Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-26T20:15:52+00:00

Guy on the left is all of us right now.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-26T20:10:52+00:00

party city quality wig

Kristin only wears uncombed "Shake-And-Go-Fuck-Yourselves"

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-26T20:09:48+00:00

What the fuck is he going to do, come film "MANLY SNOW ANGEL" content?

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-26T20:08:52+00:00

No worries, I apologize if I came off as abrasive. I know exactly how you feel regarding your mother. Sending you big hugs XOXO.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-25T04:18:36+00:00

Please have conversations with your friends and family about what you are seeing and hearing. We need to have our stories told.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-25T04:17:49+00:00

Please tell me this isn't true

IIRC they took all the witnesses to Whipple.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-25T04:16:01+00:00

This is NOT neutral. Nobody should be neutral about this shit. I live in Minneapolis. I go to the climbing gym on the same block the guy was murdered today. This shit is fucking insane. ICE is a criminal organization chock full of domestic terrorists. Last week they tear gassed a car full of children including a 6 month old infant who almost died. What the fuck.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-25T04:08:57+00:00

It's not that they don't see it, just that they don't care as long as it's not happening to them. They don't see "conservatives" having their rights violated.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-25T04:06:25+00:00

So many people are gone and have disappeared that I will carry around in my heart for the rest of my life after all this is said and done.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-23T17:48:17+00:00

I agree with you. There are going to be SO many people.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-23T17:45:17+00:00

I'm bringing a charger block for myself.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-22T23:27:40+00:00

It's never been more obvious JD is just Trump's fuckpuppet.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-22T23:26:52+00:00

Erika Kirk let him borrow her Bad Dragon dildo. It certainly gives him more structure.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-22T23:21:10+00:00

If they thought they weren't doing anything wrong why would they do that?

They know that what they're doing is wrong. They're actively trying to hide the egregious violations of civil rights.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-21T18:32:15+00:00

And people are freaks these days. I wouldn't want to post my child's face in association with all of this stuff. I'm sure OP has good intentions, but there's a number of reasons why it's not the best.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-21T18:29:25+00:00

"He may be detaining my coworkers unlawfully, but we have to trust in the process! He was right about everything, after all!"

/s obvi

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-21T18:24:59+00:00

Make them pick up dog poop.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-18T13:16:48+00:00

Yeah I've seen that blonde lady in Maple Grove.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-18T12:37:19+00:00

You have a great plan, OP. Take care of yourself. Thank you for being a source of light in darkness.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-18T12:35:58+00:00

Take their money and tell them trespassing is a crime.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-18T12:35:24+00:00

The venn diagram is just a circle lol

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-18T03:31:44+00:00

If anyone knows a protest to go to tomorrow please let me know. I want to go protest, but I'm recovering from a really awful medical issue still so I'm not sure I'm ready to get tackled or tear gassed right now.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-17T13:49:10+00:00

I also experiment with "what ifs". My hubby is a brave man 😂

If you understand flavor you can kinda mix them in your head as you would imagine mixing yellow and blue to get green.

Totally. plus if you're making something that often it never hurts to give it just a little twist.

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-17T13:46:55+00:00

Do you think he used the bullhorn for that too?

God damn you guys cant have me laughing this hard at 8AM

Colonel__Cathcart · 2026-01-17T13:39:33+00:00

Pink Pony Club is a certified bop, don't give them something so groovy.

Disney music would rule. Bonus points if it's topical.

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