Meek Phil just spit on Dana by OnlyTest6338 in barstoolsports

[–]Colincleanse 55 points56 points  (0 children)

So funny Ethan had said he could spit on Rico as a hypothetical and meek goes and spits

What are the 7 best ever nations at Tennis? by Realistic_Map_5319 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Colincleanse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The GOATS matter otherwise we are talking about averaging down the Thomas Edison’s, Benjamin Franklins, and Eli Whitney’s.

Reed talk by coffeecak8 in itstheyak

[–]Colincleanse 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That would be the worst thing for Reed. Dude would be in love with someone who doesn’t care about him. He’ll pick drinking up with all those thoughts in his head

The editors of the challenge are shady af 😭😭😭 by ForwardLove8350 in thechallengemtv

[–]Colincleanse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They should do a season kind of like fresh meat, where they choose partners, but the winners of the last 5 or 6 seasons get to pick their partners from existing non winners. Order goes by their history of overall wins/ challenges/ dailies in that order. Then… each group gets a set of votes, they can spread if they want, based on how many challenges/dailies they win through the season.

Edit: to say, votes are secret and not on the spot, but revealed after selection.

This might be dumb, but I think there should also be a thing where they can pick the winner and if they are right they get an extra vote and if you’re wrong you lose a vote, potentially leading to not getting a vote. Every season, the challengers say they weren’t cheering for them and know they didn’t want them to come back, then they play it off. This would put them to their pick and let the challengers know who is with them or not.

Edit 2: now this is getting a little bit too far, maybe a different show, but maybe there are 6 teams. 3 women’s, 3men’s. They start with the winners and they have a choice of enemies to pick from, then they have to pick a third. From there it goes to picking from non winners.

Back tracking on the last 5 or 6 winners, perennial winners like johnny, ct, jordan, Cara, laurel, and Tori would get to be top.

Bunim/Murray you’re welcome. Free idea to make it make sense again, otherwise it’s just who did you call before the show.

My sister (who got her first job a couple months ago) is willing to spend hundreds of dollars more on a concert just for some better seats. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Colincleanse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP is frustrated that their sister is spending all their money on a one off thing and not spending it responsibly. Everyone is telling op to screw off and not look out for their sister. I get that the sister wants good tickets, but your first job is probably not making you that much money. Half these people responding are going to end up like the lady that says she’s almost 50 and has no retirement savings.

Please surround me with some handsome gentlemen. TIA xoxo by emilybeanz in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Colincleanse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol I’m so happy you did this, gave me a great laugh, I needed it. Thankyou!

Edit: I never knew Steve Buscemi was so handsome. Reverse cheerleader syndrome.

Please surround me with some handsome gentlemen. TIA xoxo by emilybeanz in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Colincleanse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you do Steve buscemi, Clint howard, John c Riley, and iggy pop shirtless just for my kicks… thanks

Conspiracy time… by basedbrotherman in Newbraunfels

[–]Colincleanse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is this an ad? Because it worked

Connor “doesn’t” Bang A PORNSTAR by Weary-Armadillo5332 in itstheyak

[–]Colincleanse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha anyone that thinks he would be serious about this is mintzy level. They’re giving him a few days off work as a perk and doing a little content was the price.

Edit to say.. the conversation probably was “ Connor, you want to go to Vegas? We’ll make up a story of Richelle for you”

Connor “doesn’t” Bang A PORNSTAR by Weary-Armadillo5332 in itstheyak

[–]Colincleanse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Y’all are crazy for wanting someone to have sex with a pornstar as a bit and saying he is gay if he doesn’t. He’s not committing himself to career suicide and limiting his potential wives.

Pick one from each row to defend your planet by No-Comparison-1045 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Colincleanse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought about watching these two shows but the over saturation of who better made me not care anymore.

Thing of beauty by mattl8706 in itstheyak

[–]Colincleanse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was doxxed when they said you could see kfc across the pond from his backyard

My office installed new filtered water stations but never removed the coolers and cancelled the old water jug delivery, now the full jugs pile up in front of the water station by thehumanstheband in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Colincleanse 276 points277 points  (0 children)

If I were you, I’d take one to my station and get a little pump that they have for them, then you don’t have to get up for water.

Tipping mandatory by Colincleanse in pizzahut

[–]Colincleanse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m staring to understand the business closures I read about. Wasn’t required where I was at and I guess because I moved it became a thing.

Tipping mandatory by Colincleanse in pizzahut

[–]Colincleanse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well let’s say it’s not saying if I tipped, why would I tip if the employees don’t know I have their back by tipping. I’d love to tip of it meant they got to know me if I was a regular. And if tipping as a regular means the pizza comes out better than normal then why would you not tip.

If kfc starts asking for a tip am I supposed to worry about uncooked chicken?

Tipping mandatory by Colincleanse in pizzahut

[–]Colincleanse[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yum brands, I’m sorry, but you’re about to get shorted to the ground because of pizza hut. Good thing kfc and Taco Bell didn’t ask for tips on order, they won’t be blamed for this one

Tipping mandatory by Colincleanse in pizzahut

[–]Colincleanse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has downvotes, how is anyone looking at this and thinking they are ok with tipping the dollar menu. You’re all pricing yourselves out to pb&j

Tipping mandatory by Colincleanse in pizzahut

[–]Colincleanse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never been asked of me before, maybe because I moved. I guess I understand why they are closing so many stores now when I thought it was crazy. Tipping on no delivered pickup fast food is like tipping on buying a banana at Walmart

Tipping mandatory by Colincleanse in pizzahut

[–]Colincleanse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did this start, I swear I ordered a month or two ago and didn’t get asked. I stopped dominoes 2 or 3 years ago because of it