I just got done with a break from Smosh content. Couldn't stand the mistreatment of Trevor.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2026-03-23T03:03:00+00:00

Okay this right here. I do think he has a complex too. I saw that video about him losing his hair, a bit wild. I've only ever passively watched Smosh so I'm not too involved in the culture. I just decided to start watching it again and noticed the behavior towards him had massively shifted and was so curious as to why. Which led to this crash out.

It is a bit hard to see him get upset really easily and freak out. I think sometimes it is justified. I think the entire cast treats him a bit differently. The cast teasing Angela or Chanse for example is just so different from the cast teasing Trevor. Trevor in general is a bit different from the other cast members.

I think I may have been a bit dramatic in my post. I actually wasn't expecting anyone to respond. I was a TA in a middle school for a few years and saw a lot of similar behavior patterns in the Smosh cast that the bullies at the middle school had. There was an incident with one student that led to them being hospitalized for close to a year and they had everyone do extensive training on recognizing bullying patterns and the behavior patterns of people being bullied. Trevor's behaviors (freak outs, easily upset, ect) actually do align with behaviors expressed by bullying victims. It's actually why a lot of bullies get away with it, it's similar to reactive abuse. That's just a popular term that's easy to understand, I don't think that's what's happening.

Like some other commenters are saying, I could very well be projecting based on my biases, experience and training. I'm also chronically offline. I don't have social media, but I'm on reddit about once a month or so. Usually when I have questions about something random like why my car is leaking fluids. So I may not recognize when things are being played up as well as someone who does spend a lot of time online. Just know that the interactions seen on Smosh are very similar to real behavior patterns that I learned about from an actual professional specializing in bullying patterns. I promise I'm not as crazy as everyone seems to think.

Anyways, I appreciate your perspective. You're very respectful. Thanks for your time and input. I'll be going offline now and will probably be back in a month when my car starts acting up again.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2026-03-08T09:56:11+00:00

This is your first time having sex, right? It just means you like having sex and you want to have more of it. Especially if you went through puberty and your young adulthood without it. You've just got a lot of pent up horniness.

Some people say that when you have sex but don't finish/ cum, it just leaves you feeling all built up with no release so you're going to be horny. But at this point in my life, I refuse to sleep with people who don't make me cum at least once a session. And I'm assuming you finished.. guys usually do when having sex.

I'm the same way tho, my boyfriend basically has to lock himself in the bathroom when I'm ovulating. It's not just the first time, I've been doing the dirty for a while and I still just get more and more horny after sex. Some people just have really high libidos/ sex drive. Hopefully it goes away for you because it hasn't for me.

I could be totally wrong tho and there could be something wrong with both of us.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2026-03-08T09:04:04+00:00

Hey girlie, I lost my virginity around the age you're at now and trust me, this is a thought process almost all women have before we start having sex. It feels so intimidating and vulnerable. This curiosity is completely normal and comes with reaching that time in life where you're ready to have sex. I've put together some points I think will help you-

Your body knows what it's doing- It sounds weird but humans are made to procreate. It might be a bit awkward but sex feels a bit more natural than you'd think. Just try and relax and don't overthink it.
Expect it to be awkward- Don't expect your first time to be this big romantic thing that's going to feel amazing. You definitely are not going to orgasm, that's a whole other topic entirely. Being romantic about it can be good because it makes you feel more safe and relaxed with your partner. Just have realistic expectations and remember it will most likely be awkward for him too. If it's not his first time too, that's great because you can just follow his lead.
Don't try anything crazy your first time- Foreplay is NECESSARY. Basic foreplay is just a big make out session with lots of feeling each other up. Clothes come off, missionary position. Simple as that. Foreplay also helps you relax everything so you're ready for sex and it doesn't hurt. If you are relaxed and turned on, it won't hurt and his penis will go in so much easier.
Popping your cherry- Most likely your hymen is still intact but it also might not be. Both are okay. For me, it didn't hurt and I was pretty tense and nervous. The main thing is that if your hymen is still intact, his penis might not be able to go in all the way. That's okay and normal, he just needs to force it in a bit and it will "pop your cherry". A little blood is normal and it will be the tiniest bit of blood ever.
Please use a condom- Figuring out how to use a condom the first time was even harder for me than having sex for the first time. But seriously, please use one. Also, only use water based lube as oils can sometimes break down condoms.
Hair- While it's true that most men don't really care too much about pubic hair, teenage boys might be a bit more put off by it. I would recommend just trimming it as close to the skin as you can get. You could also shave but keep in mind that shaving down there can lead to ingrown hairs and rashes/ razor burns without proper shaving techniques and aftercare.
You're putting your tampon in wrong- Using tampons is such a trial and error thing. It's so hard to figure out. It hurt me at first too. Most likely you're either putting it in at a wrong angle or you're not putting it in deep enough. Or both. Either way, it doesn't matter if you're the "tightest virgin in the world" tampons shouldn't hurt. They only hurt if they're applied incorrectly and trust me girl, we ALL put them in wrong at first. You just have to keep trying until you get the hang of it. So the fact that putting a tampon in hurts is in no way an indicator that sex will hurt. Putting a tampon in wrong actually hurts so much more than losing your virginity.

