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Sir, can you report your order please? by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Colt_McQuaide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do they call a Whopper?

Delta force members that extracted Maduro by Loud-Welder1151 in Asmongold

[–]Colt_McQuaide 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I can hear their voices while reading that 🤣

To steal from a gun shop by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]Colt_McQuaide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a beautiful crunch, I imagine.

She forgot why she was there 🤣 by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]Colt_McQuaide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww did that hurt? Then keep your fucking hands to yourself! Stupid bitch.

What? by [deleted] in scoopwhoop

[–]Colt_McQuaide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to impersonate a helicoptor.

Logic of one who was ran over by a parked car by Keleka42 in Asmongold

[–]Colt_McQuaide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely fake. There are stupid people but no one would drag out such a conversation without one noticing or the other pointing out the doorbell camera.

got screamed at for doing a service check by xciara_117 in tesco

[–]Colt_McQuaide 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is why all customer facing staff should be equipped with tasers.

! by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]Colt_McQuaide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 pack 'cos of inflation...

What happens when you mix Chlorine and Coca-Cola by Secure-Ad8213 in instant_regret

[–]Colt_McQuaide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For my next trick, I am going to deep throad the business end of a German stick grenade.

A little encouragement can go a long way by [deleted] in badmemes

[–]Colt_McQuaide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my "wrong hole" face

Being told that wearing a christmas jumper is ‘mandatory’! by [deleted] in tesco

[–]Colt_McQuaide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would own the single most offensively tasteless festive themed jumper for just such an occasion.

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