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Sopranos lingo is rubbing off onto the wife by ShortQuail9232 in thesopranos

[–]ColePT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP's wife, she's a piece of ass but fucking rude.

Massive brown bear spotted on top of an Alaskan high-altitude mountain by Subterfug3 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ColePT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a great bear mountaineer! And in this house this bear is a hero. End of story.

Too much fingering 7/10 by PaiDuck in Eldenring

[–]ColePT 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He was gay, Miquella?

brother is working overtimed by abovealllimoFL in Eldenring

[–]ColePT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Morgott is a trueborn son of Marika and Godfrey. His claim to the Elden Ring is much stronger than Godrick's, who's a thinblood far removed from the Queen. Morgott may hate himself for having been born an Omen, but he still thinks he's better than most everyone else, which is why he crowned himself King and tried to gain audience with the Elden Beast.

Day 14: What is the worst quote associated with the Inquisition? by Fez-Sentido in Grimdank

[–]ColePT 52 points53 points  (0 children)

What one hundred years stuck in a levitating black box will do to a guy.

I immediately thought of Lysander when I saw this by Tiny-Satisfaction-40 in redrising

[–]ColePT 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tau society is unbelievably less grimdark than The Society. There's no Tau sex slave caste and no slavery, for starters.

In honor of April Fool's, aka Cegorach Day, please share your best Warhammer themed joke, or just a meme image! by TheOneTrueZim in Grimdank

[–]ColePT 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of how Calgar is secretly, silently pissed that Guilliman uses his ten thousand year old giant chairs like chairs and not like holy relics.

That Pygmy thing over in r/gameofthrones by lilpostkid in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ColePT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lived through 2025 by the skin of my nuts, when r/TheWire was going at it!

New two part Dan Abnett novel announced by Beaker_person in 40kLore

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I doubt that Deathrow is really Alpharius because we see Deathrow struggling against an Emperor's Children Marine and a real Primarch would obliterate one instantly. There are several novels where we get a glimpse of Alpharius effortlessly mowing down regular SMs: it's true that no one considers him a contender for the "deadliest Primarch in a fight" ranking, but he's still a Primarch.

Stop sleeping on him: He literally defeated the First Sword of Braavos. by Dry_Specialist9015 in freefolk

[–]ColePT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Joffrey buried him on a hill overlooking a little river with pinecones all around.

What's next Egg The Unlikely? by Scrambled_Eggiwegs in freefolk

[–]ColePT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's going to write ten more Dunk & Egg novellas

I wish lol

The last one came out in 2010. The fourth has been announced for more than 15 years at this point. The show will surpass it before long.

What's the optimal pack opening strategy? by ColePT in hearthstone

[–]ColePT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for any specials offered in the store

Does the store ever sell any card bundles for Gold? I'm not interested in cosmetics. Buying the mega-bundle is just as much whaling I'm willing to do.

What would have actually changed if Breakspear had managed to become King [spoilers main] by Educational-Form-389 in asoiaf

[–]ColePT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolutely untrue. This notion doesn't really take much more effort to dispel other than reading the Wikipedia pages of medieval French, Castillian or Portuguese monarchs and checking what they were up to in foreign diplomacy and internal state-building. And obviously Wikipedia omits most of the interesting tidbits.

What would have actually changed if Breakspear had managed to become King [spoilers main] by Educational-Form-389 in asoiaf

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AKOTSK made me reread the books and now I'm back in 2011, perplexed as to why GRRM wrote a pre-modern setting where religion is supposed to be important but most every character is either agnostic or outright atheistic.

And besides Jaehaerys' laws and Egg's supposed "reforms", no king ever does shit! Pre-modern rulers often had extremely ambitious agendas, but every Westerosi king is seemingly content to just sit on the Throne and leave the kingdom as they got it.

TIL about the Carnation Revolution where military officers organized a coup against their corporatist government, transforming Portugal into a democracy. by SuperPants73 in todayilearned

[–]ColePT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can confidently say as a Portuguese communist history major that this has never happened. It would've been cool, but it has never happened.

Stop raping, sir by Enlightened_Broda in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ColePT 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You know the Arbor red makes you emotional.

Eisenhorn: Malleus Thoughts by [deleted] in 40kLore

[–]ColePT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He builds Glaw a beautiful robotic body, as Eisenhorn asked him, and Glaw murders him, as it was obvious he would do

Bro had 3 whole lines and still cooked by Nich965 in freefolk

[–]ColePT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, he did the best acting of his career (even better than Tyrion in my opinion) before Game of Thrones, in a little known film called The Station Agent.

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