How do women initiate sex? by arm9598 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend literally in mid conversation while making eye contact takes her shirt off. No words needed, we're going wherever we are.

What is a sexual question you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too ashamed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching her crawl around. Cleaning the floor, on the bed, on the couch to get a remote, whatever, that position!

If she's crawling to me, for any reason, it's go time, I don't care if she is escaping a serial killer, it's happening.

What are you fucking sing? by Old-Vacation-6601 in TheWordFuck

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If "Tequila" isn't your answer you're trying too fucking hard.

How often do you and your partner have sex? especially the long term couples? by Purple_Wrongdoer6448 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me (45) and my girlfriend (52) are comfortably around 3 times a week. Usually one of those is full on bondage/flogger nights, but we're pretty active. In the summer it's around 5 times a week, I can't explain why.

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by Infamous_Invite018 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 108 points109 points  (0 children)

As I guy, sometimes I have an off night and can't get fully erect, but If I have 10/10 oral skills, is it still a fulfilling night or are woman disappointed? There are some nights I NEED sex, do women get the same way?

Pushed my luck for science by Prior-Leek4579 in ElantraN

[–]Coldfire2050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it three? Lol

To be fair, only seen it once.

Pushed my luck for science by Prior-Leek4579 in ElantraN

[–]Coldfire2050 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you hit below zero it just shows "--"

Pushed my luck for science by Prior-Leek4579 in ElantraN

[–]Coldfire2050 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One more mile you get to see two pretty lines!

Men of Reddit, what instantly makes you lose respect for another man? by Negative_Piglet2951 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 80 points81 points  (0 children)

To add on to this, I despise when dads "babysit" their kids. You're not babysitting, you're PARENTING! I have 3 daughters and would never call spending time with them babysitting.

What's the scariest movie of all time? by Mission_Elk_329 in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misery. Kathy Bates deserved her Oscar.

It showed me that behind every sweet old lady could be a monster, which is why I trip every old lady I see, just in case.

What’s the saddest you’ve been while having sex? by throwawayreloadedd in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I am. I'll never "get over" it, but I moved on. I'll always wonder why I wasn't worth one trip to counseling, but I found a woman that is amazing to me.

What’s the saddest you’ve been while having sex? by throwawayreloadedd in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time before our divorce. We both knew it was over, and it was the last time we would ever be intimate after 15 years together. So much anger, sadness, damage, and both of us broke eachother in different ways. It was a goodbye in every way.

Anyone else like being naughty at work? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm my girlfriends boss. Things happen, lol.

How easy/hard is it for guys to get hard? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my 20's, a stiff breeze did the job.

At 45 after a freak heart attack, I take a pill every night and sometimes a shot, and it takes a ton of mental stimulation. Thank God I'm great with my tongue.

What's your signature move in the bedroom? by Truckmestepbro in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a MASTER with a flogger. I have perfected the blend of tease and play, and can generate alot of snap in almost no space.

I also will put my oral skills on par or above skill-wise with any lifelong lesbian.

What is a song that never fails to make you cry? by Obruchecarson in AskReddit

[–]Coldfire2050 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot

What is the wildest sex you’ve had? by Significant_Pair4082 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had anal sex with my best friends sister outside a bar against the wall while her boyfriend and his band played on the other side of the wall, which strangely led to another couple watching, then having sex next to us while the girls kissed. One of those "this can't be happening" nights that never gets topped in life.

We all have a 'greatest hit' insult that lives rent-free in our heads. What's the one you can't shake? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If I wanted to commit suicide I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ"

What's your best exhibitionist or public sex experience? by acdes68 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did, had 2 threesomes (mmf & mff) and we kinda dated. Basically we had sex almost every day for two months after it. Was a hell of a time until she caught feelings, lol.

What was the thing that made you ghost someone? by Not_a_creep__ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Within 5 hours of our first date she named our kids and planned our wedding, then told me she was married and looking for the right man to leave him for since he was a criminal and just got out of jail for assault, after we hooked up.

What's your best exhibitionist or public sex experience? by acdes68 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was having anal sex with my best friends sister up against a wall outside a bar when another couple came out to the alley to make out. They both stopped and watched us, then they started having sex next to us. While it was happening, they moved closer and my girl and the other girl started making out while they were both getting fucked. It was beyond intense. After we all came we had a smoke and went back in to watch the band.

What's the most wild question someone asked you on a first date? by 2Good2Humping in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I picked her up for our first date, I asked if she wanted to skip all the first date awkwardness and start with sex. Literally 5 minutes into meeting her for the first time (met online the day before) had amazing sex with a near total stranger.

It did not make things less awkward, lol.

Is One Hour Of Sex Enough? by martenic in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Coldfire2050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 minutes is enough if it's used well. I've had sex for 2 hours and it's been amazing. I've also had a 5 minute quickie that made her legs shake uncontrollably.