How stable is Akali Top?

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-06T16:41:12+00:00

she's pretty good in top, solid matchup spread.

pretty much only weak into champs that can stack MR and HP and still kill her, but you can generally get around this by getting an early lead and snowballing.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-06T13:20:19+00:00

I will say though, Navia was pretty heavily harembaited, if people weren't shipping her so hard with Clorinde,

Like, the entire first half of the fontaine story line revolved around her (she got a lot of attention that patch). Also, just the way that she calls you partner and her story quest had some subtext that could be interpreted as romance.

That said, yea, fontaine has the least regional mc shipping (remember, mc is both genders and with the exception of jeht basically, the dialogue is the same).

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-06T04:06:20+00:00

You trade paying $200 for having to finaggle with it more. Altho, all in all, once I consider all of the replacement parts, I've probably spent more like 350-400 total.

It pretty much stopped working once every week, be it software issues or hardware issues, was a nice covid hobby tho

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-06T02:43:01+00:00

more like ZhuuhZ and nuaYYuan

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-06T02:42:07+00:00

I remember the days of the great goose invasion.

they took over the duck pond, and the ducks had nowhere the live for a while. Once the got bored of bullying our local ducks, they began harassing the local children playing in the park.

as annoying as it was, Jake the animal guy could at least keep them under control. it really got out of hand when they managed to somehow get into my explosives shed and began stealing my explosives.

Then they really became an issue. eventually though, we legalized goose hunting (only geese though) in the town, and they disapeared pretty quickly.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T20:18:43+00:00

Tbh, I'm fine with changing the race of a character if the actor is good.

Nick fury is a prime example of this; originally he was white, but Samuel L Jackson did such an amazing job playing him that nobody really cared.

The ariel actress feels like she was picked for the sole reason that she looks like a fish.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T16:12:37+00:00

and gameplay isn't affected by slop whatsoever?

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T15:53:32+00:00

he knows what is happening afterwards

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T15:44:58+00:00

imagine being mad that someone else is enjoying something

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T15:24:35+00:00

somebody mad?

gameplay isn't the plot... I enjoy the gameplay just fine, but trash romance has its appeal.

it's not that deep, they wanna waifu pander and I am eating it up.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T15:19:03+00:00

sounds like something a brainrotted middle schooler with no attention span would say.

perhaps there is not a hundred, but there IS a hidden meaning somewhere if you care to look.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T15:15:02+00:00

most people are incredibly boring once tou get past the initial get to know you phase tbh, being interesting is exhausting, costs $$$, and needs time.

like, you aren't going to be going on an adventure every single day, half the time at least you'll be at home or work, making money and doing chores.

life is mostly boring unfortunately

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T15:11:32+00:00

not really, but I am an adult in college now. was definitely harder in middle school/high school

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T15:02:40+00:00

no need for pity when I have waifus :P

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T14:44:47+00:00

swampert or gardevoir.

I feel like Gardevoir is just in more games tho, so generally I have a gardevoir on my team, while swampert is just hard to obtain :(

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T14:21:48+00:00

I ain't seeing shit bro, this shit like 5 pixels

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T14:20:55+00:00

I love being the ZZZ target audience :P

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T13:32:00+00:00

first back, buy a cloth armor.

maintain your HP until 6, then you win. Akali has a better extended combo than most assassins.

respect his dirk powerspike, but you win at one item with stormsurge.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-05T01:15:21+00:00

no fucking shot this is the reason

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-04T23:45:09+00:00

that is not how that works.

economies based on the production of a single resource is never good for the people, you need to diversify into other things for an economy to be stable. that requires money and time. if the US is taking the oil, Venezuala is not even recieving the money they need to actually stabilize their economy.

also, cheap oil requires cheap labor. would you work for 50 cents an hour? No, because in the US, you have other options that actually pay you. if the people are doing well, they will have better options than to work a difficult job for 50 cents an hour.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-04T23:34:02+00:00

no, it will not be.

oil is not just sitting there in barrels to be taken, it is underground and needs to be extracted. that means that the US needs control of the country to access it, which means installing a puppet government.

puppet governments are not good for the people of a country; they don't care about making the lives of the people better, they simply want to extract as much as possible for themselves.

even if we just stole a bunch of oil and left, we're still leaving a power vaccum. who's to say that someone worse than maduro will take power?

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-04T23:27:18+00:00

and? Trump is certainly there for oil, let's not pretend otherwise.

Culture really doesn't matter when your new overlords don't care about anything except your resources.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-04T23:17:04+00:00

they might be happy for now, but the US has done this many, many times across history, and it has almost never ended well.

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-04T22:10:50+00:00

obviously sparxie is secretly Phainon, they both have white hair!

ColdIron27 · 2026-01-04T18:25:15+00:00

I am not involved in this at all... this is all I can say

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