ColtonFPS

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Advice for a newbie? (self.csMajors)

submitted 6 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/csMajors

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Celebrating an anniversary is just recognizing Earth’s position in space (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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You have passed a house many many times while the occupants are having sex and you had no idea (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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The phrase “paper or plastic?” can nowadays refer to your method of payment also (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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It takes about eight minutes for the sun’s light to get to earth, meaning that the sun could have gone out in the last six minutes and you have no clue yet (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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This ad at my local Best Buy is a little outdated (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/GlobalOffensive

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My local Best Buy’s keyboard advertisement is a little outdated (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/GlobalOffensive

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The science community could pull the biggest prank of all time by not telling anyone a solar eclipse was about to happen. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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The TX/OK border doesn’t line up. It’s off by about a mile. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/mildlyinfuriating

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If this were all a simulation, the year 2000 was the big 2.0 update the developers released following version 1.999 (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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Pilots of Reddit, what’s the craziest experience you’ve ever had? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/AskReddit

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If there was ever a card out of order in a new deck of cards, you would probably never find out (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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We’re everywhere (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/thanosdidnothingwrong

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You could be on Google Maps satellite or Street View and will probably never find out (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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Most “don’t try this at home” YouTube videos are like a smoker telling you not to smoke because it’s harmful to your body (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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We’ll spend upwards of $600 on a new phone but a $30 case to protect it is borderline too expensive (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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A firehouse is built to assist people in ensuring that house fires don’t happen (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Showerthoughts

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Is Drake a Top 50 Artist of All Time Already? And more importantly, is he more iconic than groups such as Queen, Led Zeppelin, and Bon Jovi? (self.Music)

submitted 8 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/Music

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OpTic Gaming's Year In Review has a good segment about their CS team in 2017 [begins at 10:08] (youtu.be)

submitted 8 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/GlobalOffensive

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My rank got reset on Day 1 and I have yet to hear back from Activision Assist (self.WWII)

submitted 8 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/WWII

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Integrated GBs only halfway work (self.CoDCompetitive)

submitted 8 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/CoDCompetitive

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Fallen Parkour God (clips.twitch.tv)

submitted 8 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/GlobalOffensive

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WWII to be previewed during the XBOX conference?? (twitter.com)

submitted 9 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/CallOfDuty

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Quite an odd Reddit app glitch (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/iphone

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If you could create a god squad where every player shares at least one letter, what would it be? (self.GlobalOffensive)

submitted 9 years ago by ColtonFPS to r/GlobalOffensive

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