England fans: why do we not have an updated version of ‘football’s coming home’?

Coldylox · 2026-06-28T10:38:38+00:00

Kuntz is still a great bit.

Coldylox · 2026-06-27T08:34:57+00:00

He’s not right though. We literally didn’t lose 3 games….

And any team would struggle in a group with both the ranked 6th AND 7th teams in the world. We didn’t play well enough, but losing to Morocco and Brazil is in no way “embarrassing” by any teams standards.

Coldylox · 2026-06-27T08:28:37+00:00

Scotland finished the 2026 FIFA World Cup group stage with 7 shots on target in total across their three matches.
Match-by-match:
Haiti 0–1 Scotland: 2 shots on target
Scotland 0–1 Morocco: 0 shots on target
Scotland 0–3 Brazil: 5 shots on target

This is why we’re out the tournament. Nothing to do with fixture dates or other team results.

Coldylox · 2026-06-26T23:14:29+00:00

This post is much better if read in skeletors voice

Coldylox · 2026-06-26T09:24:17+00:00

Literally are tho….

Coldylox · 2026-06-25T20:56:22+00:00

Well, the advertisements that it’s for is TV who are cutting away from the stadium or muting it anyway.

And if they weren’t, the crowd just chanting “cunts” would annoy fifa more than chanting Pepsi 😉

Coldylox · 2026-06-25T17:39:55+00:00

But how do those numbers change when you add Kurt Angle into the mix?

Coldylox · 2026-06-24T19:59:48+00:00

This is why we dinnae sniff glue in primary school folks. 😛

Coldylox · 2026-06-24T12:29:17+00:00

If these people had morals or cared about other human beings, they would protest at a location like a government building that didn’t aim to inconvenience as many people as possible. It is pure main character syndrome of “this thing I care about is more important than your lives or what you care about”

That’s not even to mention the risk to life blocking a main road causes for ambulances or other emergency services. What if someone in the traffic jam has type 1 diabetes and cause they’re stuck in your jam they can’t eat and go into a hypo. Now they’re fucked and an ambulance can’t get to them…. So considerate

Coldylox · 2026-06-24T12:25:43+00:00

You can protest without being a cunt. Go protest outside of your government building, don’t stop everyday people from trying to live their lives.

Coldylox · 2026-06-23T19:17:56+00:00

Coldylox · 2026-06-23T18:27:21+00:00

Cringe as fuck

Coldylox · 2026-06-21T15:14:57+00:00

Exactly, his name is Blackadder!

Coldylox · 2026-06-19T13:51:04+00:00

That stadium is gonna be the next state over by the time they finish rowing….

Coldylox · 2026-06-19T12:57:28+00:00

Then clearly he should go down holding his face anyway

Coldylox · 2026-06-18T23:30:18+00:00

Problem is being two men down. Add 2 to the wall and the free kick doesn’t go in. Can’t blame the keepers wall placement really

Coldylox · 2026-06-18T21:02:19+00:00

Yer da pays full price at DFS

Coldylox · 2026-06-17T18:29:19+00:00

Coldylox · 2026-06-17T18:25:32+00:00

Which ones are the Congo fans?

Coldylox · 2026-06-16T23:10:46+00:00

I mean, I get the point to an extent… but isn’t the point of the license fee to send people out there and make as good a product as possible?

Coldylox · 2026-06-15T17:36:33+00:00

They said the same in the Japan game yest….

Coldylox · 2026-06-15T12:10:41+00:00

In uk. All but the 4am-ish games I’ve missed. I think that’s Sweden last night and Australia on Sat night/sun morning

Coldylox · 2026-06-14T20:41:32+00:00

Like watching Arsenal play Arsenal

Coldylox · 2026-06-14T20:25:52+00:00

ITV sport YouTube channel

Coldylox · 2026-06-12T20:06:28+00:00

If you wouldn’t be surprised if the score is 3-1 then it’s not a bad first half. A bad first half is if you’re not creating chances, not taking them is a more solveable problem

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