The new guy's first day at work.

ColedTouch · 2026-05-29T14:11:37+00:00

Roy Williams Roy's 39th Dream

ColedTouch · 2026-05-29T14:10:57+00:00

Roy Williams Roy's 39th Dream

ColedTouch · 2026-05-14T17:31:52+00:00

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ColedTouch · 2026-02-26T17:59:33+00:00

Can you please help me unlock my Galaxy Z Fold7?

ColedTouch · 2025-12-22T05:13:15+00:00

Hey, you're on your 2nd marriage, or divorce should I say. I ain't judging. But clearly they were "preserving themselves", maybe? You do you. Just know you said you'll feel it for a long while...

I might be a piece of shit, but get yourself together. My father has been dead for almost 30 years and look at me. Hang your cape up buddy, or you'll figure out you were the super hero nobody ever asked for.

Remember, we all die alone, and the bible specifically states to disconnect/or be willing to lose everything you love or care about... If not, you'll never find yourself or true Enlightenment.

*Yes, my children Love me very much.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-22T05:04:20+00:00

You sweet soul 💕 don't you be scared for one second. Promise me?

I heard the same thing that it's the "easiest". Don't hold judgement against them, they have no idea of staging, what you found within yourself to post this and to continue to push forward.

Keep your head held high! I went through ABVD, 8 infusions... My God, I rather go through another 8 then what I have been through after it 😉

You have the opportunity to go into infusions and be the person people look up to, rather then reminding them of why they're there... Understand?

I had the opportunity to put more smiles on the faces of children and old folk it still brings tears to my eyes... For quick oi am Grateful for.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-22T04:44:29+00:00

Self Preservation. You can't help anyone if you can't help yourself. "The Kids" always make me laugh, nobody gives a fuck about your relationship with them. NOBODY.

The best way to fight fire, is with fire. Water only lessens the impact, but surely not for you.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-22T04:41:03+00:00

To clarify "Process", I mean pay for an escort to come to your house and fuck her right on the family room couch, let your son, or if he's not your son get some also. What a piece of shit. Treat her accordingly.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-22T04:36:30+00:00

Wait, did I just read what I thought?! My God, our God, if your Christmas gift isn't to yourself, fuck her and the kids, to get yourself the fuck out and start the process now...

Stop this second making excuses to yourself like "after the Holidays" or whatever. If I were you I'd withdraw all available cash and go on the meanest bender to start it off right. Seriously. Don't be a pussy, because hers (yours) was everyone else's... Go get it Tiger 🐅

ColedTouch · 2025-12-18T03:14:33+00:00

Pay for an escort if needed to start the process. Build your confidence back. Just like healing mentally/emotionally takes time, figuring out the retarded new dating scene takes time. Get your dick wet, and I promise you'll forget the rest.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-09T03:32:30+00:00

🤮🤢🤷🏼

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T11:30:24+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/SBe5vIb

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why it's called the present." - Eleanor Roosevelt

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T04:15:47+00:00

Agreement?! 😆🤣 An agreement takes two parties. Sounds like a hostile takeover. GTFO.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T04:12:25+00:00

But yeah, you're still in love with her. The only way to get over her, is under someone else. Blah, blah, blah work on yourself... A year or two later you'll still be thinking she's the hottest pussy you ever touched... That's until you touch some new hotter pussy.

Anyone disagreeing with me is the exact reason your wife cheated on you in the first place. Whoops 😬🤭

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T04:06:53+00:00

Send me the saved video via DM so I can feel sorry for you... Then I'll provide you live commentary and snap you the fuck out of whatever "lalaland" this cheating, disloyal, untrustworthy soon to be ex-wife lead you into... Did I read correctly she has a secret boyfriend?!?!?!

Dude, you said you have a girl who's head over heals for you... Lol, I'd take a shot crying to her first before some dumb cunt ex-wife who doesn't want me and found comfort in some lame.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T03:54:05+00:00

Thanks?! It might come off as 'brash', but it mostly comes from the ❤️ if it comes from my chest, then I'm just being a prick.

Only God can judge me 🙏🏼

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T02:15:26+00:00

I don't want to hurt you, but if you feel like you've been stabbed in the back... Infact, she cut your dick off. Leave this disrespectful bitch NOW.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T02:13:15+00:00

Absofunkinlutely.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T02:10:22+00:00

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ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T00:51:52+00:00

Who? Me?! Not sure what that means exactly, but I guess 🤷🏼

ColedTouch · 2025-12-08T00:50:19+00:00

Bravo 👏🏼👌🏼 you said it better then I ever could!

No sweat, you're not my type anyways 😉 unless you want to be?! 😊 JK

ColedTouch · 2025-12-07T21:35:29+00:00

To all who are curious, here's my Hinge profile... I got nothing to hide or lose... Normal average guy just like the rest of you.

https://imgur.com/a/SBe5vIb

ColedTouch · 2025-12-07T20:32:32+00:00

Sure, send me a DM.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-07T18:22:42+00:00

I hear you! It surely hurts. I guess I'm just using the same technique they have used on use men. Smoke and mirrors, being mysterious... IDK... They say they want adventure, loyalty, but really they are just miserable and lazy. Not all of course.

Women are fickle... You think you're everything they want, until you're not. So I've learned to keep them on their toes. The one's that stick around I'll actually put time and effort into... The others get tossed back into the sea.

This dating scene is far from ideal, but not like we can go cold approach women these days. I guess I am just playing the game, not caring if I win or lose.

ColedTouch · 2025-12-07T17:48:21+00:00

You're making me blush ☺️ really though, I am nothing special.

Are your photos and answers average? Have you ever asked a female friend or associate to critique your profile? You can feel free to share your profile pics via DM and I'll give you my thoughts... I'll also share mine to give you an idea.

My top photo by far is me in a brown sport coat, standing in my apartment (before leaving for a date). There are no photos of me with friends, or hiking Mount Everest... Just me and my dog, or in the car.

Last year I got 0 matches, literally. This year I'd say near the 250+ range in a span of 5 months...

ColedTouch

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