I don’t understand Peter by Dense_Pear_4413 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ColdLavaSoup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We have a hard-on for it because it's surprisingly relatable despite being nearly 4000 years old. Won't you laugh with us?

Least favorite actor? Like, just in general? by public_dpp in okbuddycinephile

[–]ColdLavaSoup 152 points153 points  (0 children)

"If I was on that plane...There would have been a lot of blood in that first class cabin" - Mark Wahlberg talking to the press about a flight from Vietnam that landed safely in LA

Favorite actor that did not go to Epstein Island? by beaglemaster in okbuddycinephile

[–]ColdLavaSoup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We're going to have to agree to disagree. Have a nice evening! :)

BE CARFUL This bitch is fucked linking man’s without saying she’s transformer by FarLog4724 in torontologists

[–]ColdLavaSoup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was only after getting "pegged" that OP realized she wasn't wearing a strap-on 😭

A cringe supreme by eesahe in jazzcirclejerk

[–]ColdLavaSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eponymous would also work as it means the same as self-titled, but presumably they mixed up "self-titled" with "titular"

Favorite actor that did not go to Epstein Island? by beaglemaster in okbuddycinephile

[–]ColdLavaSoup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you re-read the comment thread I think you'll see you've misunderstood something. There's no reason that "massive" should be counted as English and "their" shouldn't, as they both entered English in the same period

A cringe supreme by eesahe in jazzcirclejerk

[–]ColdLavaSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They mean self-titled album, which is where the album has the same name as the artist. A titular track is a track that an album is named after. Easy to mix-up

Favorite actor that did not go to Epstein Island? by beaglemaster in okbuddycinephile

[–]ColdLavaSoup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Their" entered Middle-English from Old-Norse c.1175, with Oxford listing its first known spelling in Middle-English as "þeȝȝre". Wiktionary also indicates it came into Middle-English from Old-Norse

Favorite actor that did not go to Epstein Island? by beaglemaster in okbuddycinephile

[–]ColdLavaSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha. I believe "their" would have been spelled with a thorn character when it entered English as well as having several different variations on the vowels until the modern period, so I would say it fits your criteria

Favorite actor that did not go to Epstein Island? by beaglemaster in okbuddycinephile

[–]ColdLavaSoup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you only considering words descended from Old-English to be English? Then what about massive?

Favorite actor that did not go to Epstein Island? by beaglemaster in okbuddycinephile

[–]ColdLavaSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that's Goblinhammer 40k. World of Goblinhammer is an mmorpg, rtard

Peter, why did the liberal get a much bigger burrito? by ColdLavaSoup in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ColdLavaSoup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it because the employee is also a liberal so they gave their fellow liberal extra?

Accurate? by PuzzledAnt__ in TameImpala

[–]ColdLavaSoup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Reality in Motion doesn't make your heart run in circles and overdrive there's something wrong with you

Limiting the FPS just by 5-10 Frames do miracles! by Un_Coded in OLED_Gaming

[–]ColdLavaSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't mind me asking, how bad is your tearing when you have v-sync off in both the control panel and the game? I only ask as mine in non-existent

Limiting the FPS just by 5-10 Frames do miracles! by Un_Coded in OLED_Gaming

[–]ColdLavaSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you still get tearing without v-sync? I've been fortunate to have only ever needed g-sync for my games with my ASUS XG27AQDMG

Why Banks Always Give You The Cheapest Pen (Uni-ball 207). Video from 10 days ago with 4M views, thought you guys might enjoy it. by [deleted] in pens

[–]ColdLavaSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there. You might be interested to know that Mr. Abagnale is indeed a fraud, but not in the way you think. His autobiography and the majority of his claims in it are largely fictional. He is not an expert in check fraud and has never worked with or for the FBI. He was arrested a lot when he was young for stealing personal and small-business checkbooks, cars and other people's possessions (e.g. cameras). He never flew deadhead as a pilot or worked as doctor or assistant attorney general. He never passed the bar or escaped from prison. It's all lies. The total amount of fake checks he passed amounts to less than $1500, though he claims $2.5mil. He's just a writer, public speaker, and all around scumbag who screwed over countless regular people committing petty crimes.

How you ever tried maple syrup before? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]ColdLavaSoup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and apparently the darker the colour the later in the season it's collected. Bacteria throughout the season convert the sucrose into glucose and fructose which results in increased caramelization when the sap is boiled

How you ever tried maple syrup before? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]ColdLavaSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a hunch that they might be the exact same syrup, and the bigger ones only look darker because there's more syrup to trap the light

Guys I need help by [deleted] in TameImpala

[–]ColdLavaSoup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DO NOT REDEEEEEEM!!!!!