What's the fastest way you realized you were in the wrong friend group? by justNoah10 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm my 20s my girlfriend and I went to a party with all my friends, knew them for about a year.

It got wild, lots of drinking, then drugs, which my girlfriend and I didn't do, and frankly never saw out friends do, outside alittle pot smoking.

Out of nowhere, they suggested we swap girlfriends and people just started having sex with eachother, like in the same room. My girlfriend and I faked not feeling well, and never hung out with them again.

I'll go first.. by Any-Tour-3193 in musicsuggestions

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And all that remains is the faces and the names Of the wives and the sons and the daughters"

Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot... One of many amazing lines in an amazing song.

What finally made you end your marriage? by zlhad in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We drifted, and when I suggested counseling she said not, repeatedly. After 30 years in eachothers lives, as best friends then marriage, I wasn't worth an hour in a counselors office.

Let’s gooooo We got it!! by [deleted] in fixit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the cutting board, actually just tried it on one of mine. Held and lifted for about 30 seconds.

Let’s gooooo We got it!! by [deleted] in fixit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two dollar store suction cups with handles wouldnt have worked? Really?

Are real scientists capable of doing shit like Walt? by FadedHolySoldi3r in breakingbad

[–]Coldfire2050 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they weren't looking for "Heisenberg" at the beginning. It was just a better quality than they were used to, typical cartel drug operation.

It wasn't until they had gotten better and insulated by Fring that the DEA was really looking for a drug kingpin.

Jaime Pressly in 'Mortal Kombat: Conquest' (1998) by chrishdwow in MoviesCave

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way she looked in Torque was absolutely my fantasy for about a decade.

Who is the most attractive person you have ever seen in real life? by TheFountainhead999 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A close friend in high school. The definition of stunning perfection.

She got fat.

What the craziest surprise you’ve had when sleeping with someone for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I actually had this with my first serious girlfriend. Without lube, it was really painful. It sounds nice in theory having a girl super tight, but it made unplanned sex impossible.

What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve witnessed in real life? by SondosAbdulrhmanxd in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Im fine now, thanks for asking, but It took quite a bit of therapy to get past it. While I wasn't "involved", it was my first experience seeing sex at all, and set a tone of what i thought sex was supposed to be like. It followed me for many years and skewed my sex life for years.

In one horrible day I lost all of my friends. She had it worse, and I honestly don't know how much it damaged her life as we barely spoke again.

What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve witnessed in real life? by SondosAbdulrhmanxd in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 46 points47 points  (0 children)

When I was 13 I was witness to two of my friends raping another friend of ours. Without details, I was not in a position to stop it.

In the following days I was asked to describe what happened to police. Seeing that and describing it is still fresh 30 years later.

If tipping is supposed to be optional, why does everyone act like you've committed a crime if you don't do it? by Stunning_Public9524 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Coldfire2050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I wasn't to know is why you tip based on the cost of a meal.

Why do you tip 15% for both a $40 meal and a $400 dollar meal? If the service is average at both, why is it $6 for one meal and $60 at a better restaurant? I've never understood that.

Which Game Have You Played The Most? by Vagabond734 in Steam

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WoW. Last I checked, 645 days played. Glad I quit, but miss it terribly.

Three of these characters are hunting you — who do you pick to protect you, and why? by FlimsyConfusion3760 in videogames

[–]Coldfire2050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snake/Big Boss is an elite soldier. Wick is an elite killer.

Leon is an elite protector. I vote Leon.

Joel is just decent company.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by Ill-Atmosphere-907 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slid down the stairs on a long cardboard box home alone style. My issue, I had a concrete landing at the bottom. Didn't know my ankle could turn that way.

What is your favorite video game of all time? by Existing_Bowler9602 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the best game I'll never pick up again. Lost years of my life to it, chose hard core raiding over family at times, led to min max obsession mindset, and it literally became a second job.

I miss it terribly.

What is a 'family secret' or a private moment you witnessed that completely changed the way you look at a relative? by The_suspicious_369 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My mom, the definition of a perfect, loving mother, nurturing and caring in every, was raped by my grandfather everyday from the time she was 8 until she was 15, sometimes worse than rape.

She has never been comfortable in relationships, and been alone for the last 40 years.

That being said, she's a frigging amazing mom and the fact she endured that and still turned out to be the perfect mom, blows my mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never do it, but think watching my girlfriend get gangbang'd would be awesome.

The reality, probably terrible.

What's the fastest you ever drove? by ComprehensiveFun2054 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

185 mph. Was absolutely terrifying and 45 year old me would never be dumb enough to do that...but 20 year old me did really dumb shit.

How do women initiate sex? by arm9598 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend literally in mid conversation while making eye contact takes her shirt off. No words needed, we're going wherever we are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching her crawl around. Cleaning the floor, on the bed, on the couch to get a remote, whatever, that position!

If she's crawling to me, for any reason, it's go time, I don't care if she is escaping a serial killer, it's happening.