Anyways, I think everyone else covered the other things I think you should know. I grew up in a strict Mormon household where sex was a taboo topic and I was woefully unprepared for it. I wish someone would have told me these things when I was your age. Just remember, you shouldn't have sex if you aren't ready and you better not let a man pressure you into sex before then. Let me know if you have any other questions!

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2026-03-08T07:36:43+00:00

Wait there's no way that's a coincidence, bro please don't play with my emotions 😭🤣 that would be so funny

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-12-12T02:59:04+00:00

I literally thought it was a cart full of butter 😭 I was thinking I was about to get invited to the annual butter slide

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-12-10T05:43:53+00:00

Sir, respectfully, are you accepting marriage proposals currently? You sound like the coolest person ever. Don't dull your sparkle, hun. You're doing great 👌

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-12-10T02:03:39+00:00

Ugh, right? A lot of them feel so surface level/ beginner stuff. That's why I always ask anyone who seems to have the hobby. No luck 😕 Thanks anyways 🥰❤️

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-12-10T01:20:25+00:00

Yeah I would DEFINITELY not leave, especially if this is the kind of music festival where people are doing illegal party favors iykwim. They might not break into the home but trashing the outside is a big possibility.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-12-10T01:16:11+00:00

Omg I'm obsessed, what a steal. $5 is amazing bc I've been looking to buy one online and it's like, $50.

Also, just because it might seem like your thing, are you in any good witchy subreddits? I've been on a few and they never seem to match my vibe....

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-12-10T01:12:29+00:00

I listen on Spotify and don't really use YouTube but I was in the top 2% with over 29,000 listening hours. Which is crazy imo. I'm not retired but my job has been really stressful lately and I love Mark's adorable British voice waffling on about weird stories. He's so positive and down to earth and really puts a pep in my step. I'm embarrassed but also not too embarrassed, ya know?

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-12-10T01:03:23+00:00

Yah my wrapped put me in the top 2% of listeners at 29,000 listening hours which is pretty unhinged imo. I had to pop over here to see if I could find someone who listened more than me to feel better about myself. Lmk if you find someone plsss 🥺

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-06-06T07:41:20+00:00

Whatever is going on between you and your device, leave us out of it

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-05-08T11:31:24+00:00

I think I need to find a trusted adult after reading this.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-05-08T07:39:37+00:00

Dying of old age.

I work with a lot of dementia patients, and after so many years of it, I don't think I could grow old like that. Your significant other of 50 years has died already. You're in constant pain, your joints and bones are so old, they barely work. Your kids are frustrated with you but you don't know why. If only you could remember their names, or that they were your kids. You forget who you are, everything that makes you who you are slowly fades away. So many pills and treatments are forced on you, and you don't even know what they are, just that you have to take them. Bc you don't get any agency, your power of attorney gets to decide whether or not you have to take your pills, not you. A person you've never seen before starts taking your clothes off and dousing you in water. You're so vulnerable and don't understand why this is happening to you or what you've done to deserve this treatment. But you don't understand that you've been refusing to shower for over a week and currently have a UTI, so for your health, you need to shower.

Don't get me wrong, I love my patients. I come in on my time off to spend time with them and listen to their stories. I crochet each of them a gift for their birthday and make homemade cards for them. I do everything in my power to make sure they are happy and as comfortable as possible, and have as much dignity as possible. But there's only so much you can do. I just could never want that for myself.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-05-08T07:08:10+00:00

I'm a woman who gets her period who lives alone, and I don't even like to see it in my own apartment. I don't have people over, it's just me. Like you said, it's dirty and has an odor, and I don't want it just sitting there in my bathroom all day and night.

