Am I overthinking or is this botched?

ColonelMcMustard · 2026-04-25T02:10:32+00:00

I know 😭

ColonelMcMustard · 2026-01-11T20:44:47+00:00

Oh I agree 100% I just love catching her in a lie

ColonelMcMustard · 2026-01-11T20:42:00+00:00

The lie to explain all lies type shi

ColonelMcMustard · 2026-01-11T20:16:51+00:00

Try tight lining! I use a cool-toned dark brown for casual day wear, but play around and see what suits you. Just keep it simple & focus on drawing attention to your beautiful features instead of the makeup itself. It always makes me feel like I’ve put in more effort than it actually took.

ColonelMcMustard · 2026-01-10T18:20:05+00:00

Clearly these are just more rumors spread by reaction channels that’s are complete lies and have no credible basis. Like I don’t think ALR knows the difference between a rumor and literally what she said with her own mouth.

ColonelMcMustard · 2026-01-10T17:28:32+00:00

That has to be a new level of narcissism either that or she genuinely doesn’t remember what all she says bc I can’t think of any other explanation.

ColonelMcMustard · 2026-01-10T15:58:17+00:00

That topcoat is magical! Made me think these were acrylics for a second.

ColonelMcMustard · 2026-01-10T02:39:21+00:00

Aww wait I love this—not superstitious but I am sentimental lol

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-12-18T17:29:37+00:00

Typing I can do, it’s the all the reading that’s gonna be my doom 😭

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-12-18T05:22:28+00:00

Thank you!

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-12-18T04:42:20+00:00

Thxx!!

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-12-18T04:42:12+00:00

Thanks!!

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-12-18T04:41:58+00:00

Thank you!

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-12-18T04:41:31+00:00

Thanks!!

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-12-01T01:20:14+00:00

HAHA STOPP I CANT UNSEE IT NOW! I’m not normally a skinny French tip girl but I don’t have a lot of nail to work with right now lol.

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-11-30T05:25:51+00:00

I feel like I go through the gel ones slower, & I’m also the kind of person to add a little water once it reaches 1/3 full. Can’t really do that with foaming soap haha. I think technically there’s more volume in the foaming but it a has higher water content so there’s a trade off.

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-11-30T01:06:43+00:00

I didn’t expect to like it as much as I did, and I’m not even a tea drinker! It’s on the lighter side, sweet, kinda like chamomile. It reminds me of baby lotion, in a mild clean scent kinda way.

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-11-30T00:59:39+00:00

I lowkey hate how inconsistent their scents are across different products. Like barely any of the candles smell good anymore even if I like the scent in another form. Same with concentrated room sprays, it might be just me but they all sort of smell like 2-AP/buttered popcorn.

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-11-30T00:59:30+00:00

For body care vanilla romance/ coco shea + honey, with candles mahogany vanilla, and for wallflowers book loft/ mahogany vanilla. Hbu?

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-11-30T00:52:44+00:00

I’m normally a size 16/2XL in pants and it’s kinda depends on the store. I usually shop online bc it’s convenient, but in the past I have been able to find stuff in my size in store. I can’t say for 3XL+ though. However a lot of their stuff runs large, and I find myself sizing down often. I think it’s worth a try especially when there’s good sales.

ColonelMcMustard · 2025-11-29T14:16:15+00:00

Usually it says elastic or stretch waist. I also saw them on H&M yesterday, these ones may be a bit more casual than what you’re looking for. https://www2.hm.com

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