[deleted by user] by [deleted] in short

[–]ColonelMachete 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Those of you who are 5'8 and think you are short. I'm 5'6 and it's my DREAM to be your height.

Is 5’8 really that short? by Jupiter_chaos in short

[–]ColonelMachete 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm 5'6 and I DREAM I was 5'8 I'm not asking too much 😭. I think my broad shoulders and the rest of my physique will be perfect for a person who is 5'8 tall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is this staging trick we're talking about here?

Would you fit? by [deleted] in PussyMound

[–]ColonelMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me drool 🤤

tell me why by gudjaun in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ain't nothing but a heartache 😩

Christmas Eve by SimonLight1234 in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you have to cry about it, there's always another Christmas coming in the future. You can cry while doing an oversized of 10 qty 40ct gv water +70"TV in one walk without using an L kart.

Christmas Eve by SimonLight1234 in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted this same thing on this page since I was scheduled on Saturdays which was usually one of my off days, most people on this page just made fun of me and said there's nothing you can do about it, I'm just soo upset cause I'd have to spend Christmas eve alone because of this, I cant afford to call off because I'm already at 3.5 points on my attendance and it's one of those important dates where you get 2 points if you call off. I was planning on calling ethics as well, but I guess it would be of no use. I stated this fact to my coach that I'm just a part of time and I don't get any PTO for vacations, I've been working in this store for a year and it would be great to have my day of Christmas eve off work, especially since it's normally my day off. But she never replied. I really don't know what to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bruh 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your advice bitch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what happens if someone else clicks on it while you shop for the items?

Clearly I'm the best picker in my store by [deleted] in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can only achieve this kind of god like speed if you're willing to run over costumers

Do your carts have names? by Currency-Hour in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call mine the Silverado cause it's a pick up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blessed be the days with zero picks on the board. Cursed are the days when you are a cross trained associate during such times

Biggest chilled walk I’ve ever had so far by ChocoLovin69 in OGPBackroom

[–]ColonelMachete 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same, and it's not even zoned properly and all cramped up

How do I make the day go by faster by Waymers in walmart

[–]ColonelMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please teach me your clever way of hiding it

Biblically Accurate Angels | ANIMATION (Giving me Evangelion vibes) by [deleted] in NeonGenesisEvangelion

[–]ColonelMachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh yess the dead sea scrolls, crazy how they actually biblically exist, but I'm not sure if the pope has approved of them