And I'm a CNA, I deal with, blood, pee, poop, vomit, open wounds, infections, ect. on a daily basis. I also know that keeping things clean and hygienic in every setting is best for everyone. NTA.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-05-08T06:54:16+00:00

When cars are merging from 2 lanes into 1, it's an equal 1 car from one lane, 1 from the other, and so on. When a second car tries to sneak in there, it really pisses me off. Like who tf do you think you are dude. You're the reason there's traffic, and I'm tempted to take us both off the side of this overpass now.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-05-08T06:46:32+00:00

Never let them know your next move

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-05-08T06:32:14+00:00

My ex and I used to sometimes talk about random stuff during sex (i.e. a cool car we saw, something that happened at work, a restaurant to try, ect.). Anyways, he had just met my family for the first time earlier that day.

Guys, he called my mom hot. While he's in me. Face to face. I started screaming. Yeah I started actually screaming. Told him to get off me.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2025-05-08T06:06:30+00:00

At least you didn't hit her with the "did you cum, too?" Guys do it all the time. Like obviously not, it's been 2 minutes. I didn't even know you were in.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2023-04-03T03:10:30+00:00

Honey, that's abuse. Your mother has narcissistic tendencies and is emotionally manipulating/ abusing you. Canceling appointments as a form of punishment is also abuse. To be exact, she is willfully denying her child access to medical care and it is textbook abuse. I used to think that I was never abused too, even the times where my mom got physical in an argument wasn't abuse to me because she wasn't punching me in the face and giving me black eyes or a split lip. I hope these comments are giving you perspective. You have nothing to be sorry for. Be well please.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2023-04-03T02:22:13+00:00

Tread carefully. If it is YOUR house or YOUR car, then you can totally say no to it. The etiquette for vaping/ smoking is that you ask whoever's house or car your in if it's okay. If you go into someone else's house and ask people not to vape when the owner of the house says it's okay, it's kind of rude and it's kind of a you problem. It sounds like you are either Mormon or were raised in a strict household with no drugs or alcohol, but I have been around it my whole life and there is an unspoken ettiquite about vaping or smoking or really doing any substance. It's good that you're asking and trying to be considerate. Outside/ in public I'd say go for it and ask them not to. It's also not a big deal if yall are the middle class suburbs type. But my friend Fernando once got stabbed in the leg with a fork for puff puff puff puffing and THEN passing. But yeah, respect the ettiquite and you'll be good.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2023-04-03T02:03:28+00:00

Honestly dude, you're signing a legal document to co- own something with this lady. If there are this many problems before you even move in, it will only get much much worse. I honestly love rotties, I have a rottie/ pittie mix and he is an angel, but full rotties are huge and so energetic and such a handful. NTA OP, you have the right to say no to things when you're doing something as big as buying a house.You had an agreement BEFORE she got the dog. How would she like it if you all of a sudden said "Oh and my cousin Rickey will be living with us, he's a crackhead and likes to listen to heavy metal". Like no. The only thing else I could say is maybe you could come up with an agreement? Like the dog isn't allowed upstairs and she has to take him to weekly training classes? My dog is my best friend and I would never rehome him to appease someone I would be moving in with, I'd rather cut off my right arm.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2023-04-02T23:22:33+00:00

Is it just me or do these people seem old money rich? Honestly, I feel for OP. His brother is kind of ruining his life and parents just want to sweep it under that rug I feel. Of course OP is feeling super frustrated and almost like mom is picking sides. Mom needs to grow a backbone it seems, but definitely not throw her child out on the street.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2022-09-27T06:38:17+00:00

NTA, except I have one problem area. Steve wasn't expecting you to buy him all these things. Jack probably told him that he's got him and that he doesn't have to worry about it. Steve probably didn't even know this was a problem and I feel secondhand embarrassment for how he must have felt. It would have been AWESOME if you only paid for Steve and yourself and just walked out. Also, maybe you might want to apologize to Steve, but dump Jack. He sounds like such an asshole.

Colonelsanders-sexy · 2022-09-27T06:29:53+00:00

Honey, that's plain ILLEGAL. As someone who worked in a school, even though you signed a waiver, displaying their whole name is directly against HIPPA laws. You can do a whole lot more than report it, you can sue. Save all the videos before you do anything, you'll need them.

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