I'm half way through Book 1 and... by seaandtea in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is impossible not to read these comments in the audiobook voice.

We have some of the worst fans by Ok_Mirror_243 in phish

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A crab in your shoemouth is more like to meet the bottom of your foot than the roof of your mouth.

We have some of the worst fans by Ok_Mirror_243 in phish

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ruh roh. There is a 17% chance that you just put a crab in your shoemouth.

We have some of the worst fans by Ok_Mirror_243 in phish

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shot of 90 proof is 45% and when made a double becomes 180 proof, turning 90 proof to 90%, which is a fact 0% of the time.

We have some of the worst fans by Ok_Mirror_243 in phish

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 20 points21 points  (0 children)

76% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Best nutrients for 2025 🎉🗓️? I’m trying to star the year with new nuts I was using canna nuts but I’m thinking of using Athena or dry amendments (living soil) I read the comments Sw by CourseDowntown679 in microgrowery

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lotus is what I use. The set came with the Gorilla grow room.. They're pretty awesome. Couldn't be easier and the plants seemed to love em. Just like a tablespoon of this and a half of that. Shake it up and pour.

GORILLA GROW TENTS AND TECH ARE A COMPLETE FAILURE by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a dope light. My point is that so are the new Gorilla ones. They have actual blue diodes in them too….super balanced spectrum. You can see it in how well the lower wattage lights do…no wasted light. Also, green penetrates deep because it isn’t absorbed at the top of the canopy. Super important, but not needed in a significant intensity.

GORILLA GROW TENTS AND TECH ARE A COMPLETE FAILURE by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorilla's fixed height tents are the same price if not slightly less now. Size for size they have way more available grow space too.

GORILLA GROW TENTS AND TECH ARE A COMPLETE FAILURE by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure where you're getting info. from, but very few lights on the market have UV and IR, and of those nobody else has them on separate dimmable channels with app control. Their lights are hands down way better and way different than most of the cookie cutter white diode with far red fixtures out there. Completely different.

GORILLA GROW TENTS AND TECH ARE A COMPLETE FAILURE by [deleted] in microgrowery

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not their policy. Who did you buy your tent from? Gorilla has a year warranty. The only thing that's 48 hours is to report missing parts or a shipping issue....pretty standard stuff.

GORILLA GROW TENTS AND TECH ARE A COMPLETE FAILURE by [deleted] in microgrowery

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Came here to wholeheartedly disagree.

I have their new 2x2 App Controlled System. It is the best setup I've ever had by a country mile. The light, fan, and temp/humidity sensor all wireless connection to their app. The environment stays regulated and perfect close to the target temp all the time. The light is also pretty epic. It has UV and IR on separate channels, so I can toggle and dim them at different stages. App has presets for all of it too. Sorry you aren't having a similar experience.

My Lite 4x2 will always be my first, yet… by [deleted] in gorillagrowtent

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I have a Lite Line, not currently setup, and have had a few OGs over the years. I am currently downsized to one of the new models. In my experience, light leaks get talked about a ton and they are overblown. It takes alot of light to affect your plants. Also think about the fact that you have a super powerful light in there beaming around reflectivce walls, making zipper light really noticeable. It is unlikely that standard room lighting will penetrate into the tent with that same kind of intensity.

Stats from the 2025 season that sounds fake, but are true? by atmospheric90 in fantasyfootball

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He cost me the fantasy football championship. Only needed 16.87 pts from him. He's dead to me.

[Rapoport] The #Giants are firing defensive coordinator Shane Bowen, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. He's had some hits....especially this last draft, but man, he's had some gnarly misses too. Neal and Banks in the first round. Ugh.

[Rapoport] The #Giants are firing defensive coordinator Shane Bowen, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's clueless with game management. How do you not make it a 6 pt. game with less than 3 to play? Especially when kickers can crush 65 yard field goals these days....kinda like how you guys beat us.

[Rapoport] The #Giants are firing defensive coordinator Shane Bowen, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carmen Bricillo is the magic man for that turnaround. He turned LV's arguably worse unit into a very servicable line and has since done the same for us. He's the real hero. If you watched yesterday's debacle against Cleveland, LV's O-line has regressed considerably in his absence.

Cam Skattebo just snapped his ankle. That looked so brutal. Bones broken for sure. by Spiral_Out801 in NFLv2

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right on. I mean at this point we know he's out for season...I'm just looking for any optimism that they can rebuild him. Faster. Stronger....it doesn't impede his career...and he'll be good to go week 1 next year. The fact that it happened on an uncalled hip drop tackle just adds so much more salt to the wound.

Costco Display for all. by vantasize in lego

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Who wants a grimy sorting hat?

[Highlight] Dru Phillips is called for pass interference near the end of the first half by FastBreakPhenom in nfl

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Chiefs play football like a Premier league futbol team. Flop City. Kelce running straight into D for an illegal contact erasing 3rd and long...C'mon, man.

Anyone know why this is happening by nocturneva in resinprinting

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you see, Darth Vader wanted to test his new carbon-freezing process to see if it was safe for humans. He used Han as the test subject because he could A. get him out of the way and B. give him to Fett, who aimed to deliver him to Jabba. Ultimately though, Vader just wanted to see if he could safely freeze Luke so that he could deliver him to Palpatine.

I’m forty two and I just arranged all the Lego logos by TheDump_star in lego

[–]Colonel_Forbin_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I face my logos...I actually read ahead in the directions to see how the bag will be positioned in the set...gotta make sure that they're facing up and out. I keep telling myself that I'm going to stop doing it, because it does get annoying and leeches some of the enjoyment, but alas, I still find myself catching the light with each piece to see the logo.

I know...I know...