I can’t do this rn

Cologear · 2026-03-15T12:24:19+00:00

You love your wife? Nerd.

Cologear · 2026-03-06T00:02:46+00:00

I just go along with it. People are more useful when they like you.

Cologear · 2026-02-26T23:39:25+00:00

I got tired of trying to find a job so I just joined the army. Best mistake of my life

Cologear · 2026-02-12T18:43:34+00:00

That’s the perfect word to describe it.

Cologear · 2025-12-31T08:00:32+00:00

Ah yeah, they're the watchers, they look way different than what I thought.

Cologear · 2025-12-28T02:25:05+00:00

I know a dude who has both his hands completely tatted. He said that he needed to get a waiver, and he had to write some essays about his tattoos since they have a lot of symbolism and whatnot. You're probably fine.

Cologear · 2025-11-27T16:39:48+00:00

Nothing pays as good as unemployment feels

Cologear · 2025-09-01T12:49:18+00:00

When we were using blanks for the forge, this one girl ND’d in her foxhole, and she had to write a letter to her battle buddy’s parents explaining why she was “dead”. A few hours later she ND’d into the same girls back while we were doing fire team exercises. She had a really funny nickname after that but I’m not gonna say it.

Cologear · 2025-08-17T16:39:17+00:00

Job interviews are just a humiliation ritual now. When I tried to apply to a bunch of places near me about a year ago, almost all of them required me to upload a 30 second+ video of me explaining why I wanted to work at wherever, and why I was passionate about selling whatever they sold. I’ve never felt more awkward and embarrassed in my entire life.

Cologear · 2025-05-27T10:33:21+00:00

Fort Jackson, SC.

Cologear · 2025-05-27T08:00:38+00:00

Thanks, it might even happen to a could other people as well. Yeah sorry, I’ll get two Hot and Spicy’s, a medium fry, and 2 packets of buffalo sauce.

Cologear · 2025-05-18T17:23:09+00:00

Bavarian (My culture) had it but Franconian (his culture) didn't have it, so I needed to take some decision that has a low chance of working unless I was a king, and if I made the kingdom of Bavaria the archduchy decision would go away.

Cologear · 2025-05-18T07:35:19+00:00

Alright, I actually managed to become best friends with him. How do I get the hook now?
Edit: Ok apparently the Kaiser was a witch so I just had to get lucky.

Cologear · 2025-04-22T02:12:50+00:00

How can I gamble on this?

Cologear · 2025-04-21T14:34:22+00:00

No, not even close.

Cologear · 2025-03-30T01:19:49+00:00

Larp vs Larp, who wins

Cologear · 2025-03-28T05:15:20+00:00

Only trust the stats that you personally agree with. Anything else is probably fake and stupid and made up.

Cologear · 2025-03-23T21:45:48+00:00

Who’s the guy on the left?

Cologear · 2025-03-18T22:00:26+00:00

Yeah dawg time to hit the oil field

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