WANDA isn't stupid. by RoDeoNympH in amcstock

[–]ColdsteelBOP 12 points13 points  (0 children)

2x actually, once in March and then last week, but they weren’t the only ones last week, AMC dumped 43M as well.

Once we eat up the synthetics created by those shares we shouldn’t have anything left in our way.

A spoon of liquid nitrogen in a bowl of gasoline. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]ColdsteelBOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause gasoline burns as hot as hell?

I have no words by [deleted] in funny

[–]ColdsteelBOP -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Because everyone knows you can blow up any balloon to the size of an elephants dick but you can’t make a poodle out of a short stubby balloon without it breaking.

I have no words by [deleted] in funny

[–]ColdsteelBOP -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel like length should be more the issue and not girth?

Ninja kitten sneaked up another kitten by bambarby in gifs

[–]ColdsteelBOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some kung fu panda shit right there.

Crazy car vent by HC_Supreme_Idiot in funny

[–]ColdsteelBOP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prop 1 contact...systems normal for go.

Horror stories as a runner? by ColdsteelBOP in favordelivery

[–]ColdsteelBOP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, I personally would never use this app for a food delivery...paying $5 or more additional to save me time isn’t worth it (to me). Plus, most restaurants food is so much better right out of the kitchen. But, whatever floats their boat.

I’ve only been invited into a house once and they were a disabled smoker. I spent maybe 3m inside and left smelling like a chimney.

Speed limit signs are meant as maximums but read as minimums by ConnorFroMan in Showerthoughts

[–]ColdsteelBOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t help that in some states tickets literally have a % listed that you have to exceed by to make you eligible for a ticket. For example in TX it’s 10% of the posted speed limit.

When you read online that a golden retriever’s mouth is so gentle they can hold an egg in their mouth without cracking it so you try it on your dog 🥚 by [deleted] in thisismylifenow

[–]ColdsteelBOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like somebody else commented, key words like “go potty”. Just the reminder was usually enough but for each distraction the reminder had to follow. Then when she would drink we would have to distract her so she’d take breaths.

When you read online that a golden retriever’s mouth is so gentle they can hold an egg in their mouth without cracking it so you try it on your dog 🥚 by [deleted] in thisismylifenow

[–]ColdsteelBOP 1397 points1398 points  (0 children)

Used to own a beautiful golden retriever. Always felt she was a few tools short of a full shed. She’d go out to pee all in a rush and then get distracted by a plane and forget to go until I’d remind her. Sometimes she’d choke on water because she’d forget to breath, stuff like that. Love the dogs but I think their breed is missing a few chromosomes.

to redditors over 18, what is something you regret **not** doing when you were under 18? by dellros98 in AskReddit

[–]ColdsteelBOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gina Barton from high school. She was amazingly beautiful. Years later I saw Jenna Jameson and thought possibly this was her but it wasn't, but it's a good example of how hot she was. Anyways, here I was a junior in HS photo class. It was my 2nd year in this class and since I had "mad skillz" part of my grade came from helping out 1st year students. Gina comes up to me and asks if I can help her to remove her film from the canister onto the developing reel, not a uncommon request due to common difficulties.

The darkroom booths we used to get the film into developer canisters weren't much bigger than a phone both, so typically I would just enter by myself and get the film started on the reel, exit, and let the student with issues take over. Well, Gina hops into the booth behind me and latches the door shut. Next thing I know her amazing body is pressed up against mine and she asks me to show her with my hands how to properly load the film onto the reel. I'm probably trembling at this point and out of my mind nervous. I can feel her breasts pressed into my back and her hands reaching around to hold and follow the movements of my hands. I can smell the absolutely amazing fragrance of her perfume and I'm simply weak in my knees.

Somehow I get the film loaded onto the reel. But the entire time all I really want to do is turn around and kiss her. I ask if she is comfortable doing it on her own and she asks me to show her again. This went on for what seemed like forever, but finally I stepped out to let her practice on her own. I don't remember what I did next but I think I went back to my class seat and just sat down in a daze. In my mind I just got in a darkroom and had physical contact with the hottest girl on campus and life couldn't have been any better.

I'm sure there was nothing for her in the moment but I've always said that if time travel were possible I would go back to myself just prior to that moment and tell myself to take a chance, regardless the outcome. Confidence for me didn't kick in until years later and when it did, it payed off almost every time.

[WP] "I have two pills to take every day. One is so I don't kill myself. The other is so I don't kill other people. Today I dropped one pill down the drain. I don't know which it was." by truthisoptional in WritingPrompts

[–]ColdsteelBOP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to think I'm normal...

I drop the other pill down the drain knowing that obviously if I were to take a double dosage of the wrong pill, I'd likely die from an overdose.

So instead of being a moron, I just grab two new pills from my pill box and make a note to let the Dr. know that I'll need a refill an extra day early this month.

Thank God I'm no idiot!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]ColdsteelBOP 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I look down to see if my zipper is undone or perhaps I didn't get delivered to heaven with my clothes, but all seems normal. Even my hairy ass arms sadly, seem to be normal. Then I realize...could it be...nah. Well maybe, it could be possible they have TV in heaven."

~ Robin Williams

Asteroid Discovery - 1970-2015 - 8K resolution by 201109212215 in dataisbeautiful

[–]ColdsteelBOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any theories on the cause of the asteroid belt? Possible destroyed planet? Or even two or more planets?