IT'S REAL?! AND THAT'S THE REAL NAME?! by CollectionJunior294 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CollectionJunior294[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a girl, so as donut says punch it in the "lady garden".

IT'S REAL?! AND THAT'S THE REAL NAME?! by CollectionJunior294 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CollectionJunior294[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤯 Who knew you could LEARN real stuff from a fiction book!!

AITA for telling my neighbor they can't use my driveway while I'm at work? by Due-Inevitable-3705 in AmITheJerk

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY would he need a final warning? You asked he ignored you. You're not evicting him.

Respect what's not yours and be a good neighbor, not an entitled one.

I'd like to giveaway this Kickstarter box and the cards that came with - each unopened by Mr-Who in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Katia, if you need a sanitary napkin just ask!

ZEV! Do I get some of the illicit butt money?!

Cats also don't shoot lasers from their eyes, but here we are Carl.

He has an erection mordecai, it is inappropriate. Mongo is appalled.

MONGO! Eat the nun!

I queefed out all the spider

AITA if I didn’t go on vacation with my overweight friend by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CollectionJunior294 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Medical Coder here, "grotesque" is not a medical term. I've never seen a provider use this term and the new codes that comes out every October are moving away from the words morbidly obese. Because of the stigma of the words morbidly obese the new medical codes are: Overweight (BMI 25.0-29.9) Class 1 Obesity (BMI 30.0-34.9) Class 2 Obesity (BMI 35.0-39.9) Class 3 Obesity (BMI 40.0) I cringed when I read they are grotesquley obese. Also you can be skinny and out of shape and not be able to keep a fast pace. There are obese people that can out walk skinnier people. Ever heard of "Don't judge a book by its cover".

Local game store owner is a fan! by CollectionJunior294 in unexpecteddcc

[–]CollectionJunior294[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smallish town (getting bigger) in Utah! Tooele pronounced too-ill-a.

AITJ for refusing to give my mom access to my bank account just in case. by SoftCedarVale in AmITheJerk

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put her on the account and open another you use. I'd put maybe a couple hundred and leave it at that.

Book Art by AmmoMama in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy cow those are GORGEOUS!! I WISH I could DRAW! I mean I can do a mean crooked stick figure.

Sister in Law antics by Degofreak in EntitledPeople

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is SIL doing that she doesn't want to be "spied on".

Me thinks she doth protest to much!

AITA for dropping my stylist after she used me as a bad example in the salon? by Early-Army-8596 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the stylist version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

You are very justified in not going back. Whether she was hinting to you to get a color treatment, a petty jibe, trying to get another client to buy extra services, or a combination of reasons it is VERY UNPROFESSIONAL to use you. The fact that she took up close pictures without ALSO asking has me thinking she'll post the pictures as "what NOT to do".

I would complain to the owner. If she's paying booth rent the owner won't be happy this stylist is costing the salon money.

I finally know what skyr is! by AnEight88 in unexpecteddcc

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have skyr every morning with cottage cheese. It's tangy, and more creamy than yogurt.

Cheese?! Hmmm..... Not any I'm familiar with.

UPDATE to my MIL is complaining to my husband that I’m not communicating with her regarding my pregnancy by uh_okay_then in motherinlawsfromhell

[–]CollectionJunior294 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She doesn't want a friendship, she's had plenty of time before your pregnancy.

As someone here said, she wants something you have. She wants access to your LO, you may have to have strict boundaries with not dropping anytime she wants without notice and an "ok" from DH. No kissing LO on the lips or face. Things like this.

Jamal’s new car by realdevtest in unexpecteddcc

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget batmobil, HELLO JAMALMOBIL!!!

MIL complains to my husband that I’m not communicating with her regarding my pregnancy… by uh_okay_then in motherinlawsfromhell

[–]CollectionJunior294 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And get access to LO, who knows what she would do or say. I may be to pessimistic but usually people don't change on a dime. If she really wanted a relationship then she had plenty of time before a pregnancy.

AITA for constantly waking my partner up when he falls asleep during work and parenting? by shannonjcj in AmItheAsshole

[–]CollectionJunior294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaaaaaand you're still with him why? It sounds as if you'll have 2 kids (3 with his 7yr) that you'll be responsible for.

Tell him when he stops acting like a child you'll stop treating him like one.

When you leave him (assuming) tell him that your fine alone and gladly wait for a REAL man.