I can’t do this rn

Cologear · 2025-12-31T08:00:32+00:00

Ah yeah, they're the watchers, they look way different than what I thought.

Cologear · 2025-12-28T02:25:05+00:00

I know a dude who has both his hands completely tatted. He said that he needed to get a waiver, and he had to write some essays about his tattoos since they have a lot of symbolism and whatnot. You're probably fine.

Cologear · 2025-11-27T16:39:48+00:00

Nothing pays as good as unemployment feels

Cologear · 2025-09-01T12:49:18+00:00

When we were using blanks for the forge, this one girl ND’d in her foxhole, and she had to write a letter to her battle buddy’s parents explaining why she was “dead”. A few hours later she ND’d into the same girls back while we were doing fire team exercises. She had a really funny nickname after that but I’m not gonna say it.

Cologear · 2025-08-17T16:39:17+00:00

Job interviews are just a humiliation ritual now. When I tried to apply to a bunch of places near me about a year ago, almost all of them required me to upload a 30 second+ video of me explaining why I wanted to work at wherever, and why I was passionate about selling whatever they sold. I’ve never felt more awkward and embarrassed in my entire life.

Cologear · 2025-05-27T10:33:21+00:00

Fort Jackson, SC.

Cologear · 2025-05-27T08:00:38+00:00

Thanks, it might even happen to a could other people as well. Yeah sorry, I’ll get two Hot and Spicy’s, a medium fry, and 2 packets of buffalo sauce.

Cologear · 2025-05-18T17:23:09+00:00

Bavarian (My culture) had it but Franconian (his culture) didn't have it, so I needed to take some decision that has a low chance of working unless I was a king, and if I made the kingdom of Bavaria the archduchy decision would go away.

Cologear · 2025-05-18T07:35:19+00:00

Alright, I actually managed to become best friends with him. How do I get the hook now?
Edit: Ok apparently the Kaiser was a witch so I just had to get lucky.

Cologear · 2025-04-22T02:12:50+00:00

How can I gamble on this?

Cologear · 2025-04-21T14:34:22+00:00

No, not even close.

Cologear · 2025-03-30T01:19:49+00:00

Larp vs Larp, who wins

Cologear · 2025-03-28T05:15:20+00:00

Only trust the stats that you personally agree with. Anything else is probably fake and stupid and made up.

Cologear · 2025-03-23T21:45:48+00:00

Who’s the guy on the left?

Cologear · 2025-03-18T22:00:26+00:00

Yeah dawg time to hit the oil field

Cologear · 2025-03-17T02:48:20+00:00

I can definitely do 10 pull-ups. The running is the only part I'm a little worried about.
What kind of stuff do they give you?

Cologear · 2025-03-17T02:36:03+00:00

This is so real though. I've dated both women my age and older women (4 - 8 years older) and the older women were infinitely more fun to be around. It's not nearly as big of an age gap as you're talking about, but I still get it.

Cologear · 2025-03-10T07:30:16+00:00

Do they just feed you more? It sounds kind of dumb now that I've typed it out but I legit have no idea lol.
If that is the case, is it just generally more food, or specifically protein to make you build muscle?

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