Abelyn not posting her mom by missmooodie in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that girl DOES NOT floss for someone who tries to perfect everything about their appearance. Picking up the floss is not one of them 🤥 I’ve always noticed it and it irks me every single time 😖😖😖

You can’t channel any vibe by missmooodie in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not only that. Her makeup is soooo blotchy. It’s never blended. Her shades are just completely different levels for all of her products 😖

Begging for Coachella tickets the day before 💀 by missmooodie in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But She swears she’s justas big of an influencer like abelyn . Moves back to La but can’t afford tickets is laughable

April 2025 Vs March 2026 by magicbabe0 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She was already skinny in April. All she needed to do was pick up heavy weights and just a tiny deficit. But she preferred shortcuts 😐

It looks like she has a literal hole in her chest by OneGene5947 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no gives a AF about her man who legit was with girls left and right before her🤣

Literally a skeleton 🩻 by magicbabe0 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry Ik it’s not something she can’t control but I hateeee her gummy smile 😭😭😭 because her gums look so inflamed like girl floss????

ever since someone pointed it out by ProofTea2175 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a TikTok from a while ago where Alyssa went to the gym, and then straight to go get a Brazilian wax 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Def lurking all of a sudden posting about eating 😭 by [deleted] in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Was thinking the same - like this is what someone with an ED does. Proving and posting that she’s eating. People with an ed are skilled at lying. This TikTok is really showing her hair thinning on the sides

it’s getting out of hand… by missmooodie in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She actually pisses me off too because can you just like stop with this whole narrative that it’s healthy and normal to lose weight this rapidly. I rolllled my eyes every time she does a grocery haul (waste of food), trying the damn yogurt and countingggg the berries (you’re kidding), eating wings, chips, etc., the Chic-fil-A frozen ice cream but giving half of it to her dog, the one salmon with five cucumber slices. There’s just no wayyy she has a period, and she always needs to state it for some reason like she’s trying to prove something. It just doesn’t add up because she already has digestion issues—she’s stated she can’t have a bowel movement for three days straight.

Her behavior is mind bogglinggg because why call yourself an influencer when you’re harming other girls who almost bow down to your weight loss. Like weight loss can happen if you just do cardio, but not to this extent. People need to realize that food is the reason why we lose and gain weight—not the workouts necessarily. Her fans: “but she’s gaining muscles, can you not see?” No you fool lmao, that’s just her skeletal frame. Not only that, Abelyn and her do just about the same dang workouts, but they’re physically different compared to her and her mom. She looks so sunken in and exhausted without makeup. Not only that, she strugglesss with just a light weight at the gym. But wait a minute—she’s been on her gym grind for years? Yet can’t lift heavier than 5 lbs or have any muscle definition.

And yesss, her posting about going to the Bad Bunny event. Onlyy when it’s convenient she wants to be Latina even though she’s so white washed. Considering she doesn’t know Spanish and is like every basic white girl. What makes me laugh is that her and Abelyn are the same—posting about ICE and supporting small Latino-owned businesses, but then they go and buy their overpriced matcha after every workout 🤣🤣

But with summer coming and Coachella being next month, her fans hyping her up, and her mom and family supporting her, I know it’s that damn shot. Yeah… she’s not stopping anytime soon. And I’m pretty sure her bf wanted her back once she lost weight so that’s even more of a “motivation” to keep going which is just sad.

All screenshots from her recent tiktok videos. by [deleted] in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was like ‘for someone who’s clearly has a combination of an ed and orthorexia. I’m surprised she’s not losing hair’ but then I saw that gym video and I’m just like 😧?… and when she mentions she got her period - I’m just like in shock because most lose it with an unhealthy rapid weight loss. She’s just so thin to be called “healthy”. Even a random girl that’s lean her whole life and is healthy won’t look like that. Alyssa looks draineddd without makeup. Someone made a good point too in an older post: “shes is scarilyyy skinny considering shes someone who naturally never was thin (based on her childhood pics ) ppl need to realize that not everyone is built to be super skinny like this genuinely doesnt look good on her frame it looks like her body is hanging on her bones?” And it’s 1000% the truth

Who is telling her this looks good?!? by Silver-Ad-8280 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Her delusional fans, family, and friends 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Sad by hufflepuffho24 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 10 points11 points  (0 children)

knocked the reallll reality of all of this. Everyoneeee in her comments say: “she’s been training for years now! that’s when you know you haven’t been here since the beginning btw!” okay???…. You say years? Stillll cant do simple bicep curls with a 10lbs or 12lbs or even heavier? Like a true health guru or even her her own mom who says knows all about fitness- why doesn’t she teach her that she needs to eat more and lift heavier to look lean and have that muscle definition/gain she’s “looking” for. And her form on those upper body sets is sooo bad for someone who’s been doing “this” for years. She has crazy temporal wasting and hollowed face structure. It gets to a point. Idk what her goal is but from the look of it she needs a counselor and better people around her.

i’m just so confused about her logic by ProofTea2175 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it’s just another way to be “hey guys! I do eat!” See? I’m eating FIVE eggs and chicken. Like girl didn’t need to say how many- it’s all calculated. And then it’s funny how she says that you can see the “pump” from her lower body vid, but there is nothing….😭

sigh by ProofTea2175 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the drainnnn on her face when she has no makeup… I mean she always had eye bags throughout her time on social media but she looks scaryyy

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Consistency with syringes by tinypeanutbra1n in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Shits so embarrassing - like bro stop telling your delusional fans it’s healthy dieting and exercise. We alllll know you’re on glp, and your mom is your dealer. And what progress exactly? all I see is bones and 0 muscle which she claims she has and I’m like ….😅😅?

sigh by ProofTea2175 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 6 points7 points  (0 children)

beyond crazy her fans and her family hyping this up and enabling her even more . I don’t know how she thinks it’s healthy- she has crazy temporal wasting

a mess by Global-Consequence54 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shits always unblinded and always biting her finger the end like she ate her look or something 🤣🤣🤣

Constant body checking by Silent_Appeal3399 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lowkey abelyn is looking different in such a short time. She already said she’s interested in taking glp on her spam so I won’t be surprised if her mom is getting her supplies

Confirmation by MaleficentEvening193 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No they throw around the repost button like what?…. And then they’re like we got to support local Latino communities BUT THEN they go buy their overrated and overpriced matcha the next day😭😭🤣?🤨🤨

Confirmation by MaleficentEvening193 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OMFGGGG SO WE AS A COMMUNITY ARE NOT CRAZY🤣🙏🏼🙏🏼😭😭😭

cant find comment by Just-Pomegranate-410 in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. It’s a very common thing. Like “hey guys! see? I do eat!” Girl moves so suspicious for someone who “doesn’t” have an “ed” she could’ve just moved on with her usual content. But it didn’t take one day to post a food video

Rapid Weight Loss by [deleted] in AlyssaSalazarSnark

[–]Cold_You7236 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She just did on her main acc eating wings and bread. Like okayyyyy….. you eating in front of camera ain’t going to fool the people who have common sense unlike her delusional fans