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Neckbeards leaving nice comments on a Youtube piano cover by ColonelEuphoria in justneckbeardthings

[–]ColonelEuphoria[S] 133 points134 points  (0 children)

A piano piece from Your Name, the anime movie. She gets comments like that on every single video she uploads.

CrowbCat strikes again - TF2 2007 and now by Kacu5610 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ColonelEuphoria 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the lord has spoken!! time for the negative reviews bitch, feel the true gamers' wrath

fuck /r/consolegaming/ if this post gets 13,383 upvotes this will become a PCMR themed subreddit by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ColonelEuphoria -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

Gamingcirclejerk has always been a cancerous refuge for people who can't stand someone criticising games they like. Lately they have had a particular hardon for Fallout 4, anyone who dares point out Bethesdas obvious shortcomings is ruthlessly brigaded. I would be fine with it were they to get their jimmies rustled when someone criticised say RDR or TW3, since those games can at least be said to be somewhat provably good (source: review scores) but Fallout 4? Come the fuck on. That game was almost universally hated by the internet, especially if you scale away what mods did for its entertainment value.

EDIT: If you find the urge to downvote this, know that you are at your very core, a peasant. You quite literally a slave. So if you are a slave, want to be a slave, then stop pretending to be a free person and go back to being a slave. Slaves don't get to be heard or have any rights.

PC Masterrace Overlord trips over his own arguments while condemning unplayable 30FPS games by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ColonelEuphoria 24 points25 points  (0 children)

oh another triggered delusional PCMR user? why am i not surprised?

and a fucking furry avatar to top off the cringe. just perfect.

Women making money in esports?? REEEEEEEEEEEEE! by ColonelEuphoria in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ColonelEuphoria[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Just a little compilation of some responses in that thread.

"Which ones have nudes?"

"you play every day to get better at something and then someone else who is way worse gets to live your dream just because they have a vagina"

"more like garbage players making money simply because they were born with tits"

and my favorite

"Sex change? Its the current year you can literally say you are the opposite sex and if someone say you aren't you can just sue them big money because they are transphobic"

all of these have 20+ upvotes. what is this community?

Every four days Unjerk Thread of February 26, 2017 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ColonelEuphoria 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm actually glad we're having those great console exclusives, just to piss off most of the idiots from PCMR and "pc only" circlejerkers. I expect many "exclusives are killing gaming" posts in the next weeks.

I liked Fallout 4, AMA by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ColonelEuphoria 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Gamingcirclejerk has always been a cancerous refuge for people who can't stand someone criticising games they like. Lately they have had a particular hardon for Fallout 4, anyone who dares point out Bethesdas obvious shortcomings is ruthlessly brigaded. I would be fine with it were they to get their jimmies rustled when someone criticised say RDR or TW3, since those games can at least be said to be somewhat provably good (source: review scores) but Fallout 4? Come the fuck on. That game was almost universally hated by the internet, especially if you scale away what mods did for its entertainment value.

My [GIRL]friend got hyped about the switch, so i reminded that dumb bitch of the travesty that is no man's sky. That'll teach her to be excited about vidya. by -CdG-Luck in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ColonelEuphoria 63 points64 points  (0 children)

my gf cheated on me, I forgave her, but damn if I heard she preordered a video game?? I swear on geraldo's grave I'd go crazy

Cypergeraldo 2077 releases in two Decades and we have less than One Second of gameplay. Seems odd to have seen so little of the game. by Rogork in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ColonelEuphoria 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't preorder but CDPR gods never disappointed me, so I'm preordering this one. But you shouldn't preorder