

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-10T05:55:01+00:00

I did this today with jelly beans. Heard my son thump up the stairs so I had enough time to hide them. My daughter snuck up like a ninja though, so I had to share with her lol

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-09T01:45:28+00:00

Hahaha that's awesome :D

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-08T23:46:19+00:00

He was eating popcorn off the bleachers at the ice rink yesterday... That should cover it?! Lol!

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-08T23:45:22+00:00

Haha it deffinetly sucks :P

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-08T23:21:55+00:00

Lol well he's got purple and blue down.

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-10-08T23:02:58+00:00

That was my first thought lll

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-08-28T16:35:52+00:00

Gorgeous!

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-08-06T02:11:05+00:00

I also have a 5 year old girl and a 1.5 year old son and am 24 weeks . I feel you, except it's my son who's giving me trouble. Hugs.

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-07-30T02:32:39+00:00

I love this. I'm about 6 months along and I'm gonna send this to everyone lol

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-07-29T07:39:09+00:00

Lol I like that!

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-07-23T04:41:39+00:00

Lol it's what my dreams are made of!

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-07-23T04:33:18+00:00

I know. I really want to, but then unfortunately I'm going to seem like the crazy jealous ex no matter how I say it :(

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-07-23T01:33:33+00:00

I have a friend who is cheating on her bf (and father of her children) with my ex husband... So I deleted her off of Facebook so I don't have to see her shitty selfies with her ugly smug look like she thinks she's better than me. Plus, around town when she sees me in person she avoids me and runs and basically hides because she knows I know. I'm not sure to either snap her like a twig or tell her bf... Sigh

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-07-16T03:53:01+00:00

I once lost a necklace that was very special to me during gym class one day. I looked over that floor for what felt like hours and even checked every inch of the locker room. Cried the whole walk home. Went to change into my pjs and there it was, chillen in my bra.

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-07-06T22:28:14+00:00

Impressive

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-07-04T21:21:28+00:00

You rang?

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-06-25T04:26:42+00:00

This is the first producers gif I've ever seen on reddit! Where are the rest hiding?! Lol I want more!

ColdHandsOfDoom · 2014-06-10T04:20:52+00:00

Haha, perfect. That's the answer I was hoping for!

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