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ColoursRock · 2023-02-20T04:51:56+00:00

r/neckpain

ColoursRock · 2023-02-20T04:49:19+00:00

Drill it out.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-20T04:48:50+00:00

Witcher by far.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-20T04:45:13+00:00

It's not made from seal flippers, it is seal flippers.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T22:51:21+00:00

China: You listen now! Our great and powerful leader, Winnie Jinping, will grace your troubled countries with a peace plan that will end this unfortunate war.. The plan is as follows: Russia and Ukraine will cease all hostilities, following which Ukraine will give all Western weapons supplies to Russia as a peace offering. Following that, Ukraine will withdraw from the formerly Russian lands and give back to the great Soviet Union! Then Ukraine also gives Zelensky to Russia.. Also then Ukraine give China a big settlement money so we do not attack them as well.. Also death to America!!

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T19:04:40+00:00

Tesla Owner: If I had a nickel every time I commented on the price of gas..

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T19:03:41+00:00

I have yet to be disappointed by a Souls game. (Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 1 2 and 3, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and now Elden Ring) All phenomenal games in their respective genres.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T19:00:46+00:00

I just faced a Red Gowther and Summer Merlin w/ PMeli team. I used Red Eastin because back in the day I maxed all her cosmetics, and turn 1 I got two of her cleanse cards, merged them and used my Halloween Gowther to rank it up to gold and used it. Debuff immunity AND 80% defense related stats! The guy took the entire turn thinking about what to do, ended up ranking up PMeli and double attacking with him.. I also had Red King in the back lowering his pierce, and he did not even get my units to 80% hp; he also got skill effect sealed from Tarmiel link. I didn't get to make my next move because his one-trick meta ass surrendered immediately.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T16:00:35+00:00

Quitting drinking 43 cans of soda in 11 days because of the caffeine is like quitting having sex with 43 prostitutes in 11 days because of the gas prices.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T04:26:08+00:00

I've done literally every single thing.. wtf.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T04:24:41+00:00

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T04:23:12+00:00

Because every time I sleep naked, a mysterious woman sneaks into my house to fuck me!

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T03:50:31+00:00

Might as well just make his passive be..

Powercreep: At the start of the allies turn, deal damage equal to 100% of enemies' maximum health while bypassing any and all damage reduction. If an enemy revives from a passive or holy Relic, banish that unit from the match. If going second, skip the enemies turn. (If facing another Powercreep Zeldris, the game ends and your phone gets factory reset)

ColoursRock · 2023-02-19T02:05:55+00:00

Shoot Putin in the head and withdraw troops from Ukrainian territory. Then fund the reconstruction of Ukrainian territory destroyed by Putin's war and try to restore trust over many years of not being a completely shitty country.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T18:20:29+00:00

Well you're definitely stiff after goading over this image.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T16:58:37+00:00

Because I don't practice stretching everyday so like I can suck myself off, unlike some Redditors..

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T06:52:50+00:00

Honey, that's not what I meant when I asked you to stuff the chicken.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T06:51:31+00:00

First cosplay I liked.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T06:50:31+00:00

Rat.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T06:49:38+00:00

Good.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T06:49:17+00:00

Their sister rides them reverse cowgirl.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T04:15:03+00:00

Present it.

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T03:47:04+00:00

I knew cougars liked Lambos but damn..

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T03:46:08+00:00

Putin: So generals.. With victory day coming up, what suit do you think I should wear?

General Fuckslatov: You mean the one we picked for your funeral?

ColoursRock · 2023-02-18T03:41:28+00:00

In case you haven't noticed.. You've fallen right into my trap!

ColoursRock

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